Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart - Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

drtoboggan

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I noticed this the other day, but it's happening more. Sammie has given up even giving herself compliments with Sleepys fakebook. She's just started key mashing. And it isn't even on every post... it just happens randomly. I went back to see if maybe they were place holder for future compliments, but none of them have been edited.
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That's probably Clarnce typing in his sleep.
 

Tiny Clanger

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I noticed this the other day, but it's happening more. Sammie has given up even giving herself compliments with Sleepys fakebook. She's just started key mashing
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To be fair, he's only got half a head and she roofies the poor sod into a coma so she can decide he Lovs Me And Is My Tru Niger Blod Man And Wer Having A Bayby. So far, every time he's woken up and been told he's all loved up his first action is to dump her.

DeShawn or Halfhead? And pregnant by both of them at the same time. How will poor Sammie resolve this great romantic tragedy? Forget Romeo and Juliet, Jack and Rose or Rhett and Scarlet; heretofore drama, thy name is "To Many Niggaz Al Up In My As."
 

Or Else What

It stands to reason
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It happened in at least one of her real pregnancies. Generally when she gets something right about pregnancy, it's a thing that managed to stick in her head from Lucy or Ben.
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Come on, Samz, make an effort here. A blob of Mama-June style sketti sauce on that slime heap and you'd be a gormee. Give NOTW something to look forward to when his ass gets outta county. His very own Yellow Ribbon plate special.
 

Dickens Cider

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Come on, Samz, make an effort here. A blob of Mama-June style sketti sauce on that slime heap and you'd be a gormee. Give NOTW something to look forward to when his ass gets outta coma. His very own Yellow Ribbon plate special.

FTFY. Lol she's got clarnce in a coma so she can tard cum him for baby batter. It reminds me of Misery every time I see him on the nod. negro don't even know where he is, much less that hes in love, with whom, or that he now has 22 chillun with hammy there. And if he tries to run for real she'll do some impromptu knee surgery
 

Star Galactics

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The phrase "mucus plug" makes me want to dry heave. I'm assuming that happened on 16 and Pregnant because I legit never heard of it until Sammie's thread and lbr Sammie probs never heard of it either.
Cats have a mucus plug, dogs have a mucus plug. I've never heard of humans having much of a mucus plug. COINCIDENCE?
 
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Casta Spersions

Who's the fairest of them all?
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Cats have a mucus plug, dogs have a mucus plug. I've never heard of humans having much of a mucus plug. COINCIDENCE?
The mucus plug forms over the cervical opening when a woman is pregnant so that no jizz/biohazard can enter the uterus and interfere with or endanger the fetus. Sammy probably just has a mucus slug in there instead.
 

Rabbit Bones

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So apparently Clarence broke up with her, after three days of pure love and bliss. So she got back with De'Shaun, who is apparently out of jail. I guess he's regained Baby Daddyship again.
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On a bright note, it was really nice outside today, and Mama Bushart took the kids to the park! They're both looking really good :)
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Meowzers

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in every single picture of lucy, she always looks completely miserable or incredibly melancholy. i'm glad that she at least looks healthy in these pictures.
they're cute kids but they're really giving off sad orphan vibes in these pictures. poor little guys. they're gonna be so much sadder when they grow up and learn just how bonkers her egg donor is.
 

Tiny Clanger

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Then that proves that she doesn't have one, how else would she get pregnant with 4 kids at once?
That's why it keeps coming out. Each imaginary baby has at least fourteen imaginary baby-daddies so that's a lot of DNA swapping needs to be done. Sammie just pulls out the cork, grabs the hoover and a veil has been drawn over the rest of this comment for reasons of propiety

Ps. My Man Lovs Pickchurz Taken On My Phon
Tomorrow: I Lost My Fone And Cant Find My Baby Who Lovs Me He Not Ansaring Has Ennyone Sen My Fon Or My Niger
 
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cuddle striker

please wait what is your genotype
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Muscle Bra

The snake that are and the smake that was
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Geez. She just looks so ... dirty ... in those pictures. Her complexion is awful, her hair needs a good washing, and that shirt looks like she’s had it on for a week.

And I will never understand that godawful compunction she has to stick out her nasty tongue in her photos...
 

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