So I posted this in Rat king and was told to post it here instead because mods like moddin I suppose, It was better written, but since it got deleted and Im not as productive at 5pm as I was at 10am, well, fuck it
Santa Muerte (or in English, the grim reaper with a calcium fortified pussy) is pretty much the Spanish saint of people no one like. But she really isn't because she's made up voodoo bullshit based on some Aztec goddess of lethal herpes or something. IDK much about it because my ancestors won their wars so I didn't have to learn about made up Mexican gods or learnt heir crazy brown people gibberish.
Now, without context I totally get you saying "Who gives a shit?" but here's the thing, trannies, criminals and pretty much everyone deserving of your ire from the Western hemisphere are really going all in on this thing. Cults have been popping up in South America, Texas, Mexico and San Francisco. In prisons and gay communities mostly where people are mad at Jesus for thinking they're gross and dumb, but can't convert to Islam because they're the exact kind of people Islam is built to behead. So to fulfill the spiritual tier of Maslow's pyramid they've started worshiping a saint that the Catholic church has always condemned as being "made up" and "for fags".
Seriously, this is a real thing. I have proof
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/growing-devotion-santa-muerte-u-s-abroad-n275856
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/1...sacrifice-gaining-status-among-criminals.html
https://deadmaidens.com/2017/02/15/sex-death-santa-muertes-strong-lgbt-following/
In Mexico, almost all gay weddings are done in churches with Santa Muerte's blessings being performed. Prostitutes, drug runners, hitmen and vendors of bootleg and stolen goods are known to tithe to her. You're starting to see tumblr get more and more obsessed with little Miss Sugar-Skulls, too. This thing has potential to dislodge Wicca as the official religion of the unfuckable and I think we should atleast acknowledge this because it's really fucking funny and weird
They've been accused of human sacrifices
Santa Muerte (or in English, the grim reaper with a calcium fortified pussy) is pretty much the Spanish saint of people no one like. But she really isn't because she's made up voodoo bullshit based on some Aztec goddess of lethal herpes or something. IDK much about it because my ancestors won their wars so I didn't have to learn about made up Mexican gods or learnt heir crazy brown people gibberish.
Now, without context I totally get you saying "Who gives a shit?" but here's the thing, trannies, criminals and pretty much everyone deserving of your ire from the Western hemisphere are really going all in on this thing. Cults have been popping up in South America, Texas, Mexico and San Francisco. In prisons and gay communities mostly where people are mad at Jesus for thinking they're gross and dumb, but can't convert to Islam because they're the exact kind of people Islam is built to behead. So to fulfill the spiritual tier of Maslow's pyramid they've started worshiping a saint that the Catholic church has always condemned as being "made up" and "for fags".
Seriously, this is a real thing. I have proof
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/latino/growing-devotion-santa-muerte-u-s-abroad-n275856
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/07/1...sacrifice-gaining-status-among-criminals.html
https://deadmaidens.com/2017/02/15/sex-death-santa-muertes-strong-lgbt-following/
In Mexico, almost all gay weddings are done in churches with Santa Muerte's blessings being performed. Prostitutes, drug runners, hitmen and vendors of bootleg and stolen goods are known to tithe to her. You're starting to see tumblr get more and more obsessed with little Miss Sugar-Skulls, too. This thing has potential to dislodge Wicca as the official religion of the unfuckable and I think we should atleast acknowledge this because it's really fucking funny and weird
They've been accused of human sacrifices
