Say something completely autistic about the person above you -

Doc Cassidy

Notorious Bum Driller
True & Honest Fan
Everybody lock your doors, get a gun, protect yourself! autisticdragonkin is planning to combine, in a rare mixture, bestial cruelty and an inconceivable gift for lying! Before I begin, let me point out that his assertions are merely a stalking horse. They mask autisticdragonkin's secret intention to blame all of our problems on the poor, beleaguered, taxpaying drudges of society who are only one paycheck away from the poorhouse. In the end, autisticdragonkin has a black belt in discouraging us from expressing our bons mots in whatever way we damn well please.