Sammy Sosa's Engagement pic -

[CatParty]

 

[XYZpdq]

What's the point of getting married if she doesn't wear silly outfits with you?

 

[AJ 447]

They both look like old lesbians.

 

[PT 404]

The rest of the world can stop taking engagement pictures now. This is the only one you need.

 

[Piss Clam]

He'll never make the Hall of Fame.

 

[Pikapool]

Time has not treated him well

 

[Coleman Francis]

Time has not treated him well

I think they're both looking pretty good.

 

[LiveFromNS]

I had to go look, been awhile since I followed baseball, but I always thought he was black! Then I find this. Michael Jackson must have been a pal of his.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I had to go look, been awhile since I followed baseball, but I always thought he was black! Then I find this. Michael Jackson must have been a pal of his.
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Sammy Sosa is Dominican; even Dominicans mock their Baseball/Basketball players tbqh.

 

[Schmeckel]

What is going on with Sosa, man? I just want him to get back to hitting homers, taking steroids, and corking his bat.

Instead, we get.....this.

 

[TowinKarz]

Yosamitie Sosa?

 

[Bassomatic]

Sometimes it's better to stay irrelevant.

 

[Preferred Penne]