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Disaster San Francisco man brings dead raccoon into McDonald's"only in San Francisco..."

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  1. https://abc7news.com/health-officia...er-patron-bring-dead-raccoon-inside-/5043716/

    SAN FRANCISCO (KGO) --
    Only in San Francisco would you find a man carrying a dead raccoon into a McDonald's and sitting down with it at a table.

    The video capturing is disturbing and disgusting, prompting the restaurant and the Department of Public Health to take quick action

    Chris Brooks recorded the shocking video of a man sitting inside a San Francisco McDonald's, with a dead raccoon on the table in front of him.

    "Wow, (expletive) this guy brings a damn raccoon into the McDonalds," said Chris Brooks on the cell phone video clip.

    Brooks came to the Potrero Ave McDonald's on Sunday to grab breakfast when he says everything went wrong.

    "I'm standing at the counter, guy comes in yelling help, help," said Brooks.

    Brooks and other customers were stunned to see what the man calling for help was holding.

    "I didn't know if the raccoon was dead or alive, my thought was to get out of the way," Brooks added.
    Brooks ran out, recording video through the window. On the video, someone in the restaurant removes the bloody animal, dumping it in a trash can outside.

    The Department of Environmental Health says the restaurant closed for five hours Sunday to disinfect the dining room. Health Inspectors say it's now safe.

    "We want to assure the public that McDonald's addressed the problem appropriately they cleaned it, sanitized it which is the main thing for us," said Stephanie Cushing, Director of Environmental Health.

    Brooks tried confronting the suspected homeless man on why he brought a raccoon into McDonald's.

    SFPD officers responded and gave the man a mental health evaluation and determined he did not need to be detained.

    Animal control staff removed the raccoon carcass from the restaurant property.
     
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  2. Tinder users in SF swipe right on anything, huh
     
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  3. At least he wasn't fucking it or asking the employees to cook it.
     
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  4. The black guy filming giving commentary is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a while.
     
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  5. Wait when the fuck did Tommy Tooter take a trip to San Fran?
     
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    #5 FierceBrosnan, Jan 10, 2019
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  6. "Only in San Francisco..."? I can think of a lot of places where that would be more likely.

    He should have taken it into a Starbucks.

    "Call the mutherfukin' healf department!"
     
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  7. ignorant urbanites no nothing of pelt based commerce
     
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  8. Only in *insert state here*
     
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  9. You need exact change when dealing in them, too bad nobody told this guy, he wanted his 50 seashells in return.
     
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  10. The McDonald's at 99 Rideau in Ottawa. in the Byward Market area near several bars, is infamous for a brawl video from a few years ago where someone standing near the cameraphone casually removed a (living) baby raccoon from his sweater.

     
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  11. So, you got the Burger King foot lettuce. Now, you got the McDonald's dead raccoon. Can't wait for this to be on a top ten video.
     
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  12. San Francisco has a do more if it wants to reach Florida levels of weird.
     
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  13. They're already India tho.
     
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  14. "I'm sorry sir but you can't bring your Taco Bell in here"
     
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  15. These fucking whites, huh?

    smdh.
     
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  16. Try the time when some crackead climbed through the drive-thru window at the McDonald's on 16th and Meridian in Indianapolis, because they didn't get the nuggies they never ordered.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/fox59.com/2017/11/11/indy-chicken-mcnugget-fight-goes-viral/amp/
     
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  17. At least it wasn't a bag literally full of shit, although a dead raccoon probably has just as many parasites in it.
     
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  18. Silly black man.

    Mcdonalds processes raccoons at the plant, not at the restaurant!
     
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  19. Better than a Tim Hortons.
     
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  20. For real, I want to hear this guy's commentary on other weird shit in San Fran. That's the voice of a man that's had his fill of bullshit.

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, BRUH?
     
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