Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose - Speedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho

Bryan Dunn

KoP & Exceptional Detective
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Let me introduce you to the baddest Golden Eye Speedrunner on the PLANET
Ryan J. White a.k.a RWhiteGoose
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Twitch: https://twitch.tv/rwhitegoose
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RWhiteGoose
Check out Ryan J. White (@RWhiteGoose): https://twitter.com/RWhiteGoose

You may know this Exceptional Individual from the Official Golden Eye Speedrunning community
https://rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose

or possibly his infamous Gold Digging at AGDQ


Or his Infamous take on RNG in game (WARNING: SUPER AUTISTIC)


and most recently his fail attempt at branching out to Speedrun CupHead and collectively losing his god damn mind at the SECOND BOSS

What you may not know is how much of a cheating, lying, self grandizing, special asshat this individual is throughout the entirety of the Speedrunning community.

Let's start this off at his History of CHEATING and claiming titles & Trophies for things he never earned to begin with.
Starting with a Polygon article discussing how easy it is to FAKE a speedrun.
https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/22/15675028/speedrunning-cheats

In the Article RWhiteGoose makes a specific statement to faking his own 2007 World Record for Golden Eye here.
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Now as bad as this is, the article in question mentions another User by the name of TrueReligion_ making statements about people "Splicing footage" in SM64 & Zelda to fake World Records. The statement is as followed
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Now this would not be anything of importance until RWhiteGoose decided during a Moderation voting event on /r/SamandToki to out himself AS TrueReligion_
Yes the fucking idiot actually did it :story:
http://archive.md/RbGxk
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as if it was putting salt in the wound, many other people started to archive and make youtube videos of his Cheating and sockpuppeting behaviors such as this infamous top 10 Speedrunning Fakes here:

If you picked up on it, he seemed to be pretty proud and smug with a narcissistic behavior about his faking of a WR to get a title. He does this ALOT as we continue on our journey.

Now you may have noticed and asked yourself "Why the fuck was he using a sock account to talk about others cheating when he was cheating himself?". Good question! This man has no moral standing when it comes to fake accounts and talking to himself. Starting with his first Sock, Epic_Meme


he was caught at this point admitting to one sock so after being pressed he gave up MORE sock accounts he used to talk about himself and to others on a constant basis.


after being outted AGAIN, this legitimate retard kept the same socks and kept talking about how fucking "Hilarious" he was. Of course he was immediately mocked and called a faggot repeatedly on REDDIT of all places.



"REPORTED FOR STALKING!!!!!"
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Where this all came from was a reddit post 8 months back here: http://archive.md/TSsHq
and of course, of fucking course, this guy shows up on both his sock account and his main account to bitch and defending himself like that virtue signalling cuck he is.
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Trotsky here found out about Goose's sock because Goose decided to hop on DegenCuckExposer and try to gain Sympathy bux by roasting himself for making Lasagna? (I have no idea how he thought food would give him attention but fuck it)
http://archive.md/iTCzf

with gems like this
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and then Goose showing up to tell everyone about his Epic 24 hr Ops duders!
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Following the massive massive stupidity of virtue signalling and victim bux claiming he has done on multiple sock accounts and shitting the bed collectively at the same time. Goose decided to take the high road and start climbing the e-celeb ladder with the fucking socks he just got caught using. Yes a fucking moron I know: http://archive.md/QyLHC
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This lead to a known Speedrunner on twitch openly mocking Goose on Twitter here for sockpuppeting and virtue signalling: https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/892787075090657280

and the fucking idiot actually responded on his outed SOCK and said this :story:
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Following this Goose decided to try to suck this guys Dick hard by faking a OKCupid account and tell him that "We Made it Fam!" https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/886416026090582016
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But listen guys, you have to have a certain IQ to understand the mindset of RWhiteGoose, Im talking about some REAL Rick and Morty tier shit here Folks.
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With that all being said Ill be providing both a Pastebin of detailed highlights extra milk for you all to go through and find your own funny shit here: https://pastebin.com/iQ6q5ZUH

CONFIRMED SOCK ACCOUNTS
https://www.reddit.com/user/degencuckexposer
https://www.reddit.com/user/epic_meme
https://www.reddit.com/user/trotsky4436
https://www.reddit.com/user/discord_ben
https://www.reddit.com/user/ZackTheDuck/
https://www.reddit.com/user/TrueReligion_


WARNING: Goose is known to make socks and defend himself repeatedly so do not be surprised if he shows up here to tell us how fucking dumb we all are.
Have fun digging!
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KillYourself

S U I C I D E I S B E S T G R I L L
kiwifarms.net
WARNING: Goose is known to make socks and defend himself repeatedly so do not be surprised if he shows up here to tell us how fucking dumb we all are.
Hmm... :thinking:

What is this bullshit? DSP fans attempting to make a lolcow out of a guy who does rants about Let's Players and 4chan stuff? Who cares. Fuck off Gamergaters
Eh more like I'm trying not to put myself out on kiwi too much if I'm being targetted.

Either way, yeah it is me and this thread is fair and fine the only issue is the dox shit which is fucked up to me but other then that. Let it rip I earned this one.

Would you openly admit yourself on kiwi tbh though? Lol



You never"outted" me you lying blogger. You just looked to see if I attempted to remain somewhat anon or not. Either way, you raped a guy behind Arby's and on June the 26th you're getting 2 years of MAX state pen black dick down your throat.

I'd rather have a silly cow thread then know I'm gonna be getting fucked by a big black cock In a month.

Remember fatass, "gimme yo cornbread" isn't a request.
Just saying fam...
 

Bryan Dunn

KoP & Exceptional Detective
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I'm surprised there hasn't been a thread about this guy until now. He was a very big deal in speedrunning community.
He still sorta is? This all happened this year within an 8 month span. I have not dug thru everything yet but im sure he has more socks etc and more funny shit out there
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
I remember at some point this guy had a donation counter on his stream overlay to save up $400,000 (I think) to buy a house, which he'd then invite all his donors to for a housewarming party. At the time I figured it was just a joke, but yeah he's a fag.

He also seemed to be trying really hard to brand himself by always having Christmas lights up and wearing this overpriced sweater he insisted was his trademark.
 

Red Dragon

You're fucking kidding me
kiwifarms.net
Ok, I know the speedrunning scene is a massive lolcow farm, but that "Elite Rankings" site caught me off guard.

"Our community has committed countless hours developing strategies and practicing their gaming skills to see their ranks improve, build reputation and even be named Champion."

Champion of an overrated N64 game. And people CHEAT for this? Really?
 

Shaftie

one small heart beat
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Is this just another case of creates quality video content but then is super spergy on reddit/twitter/discord etc. ?

That interview he did with ApolloLegend about how he cheated was pretty great though imo, a lot of people in that position wouldn't go into something embarrassing like cheating like that and then even admitting that they were super lazy and shitty the way they did it.
 

Bryan Dunn

KoP & Exceptional Detective
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Is this just another case of creates quality video content but then is super spergy on reddit/twitter/discord etc. ?

That interview he did with ApolloLegend about how he cheated was pretty great though imo, a lot of people in that position wouldn't go into something embarrassing like cheating like that and then even admitting that they were super lazy and shitty the way they did it.
He came off really smug sounding in the process of that interview. Like he was proud to chest for a WR title lol