Ryan J. White / RWhiteGoose - Speedrunner, "The Goose is Loose!", Sockpuppet extraordinaire, Booger Eater, Cheater/Splicer, Psycho

Shaka Brah

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Goose is so bland that his thread has only six pages. SAD.
Bryan Dunn made this thread on a sock out of some kind of tard rage, so it's no wonder it's not very full of content. Goose's past of cheating and his moments with the Sam and Tolki subreddit are interesting, but the only drama he's had recently is that trannies found out he said something a little redpilled on Discord once.

That was over two years ago.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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What did he ever do to earn the ire of Bryan 'send outlines' Dunn?
That's still a mystery to me. Bryan made threads for two reasons - get his dick figuratively sucked (CRP, Athene, Cannibals) and call for personal army to settle scores in his autistic slapfights(BSV, Boon, Dead Pylons, failed threads on Ralph and Tonka). I can't say for sure where this one falls. If he had some grudges with Goose, he would've put them into OP. Bryan probably was on the subreddit about speedrunning, saw some shit on Goose and made this thread to score some "respect" here.

All I can say for sure after diving into his activities is that all his threads suck and even combined they aren't even close in terms of entertainment to his own thread.

I do know this was posted under his sockpuppet FedoraManManMan
To be fair, it wasn't technically a sock. At the moment he didn't even know that he has a thread here, he joined this place to create very shitty and late thread on Ralph.

which means it was after his days as a lolcow youtuber
Wait, they are over?
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
True & Honest Fan
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I can't imagine

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Bryan Dunn made this thread on a sock out of some kind of tard rage, so it's no wonder it's not very full of content. Goose's past of cheating and his moments with the Sam and Tolki subreddit are interesting, but the only drama he's had recently is that trannies found out he said something a little redpilled on Discord once.

That was over two years ago.
I think his rampant socking and generally obsessive desire to maintain a mod position on a tiny subreddit was pretty thread-worthy at the time, even if Bryan had possibly ulterior motives for it. After he was de-modded from S&T, he seemed to have enough self-awareness to move on and dedicate his time to his videos, which generally improved his reputation. He came across as a bit self-important, and his speedlore videos are pretty autistically detailed, but his passion was pretty obvious.

The discord leaks obviously hurt his reputation, but he didn't really sperg out about it or anything. He still does videos, which still do alright even if the viewership is far below what they once were, and his Patreon still held pretty steady. AFAIK, he's still living with his parents, which is a bit lol-worthy, but not really that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things. Overall, he seems to have avoided most of the pitfalls lolcows tend to fall into (never letting things go, doubling down in the face of obvious failure, etc.), so now he's just sorta...another speedrunning YouTuber.
 

LurkTrawl

If being good was easy the world would be paradise
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Is this the guy who has that clip of him basically saying that speedrunners are all autists who are looking for fame under the bottom of the internet's barrel? That they do it hoping they break a record so they get a hit of dopamine from being "the guy that broke the record" or whatever.

Edit: Found it -
"Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with"
 

Michael Dummett

IPC + (p → q) ∨ (q → p)
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Is this the guy who has that clip of him basically saying that speedrunners are all autists who are looking for fame under the bottom of the internet's barrel? That they do it hoping they break a record so they get a hit of dopamine from being "the guy that broke the record" or whatever.

Edit: Found it -
"Speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with"
I don't disagree with what he said in the clip actually, but it's important to remember that his mom was either diagnosed with a terminal cancer or was dying from it at the time (and has passed from since). He was just in a bad frame of mind then although that doesn't justify anything he's doing now and ironically made him more cogent of the autistic pointlessness of speedrunning and how there's more important things in life.
 

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