Lolcow SammyClassicSonicFan / Samuel Jacob Thomas / Sammy Zenith -

[ChrisIsGay]

"Freaken" future manchild in the making right here.

Apparently he's 14, but nobody believes him cause he looks and sounds like he's 6.

 

[Null]

This kid looks and acts like my cousin to the point where I had to pull up a photo of him to make sure it's not actually him.

He's spoiled and young, hopefully he'll grow out of it.

 

[The Hunter]

Jeez, I remember when I was 14. People would think I was 20 because I was freaking tall, I had a deep, terrifying voice, and I liked Sonic, I guess. I remember I had an unfunny YouTube account where I'd upload shitty animations and CWC stuff. Although all of that was able to be wiped off the internet. I never showed my face back then or uploaded my voice. I mean, everyone must have done the fake news thing with mom's camera when they were like, seven, but I refused to stoop that low. Instead, I'd look at myself in the mirror and pretend I was the best president ever, and then tell myself all my ideas were awful and that no one would listen to me. I was usually calm and collective except for the days when I wasn't medicated and was easier to set off (I used to have a shitload of anger issues, not as bad as the kid in the video though).

Although one thing that I realized about my 14 year old self from watching this video is that I was fucking beefy for a 14 year old. And that's pretty neat.

Anyways, I'd like to believe that the kid will get over it, but it looks like he's headed down the wrong path.

 

[Something Vague]

yeah, hopefully this is a phase let's just wait and see.

When I was 14, I had a huge weaboo and Nintendo fangirl phase and such, but I did not have a camera or anything to put stuff on youtube so its easily forgetful and the awful comics and fanfiction I posted on the internet have long been buried and forgotten as they never really caught on enough for internet infamy.

 

[random_pickle]

When I was his age, I had a youtube account. You can all see where that went. Point being, I hope that one day he's going to look back on this and say "god damn I was stupid".

 

[Branchland Madness]

Oh, darn you. I was just about to post this!

I like to call this Kid CWC JR. I can totally picture this kid right in Chris' position 10 years. The similarities are uncanny! And If I recall correctly, he even has his own crummy Sonic recolor. He fits the part so perfectly!

This kid reminds e when I acted like a little tard IRL and on the internet. At one point I tried making commentary videos and fanboyed over Nintendo games and such. Bleh.

 

[Thepicklesuit]

He even has the same hair as Chris did when he was young and there is no way that kid is 14 -.-

 

[José Mourinho]

LOL. I watched the whole video. The way he screams reminds me of TylerTristar2. Looks like I have to call him TylerTristar2 2.0.

Spoiler

I laughed on how he knocked down the fan and his figurines, his "sword" and how he "won the war". The ending which showed how he threw a big ball to the camera reminds me of CWC.

You people need to stop criticizing Nintendo and the Wii U. Oh yeah the Xbox One and PS4 look like the same things as their predecessors but with better graphics. Also stop hating on my videos. You guys are probably just jealous of me because my videos are some of the best on YouTube. Wii U is revolutionary and will become an essential system. Nintendo fans, rest assured that we will win the war against Sony and Microsoft fanboys.

Wow, so much USI.

Upcoming Videos:

My Thoughts on Deus Ex

Rant on Sonic's Bad Qualities

Sonic Lost World Update (5/29)

History of Sonic Part III: Modern Era

Pac-Man World 2 Review

DKCR Review

Stop-Motion Video w/ Voice Acting (if I get 100 subscribers)


I may also make a video responding to you frickin' haters.

Can't wait.

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

His voice is more annoying than a mosquito. Fucking hell kid shut up.

 

[AtroposHeart]

I am not sure if he will grow into a manchild, but I can see an ED page in his future

 

[Springblossom]

LOL. I watched the whole video. The way he screams reminds me of TylerTristar2. Looks like I have to call him TylerTristar2 2.0.

He sounds exactly like Chris. It's uncanny.

'HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF! I'M FOURTEEN!'

 

[Bugaboo]

I an sympathize with this kid because I'm 18 but I still look like a pre teen

 

[TL 611]

Well you can normally tell age by one's demeanour. He's not 14. I'd say that he's around 10 or 11.

What a spoilt little cunt tho. Not to a-log but kids like this really need a slap to sort them out. Or at least stfu.

 

[Springblossom]

I an sympathize with this kid because I'm 18 but I still look like a pre teen

I'm 22, and I still get people thinking I'm in high school. I get that it's kind of frustrating, but this kid needs to learn that tard raging isn't gonna get him anywhere.

 

[Something Vague]

I was the opposite, when I was 12 people thought I was legal...

But yeah, this kid is young. Hopefully he learns from his mistakes before he becomes too beyond redemption.

 

[spaps]

Gosh freakin' darnit, this kid needs to grow a pair.
Also, is this kid related to the Fanfic Critic? Neither of them can handle criticism on their reviews.

 

[Zim]

Man that kid is a freak! <--clever joke

Seriously, it's like looking at young CWC just with less crap in his room. Amazing.

 

[Tim Buckley]

Meh is just a kiddy kid
We all did dumb shit as youngsters.

I feel sad for him since he's leaving his future old shame in the internet, and the internet never forgets.

 

[Springblossom]

Gosh freakin' darnit, this kid needs to grow a pair.
Also, is this kid related to the Fanfic Critic? Neither of them can handle criticism on their reviews.

I still don't get how these people get so thin-skinned. Any kind of honest or constructive criticism just freaks them out, and they go into massive tard rages if someone insults or makes fun of them.

'You need to learn to act and stop screaming so much'
'UR A MEENIE IM BLOCKING YOU'

How do they expect to survive in the real world?

 

[José Mourinho]

New video is out, about SammyClassicSonicFan criticising complaining and bitching about the bad aspects of the Sonic games. Enjoy!