Terrorist Samuel Collingwood Smith / Vordrak / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew Hopkins News - Vexatious litigant, actual terrorist, GamerGator, stalker, extortionist (Prosperous Software Consulting Limited)

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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Sam has remembered that I existed. Apparently, because some sperg on 9chan posted about trying to break into Jess Phillips MP's home, and 9chan is run by Josh, I'm therefore responsible because I live in the UK. I have to say, I'm slightly impressed at my own capabilities. I can sleepwalk over 160 miles and back in a single night, burgle an MP, all without realising it or feeling at all sore the next day.

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=7288
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DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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What?! I wonder how it is to be Vordy?

Noisy person next door. That darn Ginger Piglet is at it again!
Corona virus. Kiwi Farms made it happen.
Yeah, we did Coronavirus. Null contacted me personally and I whipped it up in my secret basement laboratory in between harassing female elected officials and laundering bitcoin. Didn't you get the memo?
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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What?! I wonder how it is to be Vordy?

Noisy person next door. That darn Ginger Piglet is at it again!
Corona virus. Kiwi Farms made it happen.
What Vordy doesn't know is that I bought his upstairs neighbouring flat in 2018 and rent it out to people who I know are going to be noisy and horrible and give them rent rebates for every time they get the Police or environmental health called on them.
 

In Memoriam

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What Vordy doesn't know is that I bought his upstairs neighbouring flat in 2018 and rent it out to people who I know are going to be noisy and horrible and give them rent rebates for every time they get the Police or environmental health called on them.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
 

An Ghost

Of foreskins past
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What the fuck sam
Joshua’s parliamentary victims need to take action to secure their safety including CCTV and armed police. The difficulty with Moon and his followers is that he is a consumate incel-whisperer, constantly goading his team of socially dysfunctional minions. It only takes one inadequate loser to kill a child. As a sign of just how depraved 9chan is, it differs from its competitors in one respect. Both 4chan and 8chan have an /s/ board, for straight men who like sexy, beautiful, adult women. Normal heterosexuals. It is the only board ostentatiously absent from 9chan.
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The failure to arrest him is a damning indictment of the FBI. It cannot reflect well on the FBI Director Christopher Wray that Josh is still at liberty. In any case, how much child pornography does one Nazi incel need?
he bolded that last part. This article is all over the place and increasingly unhinged. Whatever paranoia brain melting disease his mom has, its starting to take hold of poor Sammy.
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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What the fuck sam

he bolded that last part. This article is all over the place and increasingly unhinged. Whatever paranoia brain melting disease his mom has, its starting to take hold of poor Sammy.
I don't know how much CP one Nazi incel needs, but Vordy surely is more likely to know the answer to that than any of us.

EDIT: Note how Vordy is at pains to go on about how he likes normal heterosexual porn like a normal heterosexual person. Methinks the fat wannabe lawyer doth protest too much.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
kiwifarms.net
Sam has remembered that I existed. Apparently, because some sperg on 9chan posted about trying to break into Jess Phillips MP's home, and 9chan is run by Josh, I'm therefore responsible because I live in the UK. I have to say, I'm slightly impressed at my own capabilities. I can sleepwalk over 160 miles and back in a single night, burgle an MP, all without realising it or feeling at all sore the next day.

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=7288
https://archive.md/KHGc6
Sam has no new women to attack I guess.

Yeah, we did Coronavirus. Null contacted me personally and I whipped it up in my secret basement laboratory in between harassing female elected officials and laundering bitcoin. Didn't you get the memo?
Moving the farms to China wasn't a joke. We were in the inside the whole time.

What the fuck sam

he bolded that last part. This article is all over the place and increasingly unhinged. Whatever paranoia brain melting disease his mom has, its starting to take hold of poor Sammy.
The fuck is an "incel whisperer"? Isn't that something Sam does in his sleep?
Don't get me started on the whole "socially dysfunctional" part. Some of us do leave our homes unlike this manlet. He probably leaves his flat once a month.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre

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That often?
I don't think he'd complain about the train so much if he didn't leave his home at least once and awhile. Unless he likes to bitch for the sack of it which wouldn't surprise me.

By the way, just last year he was telling people he had his Masters and i guess practicing law, so he can give advice to people online about their cases. Not even lawyers on Reddit do that. If he actually practiced wouldn't he want them to message him privately and get some money of the deal?
 

Real Mutha For Ya

puffing and blowing in your ear-hole
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I’ve come late to the party on this one, but what has struck me is some obsessed with the English legal system become truly exceptional. There is Sam. There is also an odd character called Adrian Yalland who features heavily in the Farms but doesn’t have a thread. Yalland is probably an enemy of Sam, but both share an obsession with law and provide pros-bono Mackenzie Friend work at the drop of a hat.
To be fair to Yalland, he is progressing to become a barrister, but it depends if his colourful past and numerous allegations of wrongdoing stick.
Then there is Uncle Tony, another self-styled “lawyer”, who hasn’t a hope in hell of having a career in a regulated legal sense because of his rap sheet of 23 convictions for violence, sexual assault and fraud, for which he has served a prison sentence.
It must be something in the water that makes these imbeciles act like petulant mongs.
They also seem to orbit each other. Sam is suspected of being LegalAidLoser Who is friendly with Uncle Tony.
Yalland and Tony have had numerous twitter spats, and the lafter is rumoured to be suing Yalland.
Tony also thinks that @Real Mutha For Ya is Yalland.
@Mr Yalland of Counsel is suspected of being a Tony/Sam sock with them both operating the account.

It’s all a bit fucked up to be honest.
 
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Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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I’ve come late to the party on this one, but what has struck me is some obsessed with the English legal system become truly exceptional. There is Sam. There is also an odd character called Adrian Yalland who features heavily in the Farms but doesn’t have a thread. Yalland is probably an enemy of Sam, but both share an obsession with law and provide pros-bono Mackenzie Friend work at the drop of a hat.
To be fair to Yalland, he is progressing to become a barrister, but it depends if his colourful past and numerous allegations of wrongdoing stick.
Then there is Uncle Tony, another self-styled “lawyer”, who hasn’t a hope in hell of having a career in a regulated legal sense because of his rap sheet of 23 convictions for violence, sexual assault and fraud, for which he has served a prison sentence.
It must be something in the water that makes these imbeciles act like petulant mongs.
They also seem to orbit each other. Sam is suspected of being LegalAidLoser Who is friendly with Uncle Tony.
Yalland and Tony have had numerous twitter spats, and the lafter is rumoured to be suing Yalland.
Tony also thinks that @Real Mutha For Ya is Yalland.
@Mr Yalland of Counsel is suspected of being a Tony/Sam sock with them both operating the account.

It’s all a bit fucked up to be honest.
I suspect it's because people who actually are lawyers don't feel the need to sperg out about it on twatter.

(Jolyon Maugham excepted, though. Speaking of which, he deserves a thread for his constant failure at crowdfunded litigation paid for by smoothbrained #FBPE activists, and for beating a fox to death while wearing a kimono.)
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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Vordrak is basically trying to extort people at this point. I don't understand how he's not in prison.


Because of that, as well as my now significant legal skills I have a number of powerful friends. Some MPs, national editors and company executives reply to my texts. They take my calls. I am no longer remotely on Josh or Ethan’s pay grade.
Would you listen to this pretentious faggot? He sounds as hatefully smug as Jonny Yaniv when he finally got one over the poor retard who was 'harassing him' and got him arrested.

This whole 'article' is nothing but an ego piece for Vordrak and while that's nothing new, the sheer amount of smug makes me want to punch something. I wish a couple of those "MPs, national editors and company execs" who now rush to return Vordrak's words of wisdom would see this shit.

Hopefully at the rate Vordy makes enemies he will be facing a Jonathan Yaniv level backlash and scrutiny into his own actions sooner rather then later.
 
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Real Mutha For Ya

puffing and blowing in your ear-hole
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Vordrak is basically trying to extort people at this point. I don't understand how he's not in prison.
he has the same MO as lolcow Uncle Tony And they orbit each other - check out Tony’s thread. They have found a loophole in the English legal system that means you can accuse someone of defamation, and issue “LBA”s before court to extort “settlements”.
It’s a disgrace.
 
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welcometotherock

Chanticleer Hegemony
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I’ve one late to the party on this one, but what has struck me is some obsessed with the English legal system become truly exceptional. There is Sam. There is also an odd character called Adrian Yalland who features heavily in the Farms but doesn’t have a thread. Yalland is probably an enemy of Sam, but both share an obsession with law and provide pros-bono Mackenzie Friend work at the drop of a hat.
To be fair to Yalland, he is progressing to become a barrister, but it depends if his colourful past and numerous allegations of wrongdoing stick.
Then there is Uncle Tony, another self-styled “lawyer”, who hasn’t a hope in hell of having a career in a regulated legal sense because of his rap sheet of 23 convictions for violence, sexual assault and fraud, for which he has served a prison sentence.
It must be something in the water that makes these imbeciles act like mongs.

he has the same MO as lolcow Uncle Tony And they orbit each other - check out Tony’s thread. They have found a loophole in the English legal system that means you can accuse someone of defamation, and issue “LBA”s before court to extort “settlements”.
It’s a disgrace.
Say what you will about US sovereign citizens but at least they're exceptional to the point of minding their own business. It always seems like the UK breeds the most exceptional litigants.
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
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Vordrak is basically trying to extort people at this point. I don't understand how he's not in prison.
Because the UK is a cesspool filled with people born of incest. As long as he doesn't go after a minority or a tranny they wont care what he does there.

Would you listen to this pretentious faggot? He sounds as hatefully smug as Jonny Yaniv when he finally got one over the poor retard who was 'harassing him' and got him arrested.

This whole 'article' is nothing but an ego piece for Vordrak and while that's nothing new, the sheer amount of smug makes me want to punch something. I wish a couple of those "MPs, national editors and company execs' who now rush to return Vordrak's words of wisdom would see this shit.

Hopefully at the rate Vordy makes enemies he will be facing a Jon Yaniv level backlash and scrutiny into his own actions sooner rather then later.
If those high ranking people are at his beck and call, why is he still living in squalor and collecting welfare?
 

Ginger Piglet

Burglar of Jess Phillips MP
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Would you listen to this pretentious faggot? He sounds as hatefully smug as Jonny Yaniv when he finally got one over the poor retard who was 'harassing him' and got him arrested.

This whole 'article' is nothing but an ego piece for Vordrak and while that's nothing new, the sheer amount of smug makes me want to punch something. I wish a couple of those "MPs, national editors and company execs' who now rush to return Vordrak's words of wisdom would see this shit.

Hopefully at the rate Vordy makes enemies he will be facing a Jon Yaniv level backlash and scrutiny into his own actions sooner rather then later.
Lol. Vordy didn't "humiliate" Bristows or "two of the largest libel law firms." John Hemming (a lolcow in quite his own way) quoted him in that way because Vordy is one of John Hemming's asspatters and has been for years. It was throwing some emotional largesse Sammay's way. And him being "praised" in the Queen's Bench Division was the usual bumf that judgements generally stick in as a matter of course.

(Also, the Queen's Bench Division is no biggie. The really hardcore litigation goes on in the Chancery Division. Funnily enough, I recently settled a case in there *inspects nails*)

They probably do return his texts, usually with something like "lol fuck off you mong."

Also, note his need to pantingly refer to his tax bracket. Who's he trying to convince that he's a person of significance more - us, being the only people sad enough to read his blog, or himself?

Your life will be dismantled, eh, Sammay? I'm still here. And practicing. Despite the year-long manhunt and "analysis" which proved I tried to burgle Jess Phillips MP.

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Say what you will about US sovereign citizens but at least they're exceptional to the point of minding their own business. It always seems like the UK breeds the most exceptional litigants.
Ladies, gentlemen, and tomgirls, I give you... Anal Sheikh. Possibly the most vexatious litigant in the UK, that is actually her name. She is the first person I know of who has been banned from every court forever for shitting it up with lolsuits which she unironically once described as exposing the greatest fraud in the history of humanity, all arising out of a claim over a petrol station in north London.