Russians! Russians everywhere! -

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

So I've made some observations about a lot of trolls showing up here after the NZ attack to post stupid shit. Some of those apparent trolls appear to be russians. That got me thinking about all the "Russian hackers" and "Russian Bots" talk a while back when the russia collusion investigation that's now about something else was still about russians doing something or other.

So, Russian members of the farms, would you care to share your stories on the subject? Or any subject, really, about being a russian and how people elsewhere apparently see you? What are some annoying stereotypes about russians? What are some shockingly true stereotypes about russians? Is it true that when they get drunk they really enjoy having conversations in terribly broken english?

 

[obliviousbeard]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc

 

[remiem]

If Russia makes a Russian only Internet, who will MSM blame for everything then?

 

[YayLasagna]

What makes you think they're Russian?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Also, how is krokodil?

Is it worth all the rotting flesh?

 

[ColtWalker1847]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulFwGSi8bc

 

[Keystone]

 

[Y2K Baby]

If Null died, would @yawning sneasel be charged with collusion? And if so, does that mean they are Russian?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

LOL I made this thread then forgot about it, then I necroed it.
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I was sort of expecting more russians to show up.

Lemme try this. Russia is inferior to the US, and really, the rest of the world, in practically every way. Additionally, vodka is alcohol for babies. Also, their female olympic athletes are all men.

 

[Fougaro]

I was sort of expecting more russians to show up.

I'm a discount Russian. Does it count?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can we find a lolcow from Moscow?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I'm a discount Russian. Does it count?

What does that mean? Ukrainian?

 

[дядя Боря]

So I've made some observations about a lot of trolls showing up here after the NZ attack to post stupid shit. Some of those apparent trolls appear to be russians. That got me thinking about all the "Russian hackers" and "Russian Bots" talk a while back when the russia collusion investigation that's now about something else was still about russians doing something or other.

So, Russian members of the farms, would you care to share your stories on the subject? Or any subject, really, about being a russian and how people elsewhere apparently see you? What are some annoying stereotypes about russians? What are some shockingly true stereotypes about russians? Is it true that when they get drunk they really enjoy having conversations in terribly broken english?

I'm not Russian, I speak Russian, I hate Russians. I'm x-soviet though.

I don't know how people see me. You tell me. I do have adidas track suit and I enjoy eating sunflower seeds while squatting and looking to accost weakling Americans passing by. This makes my American comrades laugh and honestly, track suits are fucking comfortable, slightly less so than PJs. When I get drunk, my Queens English goes out of the window and I sound like a fucking Tanto.

In terms of trolling, the Russian troll factories are real. There are some documentaries about it. Most of them actually work on Russian intertubes, like VK and Odnoklassniki. Few who can speak English well enough, work in their English dept. where they shitpost all day long and sound like drones because they are given some shit to promote for the day. They have quota of how many posts they need to make, which they more or less cut and paste together. They used to not even mask their IP, so a lot of those posts did come from one location.

In the last 5 years the trolling evolved. Russian trolls are easily identified by their burning love for Putin, but there are many x-pats from Russia who live in US or Germany or whatever and still worship Putin (huilo) and glorify Russia, but they don't want to move back. Those are not trolls, they are called "vatnik" ([wat-neek]) - a puffy vest from cotton and cloth, cheap soviet attire.

Since Russia has been rolling down hill, many vatniks become disenchanted with dick-face Putin, but in their cotton hearts they are still the same statists who think that people have too much freedom.

 

[Fougaro]

What does that mean? Ukrainian?

Bosnian Serb.

 

[дядя Боря]

What does that mean? Ukrainian?

Lol, are you sure that you are not a Russian troll? It's typically very Russian to puff up and sperg how Russia is the fucking greatest orthodox nation while everyone else is the little brother, while 1 in 5 Russians don't even have a fucking toilet, and I mean not even an outhouse.

 

[дядя Боря]

Can we find a lolcow from Moscow?

There are tons of lol-cows, really exotic varieties like you'd never see in the Western world. Unfortunately they are very Russian culture centric so translating the references and explaining how it's lol-worthy is somewhat taxing.

Poklonskaya, the x-Crimea prosecutor who is obcessed with the NickII tsar is one good example. She used to be cute, but dumber than a rock and pretty much every time she opens her mouth, the stupid shit is all over the Russian net.

 

[Fougaro]

(...)while 1 in 5 Russians don't even have a fucking toilet, and I mean not even an outhouse.

Do you designate specific streets for that specific need over there?

 

[AF 802]

Bosnian Serb.

Countries eternally on fire don't count, nobody lives in Bosnia anymore.

 

[Fougaro]

Countries eternally on fire don't count, nobody lives in Bosnia anymore.

But does a semi-independent Serb ethnostate that is currently ruled by a K-pop girl group count?

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Lol, are you sure that you are not a Russian troll? It's typically very Russian to puff up and sperg how Russia is the fucking greatest orthodox nation while everyone else is the little brother, while 1 in 5 Russians don't even have a fucking toilet, and I mean not even an outhouse.

Hahah, actually I considered that after I typed it, but that's not what I was thinking of. What do you mean orthodox nation?