Pizza is the only example where you can interchangeably have chips or fries.
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Personally prefer breadsticks or something like that if I need a side for the pizza. Maybe a salad instead. Depends.
Another sandwich.
Stew's a bit heavy for something you're pairing with a sandwich. Wouldn't be bad, just kind of overkill.
Fat Gay Riker
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Chops inside the cold sandwich.
Fries with a hot sammie.
McMitch4kf
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Pizza is a sandwich
If it taste good it's a sandwich
A really good oil-based dip for said sandwich.
Pro tip: always get the oil and red vinegar on the side.
ArnoldPalmer
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A little heavy, but I'd give it a shot.
I let the scene go on beyond the origin of the sandwich, but it's a really fun movie that a lot of people haven't seen(I Sell the Dead).
The "Ingredient Rebel" breaks the fundamental rule of sandwiches--it has to be bread, and bread is basically found anywhere on earth. A "classic sandwich" is just as much as a sub and is just as much as a chip butty or Vietnamese banh mi or a Mexican torta. Meanwhile, hot dogs aren't sandwiches or tacos, it's a hot dog.
I feel like the chart is brought to you by the same retards who will argue that a bowl of cereal is a soup.
I feel like the chart is brought to you by the same retards who will argue that a bowl of cereal is a soup.
Archeopthryx
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If you fold a pizza it's a sandwich. If you don't it's half a sandwich. Chicago deep-dish is 50% sandwich and 50% casserole.
Burn in hell.
Would oatmeal count as a stew if you prefer it runny?
Friendly Futa
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K-ketchup?
No, because a soup (or stew) is all about the broth, which is cooked, whether enjoyed cold or hot. If you had a bowl of cereal in which you took the milk, heated it for hours, added a bunch of different spices, seasonings, and other foods, then strained it, cooled it down, and poured it over cereal, then yes, it would make it a soup.
Well, if you replace ham with ground beef, it's basically a hamburger.
I don’t know how you make Oatmeal, but there’s plenty of spices and add ins that are commonly used together to give it taste.
Weeb Slinger
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The traditional sandwich - Invented by a literal Earl. Along with the stream engine and the anglepoise light, the sandwich forms a trifecta of civilizing influences gifted to the world by the British Empire. You're welcome, Null.
Chip butty - The work of mono-browed troglodytes attempting to imitate renaissance art. Popular in the north of England along with ferret husbandry and heart disease.
Ice cream waffle sandwich - When you want to tell the world that daddy didn't pay you enough attention.
The sub - A substitute phallus made from bread, doused in vinegary salad dressing, occasionally given homoerotic /slutty overtones with the addition of the word "footlong". The preferred snack of inveterate sex offenders and jihadis who have been stripped of their citizenship by their home nations.
Hotdog - For people who prefer their subs to be more penis-like, and sold to them by a street vendor who has no obvious access to toilet facilities.
Ice cream taco - Ironically eaten by college girls who will go on to unironically spoon the contents of a tub of Häagen-Dazs into their mouths, while crying over nonsense, in front of an indifferent cat.
The wrap - An edible funeral shroud, lacking the structural integrity to perform the responsibilities of sandwich, except when wadded together into a chewy knot at the base. The British Empire devoted itself tirelessly to subjugating those nations who thought this was a good idea.
The burrito - The wrap, only Mexican and loaded with colon-scalding ingredients. Essentially a sandwich weaponised as anal rape.
The Pop Tart - Popular with children and with adults who keep other people's children chained up in their basements. Jonathan Yaniv probably uses pop tart as tampons. Anyone who believes that these pastries represent an acceptable food for adults needs to take good long look at themselves in the blacked-out windows of their van.
Chip butty - The work of mono-browed troglodytes attempting to imitate renaissance art. Popular in the north of England along with ferret husbandry and heart disease.
Ice cream waffle sandwich - When you want to tell the world that daddy didn't pay you enough attention.
The sub - A substitute phallus made from bread, doused in vinegary salad dressing, occasionally given homoerotic /slutty overtones with the addition of the word "footlong". The preferred snack of inveterate sex offenders and jihadis who have been stripped of their citizenship by their home nations.
Hotdog - For people who prefer their subs to be more penis-like, and sold to them by a street vendor who has no obvious access to toilet facilities.
Ice cream taco - Ironically eaten by college girls who will go on to unironically spoon the contents of a tub of Häagen-Dazs into their mouths, while crying over nonsense, in front of an indifferent cat.
The wrap - An edible funeral shroud, lacking the structural integrity to perform the responsibilities of sandwich, except when wadded together into a chewy knot at the base. The British Empire devoted itself tirelessly to subjugating those nations who thought this was a good idea.
The burrito - The wrap, only Mexican and loaded with colon-scalding ingredients. Essentially a sandwich weaponised as anal rape.
The Pop Tart - Popular with children and with adults who keep other people's children chained up in their basements. Jonathan Yaniv probably uses pop tart as tampons. Anyone who believes that these pastries represent an acceptable food for adults needs to take good long look at themselves in the blacked-out windows of their van.
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