Sapphixy / Serenity Dee / Sean Simpson / Siobhan Simpson / Asymbina / Asymptotic Binary - Morbidly Obese Lesbian Fetishist With a History of Domestic Abuse

[Karellen]

Literal award winning economist doesn’t know how mortgages work

Spoiler: How it works

When you buy a house, you usually have to take a mortgage from a bank. When you are approved, the bank LOANS you money which is used to purchase property. Your name is on the deed. You own that property. It’s the same as if you bought something on a credit card. It’s yours, but you used money loaned to you to buy it.

However, if you decide to stop paying the mortgage, the bank has every right to come in, seize it from you and sell it to recoup their losses from loaning you money.

When you sell your property, the money that comes in is used to pay off whatever is remaining on the mortgage(s) attached to the property before coming to you.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Sluggo's equally trained in economics and matters of lesbian love-making. Always nice to get a solid confirmation.

And an indirect reply to my question about Sluggo's opinion on the Tenderqueer sitch.

 

[Karellen]

Sluggo's equally trained in economics and matters of lesbian love-making. Always nice to get a solid confirmation.

And an indirect reply to my question about Sluggo's opinion on the Tenderqueer sitch.

He’s been defending Ana left and right. He claims they’re besties and has threatened others on her behalf. As I mentioned before, Ana has likely done Jack squat for Sean and has not helped him out whatsoever, and she never will.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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You're not an "economist with a background in American banking history", Sean. You're a nearly 50 year old slug who got a bachelors and masters late in life and worked at a total of one low level job after before becoming whatever it is you are now.

What kind of faggot is this arrogant about the specialization on their lame ass masters?

 

[George Boreman]

You're not an "economist with a background in American banking history", Sean. You're a nearly 50 year old slug who got a bachelors and masters late in life and worked at a total of one low level job after before becoming whatever it is you are now.

What kind of faggot is this arrogant about the specialization on their lame ass masters?

Was just about to say, economics is very much a doctorate gated profession. You may be accepted into the with just a masters if you stick to certain jobs long enough but as we all know that doesn't apply to Sean. The fact that "banking history" isn't really a subfield of economics (economic history is a thing but as far as I am aware that's not what he's talking about, plus that field isn't really taken seriously) and his job was in health impact evaluation "economics" makes this all even better.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Do people even put subfields or specializations on their CV? Usually it's just something like "research interests" or they assume you can figure it out from all their published works listed. Maybe that's just my fields though.

This probably also means like what, his thesis? Maybe one or two courses? IIRC, he's said before this was his advisors thing, maybe it's stolen valor from having been a graduate assistant for a legitimate professor?

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Do people even put subfields or specializations on their CV? Usually it's just something like "research interests" or they assume you can figure it out from all their published works listed. Maybe that's just my fields though.

This probably also means like what, his thesis? Maybe one or two courses? IIRC, he's said before this was his advisors thing, maybe it's stolen valor from having been a graduate assistant for a legitimate professor?

Yes its quite common to put specializations within the topic on an academic CV. However, as was mentioned, people in this kind of subject are going to be looking at the most advanced degree first and only later at the others. And in some fields not having a Ph.D would tell them you just aren't a specialist (unless of course you had the right compensatory work experience outside of academia).

None of those points apply to Slug I am afraid.

 

[Trombonista]

He’s been defending Ana left and right. He claims they’re besties and has threatened others on her behalf. As I mentioned before, Ana has likely done Jack squat for Sean and has not helped him out whatsoever, and she never will.

Trenders gotta defend trenders.

 

[Next Task]

But Sean doesn't really *do* anything.

He offends the eye.

I'm not even disgusted.

I wish I could say the same. Though honestly, it's better than a face pic. Sean's ugly, but the repugnance comes from the soul. It's just very much helped along by him being a human slug. He's the human incarnation of the Ludovico technique.

 

[Karellen]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again

 

[kaien]

It's maybe half a day's drive on to the Connecticut shore. Jake Alley and his 53D rack are waiting for you, Sean.

 

[Trombonista]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again
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Didn't he cancel his subscription because of Dave Chappelle? I guess he doesn't really care about his fellow trans women.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Jesus Christ this blubbering monstrosity just confirming all it does is sit around and consoomcoom and be an ingrate. I would say "Never change" but for the sake of the hosts please do change.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again
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Why not spend your infinite free time doing those online survery things so you can atleast contribute to the household income? Nobody is too disabled for that

nope, binge watching japanese power rangers

 

[Shig O'nella]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again
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He'd be out the door for that shit, if his hosts had any sense.

Since they took him in though, they most likely have less sense than your average cinderblock.

 

[The Final Troondown]

He'd be out the door for that shit, if his hosts had any sense.

Since they took him in though, they most likely have less sense than your average cinderblock.

I wonder if they realise he likely has zero plans to leave and think they're hosting him for a few months to 'get back on his feet'

can't wait for the barrage of transphobia/ableism accusations when they ask him 'so erm how's the flat/job hunting going'

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again
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I wouldn’t give him my Netflix password either. Imagine the recommendations you’d get. “Because you watched Blue is the Warmest Colour 115 times…”

 

[Trombonista]

Why not spend your infinite free time doing those online survery things so you can atleast contribute to the household income? Nobody is too disabled for that

nope, binge watching japanese power rangers

Technically, Japanese Power Rangers is the Super Sentai franchise, but both Super Sentai and Kamen Rider are tokusatsu shows.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Free Wi-Fi and a place to stay but they refuse to give me their Netflix password. 1/5 stars would not slither through again
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I can see this now. Sean probably bugs his host (which is the perfect term as Sean is the parasite) with the same grace and elegance he uses in his begging. “I NEED you to GIVE ME your Netflix password right NOW!”

 

[The Final Troondown]

I can see this now. Sean probably bugs his host (which is the perfect term as Sean is the parasite) with the same grace and elegance he uses in his begging. “I NEED you to GIVE ME your Netflix password right NOW!”

nah I can see it more as

*host walks into room from work to sean sat on the couch in his underwear*

sean: SIGH

*host ignores him*

sean: LOUDER SIGH

host: are you okay?

sean: well I WANTED to watch kamen rider to help my dysphoria but it's only on netflix...