Ryan Johnson / Randbot(2020) / "Jimmy Russell" - Alcoholic co-host of The Killstream, susceptible to ammo crates, somewhat trepidatious

[MeltyTW]

I owned the discord he hosted out of. He gave mod to spurgs who wiped it clean. Now I apparently "orchestrated gay ops"

NOT LIKING GUNT = GAY OPS BRO
fuck you ralph you sad sack of shit

not talking about NOOOLS PENIS! all the time made you gay to ralph

 

[Ralphamale]

I owned the discord he hosted out of. He gave mod to spurgs who wiped it clean. Now I apparently "orchestrated gay ops"

NOT LIKING GUNT = GAY OPS BRO
fuck you ralph you sad sack of shit

Was the server nuked or did they go and boot everyone too?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Anyone remember of the clip from full blast of rand ranting with johnny panic playing? It was about the norte dame or the new Zealand shooting from last year.

 

[Pale Empress]

Anyone remember of the clip from full blast of rand ranting with johnny panic playing? It was about the norte dame or the new Zealand shooting from last year.

It was Notre Dame.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

It was Notre Dame.

Awe no johnny panic.

 

[Doctor Wellfish M.D.]

What do you think about Rand going back to Ralph after everything that happened?

Rand needs to realize Ralph is not his friend lmao

Was the server nuked or did they go and boot everyone too?

They gave admin to two guys who wiped it clean and changed the name to PlateLand and left. their paranoia about these people is legendary.

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

Rand says he lives in the "capital area" of Australia in this night of Subcultured.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Rand says he lives in the "capital area" of Australia in this night of Subcultured.

Watching Youtube videos of whatever shit is happening in Kangarooland means fuck all. Rand couldn't be in the capital area of where he keeps his pints of cider cold in his refrigerator if he tried.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

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Watching Youtube videos of whatever shit is happening in Kangarooland means fuck all. Rand couldn't be in the capital area of where he keeps his pints of cider cold in his refrigerator if he tried.

Isaac Butterfield (the Buttsmarn) is a pretty good Aussie comedian and YTer

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Where would we all be without Rand there to parrot whatever he heard on TRS that day as if they were his own takes like an intellectual? I sure love being lectured to and getting the REAL inside scoop about American politics from an Australian wignat.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rand says he lives in the "capital area" of Australia in this night of Subcultured.

Yeah, he lives in ACT, a literally where and parasite anchored in New South Wales, which is basically an uber leftist testing ground since the 3 parties hold equal power, 2 of which are in alliance.

Australian wignat.

So, an AboNat.
Petrol Station Nationalism now! Rand's local petrol station is now declared an AHAZ (autonomous historical abo zone).

 

[RickestRickCriminal]

Yeah, he lives in ACT, a literally where and parasite anchored in New South Wales, which is basically an uber leftist testing ground since the 3 parties hold equal power, 2 of which are in alliance.

So, an AboNat.
Petrol Station Nationalism now! Rand's local petrol station is now declared an AHAZ (autonomous historical abo zone).

He is just a Petrol Advocate, don't say mean words. They might hurt our poor little Ryan. He is our ryanboi

Edit: Randbot is retired from streaming, according to da gunt.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

He is just a Petrol Advocate, don't say mean words. They might hurt our poor little Ryan. He is our ryanboi

Edit: Randbot is retired from streaming, according to da gunt.

Proceeds to come crawling back in less than a week

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

I owned the discord he hosted out of. He gave mod to spurgs who wiped it clean. Now I apparently "orchestrated gay ops"

NOT LIKING GUNT = GAY OPS BRO
fuck you ralph you sad sack of shit

If you owned it, how'd you get ousted? As far as I'm aware anyone under the server owner can't fuck with the server owner.

 

[Sam Losco]

Posting here so I'm not double posting in the kstv thread.
Rand is making some truly exciting content with his master, Ralph: Commentary tracks for movies.
Let's take a peak at what these commentary tracks generally consist of with their one for the movie Dredd (2012).

Damn son, that is some good commentary. Ralph can barely keep his eyes open. And I'm not going through finding these times to nit pick. I find these just jumping in to a random spot. They are everywhere.

Time for silence removal comparison. This is for the entire video, not just when they are watching the movie.

Dredd
Total length: 1:37:48
With Donga time removed: 36:37.5. Yes, 36 minutes.
A 62.5% decrease.

Demolition Man
Total length: 2:17:39
With Donga time removed: 1:03:31
A 53.9% decrease.

Virtuosity
Total length: 2:02:43
With Donga time removed: 52:36
A 57% decrease.

The Fifth Element (and "MUCH MORE")
Total length: 2:57:06
With Donga time removed: 1:35:32
A 46% decrease.

Who in the fuck wants to pay for Ralph and Rand movie commentary track? It's just a high Ralph making grunt noises.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Who in the fuck wants to pay for Ralph and Rand movie commentary track? It's just a high Ralph making grunt noises.

To answer your question, Butters and Dingo

 

[ddlloo]

Posting here so I'm not double posting in the kstv thread.
Rand is making some truly exciting content with his master, Ralph: Commentary tracks for movies.
Let's take a peak at what these commentary tracks generally consist of with their one for the movie Dredd (2012).
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Damn son, that is some good commentary. Ralph can barely keep his eyes open. And I'm not going through finding these times to nit pick. I find these just jumping in to a random spot. They are everywhere.

Time for silence removal comparison. This is for the entire video, not just when they are watching the movie.

Dredd
Total length: 1:37:48
With Donga time removed: 36:37.5. Yes, 36 minutes.
A 62.5% decrease.

Demolition Man
Total length: 2:17:39
With Donga time removed: 1:03:31
A 53.9% decrease.

Virtuosity
Total length: 2:02:43
With Donga time removed: 52:36
A 57% decrease.

The Fifth Element (and "MUCH MORE")
Total length: 2:57:06
With Donga time removed: 1:35:32
A 46% decrease.

Who in the fuck wants to pay for Ralph and Rand movie commentary track? It's just a high Ralph making grunt noises.

Why make it a video in the first place? That just doesn't make sense. I bet they didn't even do much research or preparation before watching the films either,

I'm not big on movie commentaries, but comparing this to something like what the lazy bones at RLM pump out is obscene.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Why make it a video in the first place? That just doesn't make sense. I bet they didn't even do much research or preparation before watching the films either,

I'm not big on movie commentaries, but comparing this to something like what the lazy bones at RLM pump out is obscene.

If their intention is to have people play this along with the movie, then why have it as a video instead of a downloadable audio format that would be easier to manage and play with the video?
If their intention is NOT to have people play it with the movie, then why the fuck are they just sitting quietly watching the movie?? What do people get out of watching this???
A grunt from Ralph here and there?
Randbot repeating a line from the movie every once in a while?
Dolphin laugh?
The sound of Ralph vaping?
Chair noises?
For fucks sake for the first 20 seconds or so I had to double check that my headphones weren't off because there is literally not even noise.

What boggles the mind the most is WHO would watch this? Sure Butters with his homosexual fixation on Ralph and maybe Dingo or something, but really, do the autists that watch the show every night actually enjoy this? Does anyone actually watch it? I don't think they do.
I think this is just Ralph's way of pumping out easy to produce content so he can trick people into paying for his retarded site pretending there's a bunch of "bonus content", but in reality the bonus content is less watchable than a 2021 Tonka stream.