Saint Diana, Our Lady of the Landmines - That's not a halo, that's a steering wheel!

[Ginger Piglet]

On 31 August 2017, it will be precisely 20 years since Diana, Princess of Wales, the so-called Queen of Hearts and idol of emotionally incontinent Britbongs because she had a failed marriage to Prince Charles (who was knocking off a woman with a horse-shaped face on the side, while she was knocking off a heart surgeon, a paratrooper, and the son of the proprietor of Harrods), was scooped off the wall of a French road tunnel.

Needless to say, this being the silly season the papers are once again full of new "revelations" about her and the emoting and cryin rn on social media is gearing up.

So once you've passed the sickbags, this is where we can cap and post reactions to the anniversary of the death of a woman people have never met and subsequently die of hyponatraemia.

Here's some social media pages and caps to start you off.

https://www.facebook.com/princessDianaLegacy1/
https://www.facebook.com/OurBelovedPrincess/?ref=br_rs

Now for your turn!

 

[The Valeyard]

Princess Di was just a slut a for sex
When they looked in the car wreck
Her dress was wet with Arab semen stains

 

[Ineedahero]

Princess Diana was like a candle in the wind.

Unreliable.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Everyone thought she was such a saint (because *pretty!*) but she proved just how human she really was with stunts like phoning her lovers' wives at all hours and hanging up, and calling in death threats to Horseface saying there were assassins in her garden.

 

[Transvaalan]

Princess Di was just a slut a for sex
When they looked in the car wreck
Her dress was wet with Arab semen stains

Truly, a leader in British Fashion.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Everyone thought she was such a saint (because *pretty!*) but she proved just how human she really was with stunts like phoning her lovers' wives at all hours and hanging up, and calling in death threats to Horseface saying there were assassins in her garden.

The conspiratardery about how the other royals had her bumped off is quite hilarious as well.

https://www.facebook.com/knowledgeableTV/videos/vb.100001915053821/961615503912276/?type=2&theater

 

[The Great Chandler]

What's a Diana?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

And here's a cap from a group claiming she was murdered that I just blagged my way into. You'll notice that Diana conspiratards seem to be an order of magnitude less literate than other conspiratards.

 

[friedshrimp]

Where's the salt?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'd fuck her tbh. Not now because she's probably a skeleton and that would just be weird and disrespectful to skeletons, when she was alive I mean.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I'd fuck her tbh. Not now, because she's probably a skeleton and that would just be weird, when she was alive I mean.

You'd have to wait your turn. She was already too busy with the paratrooper, the heart surgeon, and that Egyptian bloke whose father owned Harrods.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

(Q) How did they know that princess Dianna had dandruff?

Spoiler

(A) They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

 

[SoberBlitz]

And here's a cap from a group claiming she was murdered that I just blagged my way into. You'll notice that Diana conspiratards seem to be an order of magnitude less literate than other conspiratards.

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I didn't know that it was possible to become less literate than garden-variety conspiratards.

 

[Aristophanes]

It's odd how loving Diana (and the royals in general) has become an unspoken rule for everyone here in the UK. If you say anything negative about them whatsoever people will get mad on most occasions.

 

[repentance]

It's odd how loving Diana (and the royals in general) has become an unspoken rule for everyone here in the UK. If you say anything negative about them whatsoever people will get mad on most occasions.

Reading the comments sections in the UK press gives me the impression that people fall into two rather extreme camps - the pro-Diana faction and the pro-Royals faction. Both are utterly batshit, but each argues as if they have personal knowledge of the events and accepts anything which supports their particular viewpoint as gospel.

 

[Aristophanes]

Reading the comments sections in the UK press gives me the impression that people fall into two rather extreme camps - the pro-Diana faction and the pro-Royals faction. Both are utterly batshit, but each argues as if they have personal knowledge of the events and accepts anything which supports their particular viewpoint as gospel.

They're two sides of the same coin really. The pro-Diana and anti-Diana camps are both royalists at heart. There's also those of the republican persuasion (i.e. Jeremy Corbyn), who are seen as the embodiment of the devil himself by royalists and the tabloid press.


The only people that care about Diana that much are the batshit crazies in the pro/anti camps, with the crossover into classic conspiritard territory from time to time.

 

[Sable]

She did some cool stuff what with the AIDS things and all that, but she wasn't a saint or anything.

Conspiracy nuts are crazy though. Like, if the royals wanted her dead they'd do it in a much saner way than a stupid car crash.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lat...4-Princess-Diana-In-Her-Own-Words-documentary
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4141886/publish-full-transcript-diana-tapes-channel-4-documentary/

U ok hun? People are FUMING about the broadcast of her "private" tapes but I bet they watched them anyhow. Cretins.

Anyhow. Some more caps from Facebook:

REEEEEEE CAMILLA EXISTS

Oh come on. Her heart was on the other side of her chest when they found her, having been displaced by the impact. She could have had a team of uber experienced cardiothoracic surgeons scrubbed and ready to go within seconds of the accident and she still would have bled out.

Remember - always wear your seatbelt, and don't drink and drive.

 

[Chemical snorfare]

She's dead?

Good.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Burn the coal, pay the toll bitch.