Trainwreck Samantha Violet Bushart - Illiterate Perpetually Pregnant Mutant Baby Factory; In and out of jail. Redneck. FAT.

Meowzers

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i never noticed her browning deer tattoo, but of fucking course she has one, and of course it looks like absolute garbage.

i'll never understand why she ducklips in every single picture. does she really think that's cute? i haven't seen anyone unironically do that since 2008.

that shirt is disgusting. she's homeless and couch surfing these days, right? i get the feeling she's been stealing clothes from whoever the boyfriend of the week is and wearing them until they disintegrate.

what's she in court for?
 

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i never noticed her browning deer tattoo, but of fucking course she has one, and of course it looks like absolute garbage.

i'll never understand why she ducklips in every single picture. does she really think that's cute? i haven't seen anyone unironically do that since 2008.

that shirt is disgusting. she's homeless and couch surfing these days, right? i get the feeling she's been stealing clothes from whoever the boyfriend of the week is and wearing them until they disintegrate.

what's she in court for?
Theft, maybe? I can't remember, all these cows run together. I vaguely remember some buzz about that a few pages back.
 
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MaoBigDong

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I feel like wearing shitty clothes to court must be some kind of phenomenon among white thrash bitches because I swear I’ve seen so many ppl in my podunk town do the same shit. Half of the time they think the look good wearing a tap out shirt to the fucking courthouse. Ffs you could at least go to goodwill and pick up a somewhat decent polo for cheap. It’s honestly mind boggling how much these kinds of ppl don’t understand social norms and/or don’t care. I’m all for being down with the man but when you dress like this to go to your fucking court hearing you’re asking to be put in jail.
 

Whatthefuck

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I feel like wearing shitty clothes to court must be some kind of phenomenon among white thrash bitches because I swear I’ve seen so many ppl in my podunk town do the same shit. Half of the time they think the look good wearing a tap out shirt to the fucking courthouse. Ffs you could at least go to goodwill and pick up a somewhat decent polo for cheap. It’s honestly mind boggling how much these kinds of ppl don’t understand social norms and/or don’t care. I’m all for being down with the man but when you dress like this to go to your fucking court hearing you’re asking to be put in jail.
At the very least, if you're trying to avoid time you should respect the bench. Come into chambers looking like you aren't a complete fuck up.

Sammie can't think past her next fake pregnancy. There is something legitimately wrong with that girl and she refuses to let anyone guide her. I'm just glad those kids are nowhere near her.
 

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Oh, it's a tongue piercing. I thought she had some kind of nasty pustule in a previous picture.
 
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i'll never understand why she ducklips in every single picture. does she really think that's cute? i haven't seen anyone unironically do that since 2008.
I have only ever seen teens do it since then. And every single one of them outgrew it by the time they graduated high school.
I compared these to a recent makeup-free lite selfie of her cousin Britney Spears and the resemblance is...well I'll let you be the judge.
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And they totally have the same body too...

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They're like twins!

OK, I know it's bullshit, but comparing bodies isn't fair. Even a very overweight woman can have a very skinny daughter.
 

Muscle Bra

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i'll never understand why she ducklips in every single picture. does she really think that's cute? i haven't seen anyone unironically do that since 2008.
Sammie lives in some kind of a weird time warp. She still idolizes Britney and Eminem, and I don't think either of them have been relevant since the early to mid-2000's, so it kind of makes sense that her knowledge of Facebook culture would have atrophied somewhere around the same time.
 

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Damn Britney is looking rough, at least ten years older than what she is.

Sammie just looks like rubbish as usual. What alleyway bin did she pull that shirt from?
They look rough and that shirt sucks

I knew a silkscreener once. That shirt looks like mistakes from the bin . Maybe some baby daddy is a screenprinter who can gift a
sample shirt from time to time.

Tl/DR : The disressed clothing fad has gotten really stupid.
 
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REGENDarySumanai

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i never noticed her browning deer tattoo, but of fucking course she has one, and of course it looks like absolute garbage.

i'll never understand why she ducklips in every single picture. does she really think that's cute? i haven't seen anyone unironically do that since 2008.

that shirt is disgusting. she's homeless and couch surfing these days, right? i get the feeling she's been stealing clothes from whoever the boyfriend of the week is and wearing them until they disintegrate.

what's she in court for?
Down where she is, it might as well be 2008, possibly even 1998 or 1988.
 
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Rabbit Bones

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I wonder if Sammie is aware she IS that person in her childrens lives.
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I really hope she doesn't. Not because I want her to stay in Arkansas desperately, but she can largely handle the hood niggers in Arkansas. Even in Rose City or south west Little Rock, it doesn't get too crazy anymore. But the slums in major California cities that I just KNOW she would gravitate to? They would eat a re.tarded white girl alive.
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Muscle Bra

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Sammie is so gross...

... and oblivious ...

I really hope she doesn't. Not because I want her to stay in Arkansas desperately, but she can largely handle the hood niggers in Arkansas. Even in Rose City or south west Little Rock, it doesn't get too crazy anymore. But the slums in major California cities that I just KNOW she would gravitate to? They would eat a re.tarded white girl alive.
Oh, please. Remember all that times that Sammie claimed she couldn't get a job or visit her kids because there was no one to take her? If this girl is incapable of traveling five minutes down the road on her own, the chances of her making her way to California are virtually nil.

Ever see the movie "Waiting for Guffman"? One of the running gags in the film was that the founder of the town was such a stooge that he was unable to tell the geography of Missouri from that of the California coastline. I could honestly see Sammie ending up in Wyoming thinking she was in Kallifronya.
 

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