Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

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MeltyTW

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you do
cause youre a nobody

There's a Ralph's mom is the real nobody now that she's a vegetable joke in there somewhere. Not a joke I'd make. I also wouldn't make the joke that the doctor's probably pissed on the floor next to her bed knowing she'd slip and fall and crack her head in their piss. That would be classless.
the more obvious joke would be ralph is a literal nobody since his chunt and gunt are slowly morphing into a featureless sphere
 

Haru Okumura

The Empress
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"Only once!" he squealed as he continued hollering at @PhoBingas on Discord.

Cope.

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Near

WHO'S 5'1 BITCH SUCK MY DICK
True & Honest Fan
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This is too funny. This guy genuinely believes he's too big to fall now. Like his revenge porn "win" was the same as DSP owning the IRS.
I hope he keeps on giving this kind of quality content. Oh man, if I were the person responsible for launching Ralph's career, I'd be hiding in an obscure twitter hole too.
 

FM Bradley

3 Beer Queer
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you do
cause youre a nobody

There's a Ralph's mom is the real nobody now that she's a vegetable joke in there somewhere. Not a joke I'd make. I also wouldn't make the joke that the doctor's probably pissed on the floor next to her bed knowing she'd slip and fall and crack her head in their piss. That would be classless.
I expect more class from the guy that assraped his sons until they were both retarded.
 

MeltyTW

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This is too funny. This guy genuinely believes he's too big to fall now. Like his revenge porn "win" was the same as DSP owning the IRS.
i just realized thats further proof he doesnt give a shit about his mom dying, he somehow doesnt see this happening right after threatening nulls mom and tearing apart the vickers family by grooming their high school student daughter as some sort of divine punishment, no instead he sees the bolt of lightning veering from his gunt to his mom as him being spared and shown favor because it wasnt him,

"Only once!" he squealed as he continued hollering at @PhoBingas on Discord.

Cope.

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Lmfao why is only once (even if it were true) a bragging point? "I only let you all shit on me once!" This is pure addict thinking, "I only drank 1 makers mark bottle today ms alien/nora/child/transman, ahm doin so much better! i can almost form coherent sentences right now! last night i drank three!". Absolutely shameful, at this rate hell admit to constantly reading this and other sites for updates and bragging that he only thought of null's penis once today as opposed to 5 yesterday
 

Never Scored

True & Honest Fan
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"I banned him because he tested me."
"You are a nobody, I am very important!"
"Hey you showed me the proper respect, we're good."
"I am never playing, I am always serious."

This fat little man is like a South Park character.
I never thought of it before, but it's pretty uncanny. Right down to being raised by a single mom with his father not in the picture.
 

Delicious Diversity

Jiggles with RAGE
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"I banned him because he tested me."
"You are a nobody, I am very important!"
"Hey you showed me the proper respect, we're good."
"I am never playing, I am always serious."

This fat little man is like a South Park character.
He's like a more retarded, more obnoxious version of Eric Cartman. Right down to living in a crackshack with his mother, having his own Butters to bully, and forcing a devoted yet naive capo (Gaytor) to read and screen the internet for mean comments about him.

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Delicious Diversity

Jiggles with RAGE
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Is he counting that rally he went to and said hi to Alex, who met hundreds of people there and had no idea who Ralph or the Killstream was, as a guest appearance?
I think so, and that's really sad. It's like that loser kid at school who one of the popular kids says hi to just to be nice, and then suddenly acts like they're best buddies to big himself up to his loser friends.

Ralph is the sort of person a lot of TV characters are based on, only he's on a level where the parody isn't parody anymore, it's literally how he is. Imagine David Brent from The Office, only he's a belligerent alcoholic redneck trying to be an e-celeb. That is Ethan Ralph.
 

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