Sadcows -

[Meat Pickle]

In my year and a half lurking in this site and four months with my account, I notice the term “sadcow” being thrown once every while. I get some context that this means individals with less funny factors and more in sympathetic conditions. So I ask you all, In your definition, what is a sadcow and how do you become one? Is it possible to transition directly to sadcow without being a lolcows? Who are the notable examples of such, both historical, present, and even fictional?

 

[Desire Lines]

IMO it's the people who are super close to not being a cow, but it's just out of their grasp because of mental illness or the like. People who are not necessarily bad, but can't control their actions, that kind of stuff. Have a song to settle the mood of this thread.

 

[cypocraphy]

They're all pretty sad one way or another.

 

[Cthulu]

It's moralfags. They are all sad as cows. Some users of a site that targets and doxs morons and laughs at them for lulz seem compelled to virtue signal. Everyone else calls them lolcows.

 

[HG 400]

It's moralfags. They are all sad as cows. Some users of a site that targets and doxs morons and laughs at them for lulz seem compelled to virtue signal. Everyone else calls them lolcows.

This. Anyone who talks about 'sadcows' is essentially a broken worthless garbage faggot who can't laugh at losers because their own life is no better.

 

[AnOminous]

Terry Davis is a sadcow. Very few others are. A sadcow is someone more sinned against than sinning.

 

[CIA Nigger]

So I ask you all, In your definition, what is a sadcow and how do you become one?

I'd usually define a sadcow as someone who at one point was relatively well off in life (or at least seemed that way), before mental illness or something took a heavy toll on them. Someone already mentioned Terry A Davis was a sadcow, and I'd agree to an extent especially after he got kicked out of his parents house (I'd categorize him as both a sadcow and a skitzocow), but I think someone who sums up the sadcow label even better than Terry does is Narcissa Wright, especially since Narcissa's downfall was in front of the internet unlike Terry.

Narcissa Wright used to be known as Cosmo Wright, and he was a famous speedrunner, appearing at GDQs in their heyday, completing the famous 18:10 speedrun, and helping found community sites.

Eventually he ended up snapping after a unholy combination of events (hand damage from streaming, a loss at the Nintendo World Championships, losing his GF, his tranny friend killing himself, losing his records), and this led to him becoming a tranny known as Narcissa Wright, who summed up everything wrong with the T in LGBT.

He's broke living off money he made from his streaming days and money from tranny chasers/other troons, as he not only doesn't have a job but he said he'd rather kill himself than work a job. His streams involve him whoring himself out, suicide baiting, bitching about how much he hates himself, and maybe streaming a game once in a while, all while telling the world he's still a speedrunning god. He was banned from Twitch after being given far more chances than an average partner on the site. Most of the time when he talks while streaming he's bitching about either the haters who are giving him advice, or about how pathetic his life is, and how the only way you can help is to give him more money.

 

[killmeme]

If Cosmo is a sadcow than all lolcows are sadcows. Most of them have some sob story that is supposed to explain what is wrong with them that they end up riding for their braindead fan's shekels. Most of them have some kind of mental illness.
Cosmo might've been popular, but nothing in his backstory explains Narcissa other than his unwillingness to grow up - especially that line about rather dying than working. He's not sad, just pathetic.

 

[AnOminous]

but I think someone who sums up the sadcow label even better than Terry does is Narcissa Wright, especially since Narcissa's downfall was in front of the internet unlike Terry.

I'm going to disagree on that. Cosmo is a total piece of shit and I will lol at him until he dies.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Nick Bate post 2015 is a sad cow.

 

[Erich Raeder]

Nick Bate post 2015 is a sad cow.

Pedos should by all means be put behind bars but it has a bit of a bad aftertaste with him, the guy was seriously mentally ill and needed help. Even more so before 2015. If anyone in his dysfunctional family cared the slightest bit his half-sister might not have been molested.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Sadcows don't have threads because nobody knows that they exist.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick Bate post 2015 is a sad cow.

Every time I think of him and his current status, I'm glad, though.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Pedos should by all means be put behind bars but it has a bit of a bad aftertaste with him, the guy was seriously mentally ill and needed help. Even more so before 2015. If anyone in his dysfunctional family cared the slightest bit his half-sister might not have been molested.

Every time I think of him and his current status, I'm glad, though.

Oh, he's getting what he deserves, he earned every second of those 40 years.

But you gotta imagine he's pretty sad inside those walls. Then again, he probably thinks he's innocent still, complete with Canadianisms

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, he's getting what he deserves, he earned every second of those 40 years.

But you gotta imagine he's pretty sad inside those walls. Then again, he probably thinks he's innocent still, complete with Canadianisms

"Sadcow" means I'm sad, though. I don't care about the cow's feelings. It's a cow!

 

[Erich Raeder]

"Sadcow" means I'm sad, though. I don't care about the cow's feelings. It's a cow!

In that case the only one I can think of besides Terry Davis (who, despite his schizophrenia, continued to pursue his noble cause of ridding the world of CIA niggers) is TotalBiscuit, due to the circumstances of his death.

 

[LN 910]

TomSka's a sadcow, for sure. Boogie used to be a sadcow, but post-divorce he's fucking hilarious.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'm a sad cow.

 

[The Fool]

Narcissa Wright

Are you reatarded?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Probably Aaron Mccluske tbh, he's just a sped making funny videos and weens fucked around with him.