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Cultcow Russell Greer / @theofficialrussellgreerinstaSwift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Magical Star Buddy

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  1. Or if someone says a rescued puppy is cute.

    Blocked!
     
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  2. And remember, Kiwis--this is the same guy who left an "Angry" reaction to his sister's engagement announcement on FB.
     
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  3. That's real rich coming from someone who said he's start a petition to remove the haha button because it hurts his feefees
     
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  4. I think my favorite part of him getting slammed in the comments section about the Grande concert was the person asking "why were you even there"
     
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  5. By his own admission he went to her concert (I won't say it was for little girls, fuck it you can listen to what you want) with a no gift policy so he could take her gifts and solicit her into either advancing his "career" or sex.
     
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  6. "What happened?"
    "This."
    "I don't understand."

    My new favorite Russ moment. It sums up his whole life. He says no one cares about him .But that's not true.

    People do care when he says he is suffering and want to hear his side of the story . But as soon as they hear it they realize that Russ is both wrong and crazy.

    Russ's own words and actions are what turn people against him. The more people who learn about him the less he will be liked .
     
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  7. I'm sorry this post is so late, but I've been away for awhile and was catching up. Regarding Skordas and Rekieta, I don't think that's the kind of thing he'd do anyway, but there was an interaction he had before the judge came in that I think explains why he'll definitely never do it. I think I mentioned it at the time, but it probably got lost. I couldn't hear the conversation, so this is just based on body language and words here and there. Another lawyer that was there was basically like, oh you're here for that interesting case. It was like, you're lucky because it's not whatever boring thing I'm here about. And Skordas was like, No, I'm not lucky, this guy is crazy. I want nothing to do with him. He probably mentioned his daughter, but I didn't hear that. It was definitely on his mind though because he brought it up a few minutes later with the judge, if you remember.
     
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    We see a cute young pop star with arm draped on Russ’s shoulder, eyes sleepily half closed, a dreamy smile on her face, the same expression we’ve seen from her many times.

    He sees a girl who is insultingly is over six inches away, because he’s so gross. He thought she’d grab his butt, but she clearly will only touch his shoulder, which is not sexy! Her eyes are half closed because she can’t bear to look at him. She’s giving a sneer because he’s disgusting, instead of the kissy face others got. Look, her nose is slightly turned up, it means she is repulsed by his face. Her hand is in her jacket under her chin to protect her from his cooties, and it’s supposed to be on him his penis!

    Can’t you see that??? Can’t you? Look!!! It’s OBVIOUS!! This, people. THIS! Do you get it now?
     
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  9. Also, wasn't this after the concert? Rusty, as a guy who wants to break into "the biz" you need to understand that performing a 1.5-2 hour concert with choreography is exhausting. Hell, it's exhausting to simply stand up and sing for that long. Singing is essentially playing your biological instrument and being able to do so on a tour without hurting your instrument requires several things. In pop music, yes, it requires a bit of lip synching, but that doesn't take away from the tremendous amount of physical activity she expended during that concert. If she wasn't over the top eager to hang out and get to hear about muh plights then it's because of the following:

    1. I'm sure she had several people in line who paid the same amount of money as you did.

    2. You broke the explicitly stated rules by bringing her "gifts".

    3. Knowing you as we do, I'm sure you tried to fill her in on your plights while she's just getting off stage and just trying to be nice to her fans that paid a lot of money to meet her.
     
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  10. My favourite thing about his photo with AG is that not only is she smiling in the photo, when he claims she was scowling or looking at him with disgust. But he also expected her to compliment him about his suit, when he didn’t even bother to do up the top button of his shirt and adjust his tie. Especially knowing he was about to have his photo with her taken.
     
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  11. I bet Ariana and her staff all saw Russ and thought "uh oh... better watch this weirdo. What's he doing here anyway?" Then they hesitated a moment and considered that maybe he's just a harmless sped that has a crush on a singer. Sometimes exceptional individuals actually have nice photos taken with famous people like Brittney Spears, etc. But then their first instinct was proven right times ten.

    His shirt looks two sizes too small for his neck fat, he might not have even been able to close it.
     
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  12. You can really see how bad his diet and hygiene have gotten when you compare that photo to his more recent ones. I just love remembering that when this pic was taken he was still fully expecting her to fall in love with him. Let us not forget how he raved about it being the best night of his life until he realized she wasn’t going to call him.
     
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    Russell’s sartorial ineptitude remains one of my favorite things about him. He’s sort of like a “wound man” for men’s fashion: a mannequin illustrating everything that can possibly go wrong. His tie knot is always a little off, his gig line is always crooked, his shirt always looks like it was tucked in by violently jamming handfuls of shirt down his trousers – everything is put together wrongly and looks grubby.
     
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  14. If there is one saga that sums up Rusty, it would have to be the AG saga. It seems to encompass all the worse, but absolutely hilarious aspects of him, all bundled up in a deformed package. If anyone is new to this, this saga is the perfect Cliffsnotes on him.
     
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  15. He gave his gifts he wasn't supposed to have to one of her assistants, and I'm sure as soon as he wasn't looking she pitched them in the trash (probably standing instructions in that case). He ran towards her and was screaming she was awesome which made her security detail nervous. They got him through the line and then shooed him and everyone else out once they'd had their photo. He was elated until it became apparent AG wasn't going to respond to his gifts (she never saw them), his tune changed and suddenly she was second only to Joseph Stalin in terms of psychopathy.
     
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  16. It's also a lot shorter than the (perpetual?) TS saga.
     
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  17. He flipped from TS to AG to Katy Perry then back to Taylor. I think he cycled back to her because of the way his fixation on her formed. I do think my favorite part of the KP episode was when he was trying to get her on his side by mentioning the feud, not realizing it was one of those publicity stunts he rants about.
     
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  18. Forgot to post this earlier. An expert on The Biz weighs in on Captain Marvel:
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  19. But you totally do for jumping around like you're having a manic episode while being tasered?
     
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