Dramacow Ryulong / Michael Cohen - Fanatic Wikisperg, Anti-Gamergater and All Around Asshole

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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Ryulong is the most cancerous form of wikisperg out there: The kind who will split hairs for 20 pages over nomenclature, and will do so to defend the sanctity of articles he considers "his." You see these guys out there on certain wikis; almost every community has one of these, and they're more of a mild annoyance than anything bigger. They can seriously exceptional individual attempts to be factual, however; you can get to the point where even if the creator of a given work flat-out tells them to fuck off, they will continue to maintain a given article a certain way.

Ryulong manages to be worse, of course, by virtue of being a spiteful and petulent bully. Also a faggot and self-appointed wiki dictator. Wiki extremists out there run the gamut from insane leftists to froth-at-the-mouth right-wingers, but all pretty much will agree that Ryulong is a fucking blight on any Wiki he visits and deserves nothing but scorn. That reason is because even though his being an abusive sperg who never fucks off is bad enough, he's also is one of the most openly corrupt individuals to ever plague Wikipedia as well.
I remember the time during the SysOp drama on the Wikipedia Gamergate article where the fucker basically got off scott free with nothing but a slap on the wrist in the form of just being banned from the one article.

He did more in his temper tantrum in being repremanded at all over that shitfest to get him unanimously banned from the site in a day than it took in the months that arbirtation over the GG article to reach a verdict. I think it wasn't without total lack of reason - IIRC it turned out he was taking bribes to edit that very article by the Antis - but he should have just cut his losses and not let those skelletons out of the closet. Instead, his ego demanded compensation and only landed himself in even more scorn and exile in the process.

The day he dies, somebody will change that fucking letter on that Kamen Rider page and prove nothing lasts forever. Or Wikipedia shuts down, whichever comes first.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Retired Staff
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Had to look up where it was first brought up, but Double Dragon hates MLP because, as a gay man, he's upset that it "appropriates gay culture". Seriously.
Michael Cohen is not a gay man, though, because that would mean he's a man. He's a faggot.

I think it's because there's a lot of MRAs who are horsefuckers.
This is something I always found funny. Seriously, these bitches are fans of a show made by a self-avowed feminist, where almost every single character is female, and they're MRAs. Just lol. Irony much?
 

Lou Wrong

Butthurt about Buddyloids
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The day he dies, somebody will change that fucking letter on that Kamen Rider page and prove nothing lasts forever. Or Wikipedia shuts down, whichever comes first.
I was about to say that it already has been but a quick search reveals it is still misspelled on several of the side pages. Hmm... maybe that should change.
 

StraightShooter

Short, sweet, and to the point
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Theirs also the possibility he's denied access to the net when his mental illness finally hits critical mass.
From what I recall, he's basically going the way of Chris Chan - fat, overweight, a virgin, been unemployed for god knows how long, living off of his parents somewhere in New York State; unless his parents cut him off the internet, or mysteriously die I have a feeling he'll be around for a long while.

BTW, anyone have any links regarding the "drama" that managed to get Wikipedia to go from banning him from GamerGate articles, to giving him a 2-year site ban in the course of a day? I can't find any specific links documenting his epic chimpout.
 

Ride

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From what I recall, he's basically going the way of Chris Chan - fat, overweight, a virgin, been unemployed for god knows how long, living off of his parents somewhere in New York State; unless his parents cut him off the internet, or mysteriously die I have a feeling he'll be around for a long while.

BTW, anyone have any links regarding the "drama" that managed to get Wikipedia to go from banning him from GamerGate articles, to giving him a 2-year site ban in the course of a day? I can't find any specific links documenting his epic chimpout.
These might be what you're looking for.
https://archive.li/5J0qz#selection-9985.0-9985.138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Arbitration/Requests/Case/GamerGate#Ryulong_topic-banned (http://archive.li/10Bud)
https://archive.li/ONV26#selection-3065.0-3065.419
https://archive.li/mfALA
 

Fareal

will definitely consider what you have said
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As a rule I have never heard of a lolcow until they get a thread here, but this sperg is such wow sperg that even I have heard of this dumb fucker. This fucker is mainstream sperg.
 

Hellfire

Sugar Cubes
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@LordKaT Ryulong decided to rename "Kamen Rider Neo-Alpha" to "Kamen Rider Neo-Alpa" because some shitty tlansratol put that on the toy packaging (according to the wikia, the character has an "Alpha symbol" motif so Ryulong is being a moron as usual). Buddyroid has moved it back, Ryulong hasn't sperged out, yet.

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I didn't notice which subreddit this was on at first, so Ryulong is still RRRRREEEEing about Gamergate and keeping tabs on it.
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nathan-larson-tisane-lysander.28815/
http://archive.li/Cwq5O
https://www.reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/5xewz7/when_channers_run_for_office_red_pill_libertarian/deicd3i/?context=3
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Nathan_Larson
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Sarsaparilla&oldid=183827855
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Leucosticte
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Suspected_sock_puppets/Sarsaparilla
 
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