A family friend once told me he always believed in Santa Claus because if any of his siblings would tell their father there was no Santa Claus, then they'd get nothing for Christmas.
Santa Claus denial is a Jewish-Marxist plot to destroy yet another American cultural cornerstone celebration and force us all to celebrate low-IQ negroid "holidays" such as Kwanzaa.
I heard Santa likes coke so I leave a few rails chopped out for the old fella. I mean Jesus, dude works long hours and needs a little bump. Every morning after the lines are gone so the big guy must like my little powdered gift. Havent had any complaints yet.