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Horrorcow Samuel CatnipnikHorrifying Deviant Goofy Cosplayer

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    Ladies and gentlemen, spergs and autists, behold: I give you the sin of God-- Sammycatnipnik. Real name Samuel aka Dusky Sam the Human Goofy! Hyuck!

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    His real face:
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    No, really, this shit exists, and boy are you in for a horrifying experience.

    Before you read on, you may want peruse this picture first:
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    Now then, onto to the real horrorcow material: this guy gets off on being "goofy". No, we mean it- this guy really, really, really loves Goofy. (link NSFW) And another! (also NSFW)

    Likewise, here is his furaffinity account: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/duskysam/
    Tumblr: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/
    Xtube: http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=SammyCatnipnik
    Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLo...this_creepy_goofy_cosplayer_im_seeing_around/
    The Duct Tape Dummy: http://sammycatnipnik.tumblr.com/post/79037928477/i-had-some-friends-over-yesterday-to-help-me


    As for some content, this is the main /cow/ thread found on him.
    https://archive.is/3Psso

    For your "enjoyment" we have some more images of him below:
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    props to @getoffmylawn for finding his real face, and a bunch of other shit that is found in this thread.

    And to end, apparently he does rabbit cosplays too.
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    #1 bearycool, Sep 17, 2015
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  2. Now this is a horrorcow.
     
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  3. Didn't think there was much wrong with him until I noticed the xtube link; I think it'd be best not to click it.
     
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    MasterDisaster

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  4. Semper Fi Kiwi's this may be your toughest mission yet. Lord knows I will never be the same man after doing some of the research for this operation.
     
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    #4 getoffmylawn, Sep 17, 2015
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  5. I was just thinking "There's no way this guy HASN'T done porn while dressed up as Goofy!"
     
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  6. This is taking rule 34 to a whole other level.
     
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  7. I'm going to horribly suggest that he Sharpies most of his dick black.
     
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    #7 MasterDisaster, Sep 17, 2015
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  8. Christ I've been looking for this dude's origin forever since I saw a few of his Goofy pictures. I want to thank you but I just watched the video of him wearing the old man mask sucking a dildo and giving himself head with a mannequin head in the bathtub and I don't know how to feel.
     
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  9. lol I thought he was Mickey Mouse they all look the same to me
     
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  10. Thats wack racist dude
     
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  11. goobi, pls.

    The making of a monster, Hyuck!
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    #11 bearycool, Sep 17, 2015
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  12. Yeeeah, I think I'm gonna avoid this one. There's only so much creepiness I can handle and this guy's way past my limit.
     
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  13. Going on a Disney cruise next week. Thanks for that, guys.
     
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  14. How does he breathe with that prosthetic nose?
     
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    Not Goofy, but almost as disturbing.
     
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    getoffmylawn

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  16. What the fuck
     
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  18. Bet he's anti-GamerGate too.
     
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  20. He looks like a horrible parallel universe version of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

    He probably already breathes with his mouth, so no harm no foul.
     
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