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Gutpuke

I'm a doctor
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the meme dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I turn on the computer I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with doge. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of doge's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my pc. I might not ever get to see doge again.
 
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AnOminous

Really?
True & Honest Fan
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That's supposed to be about Isabelle you fucking degenerate! Doge isn't even hot!
 

Hongourable Madisha

Happy Hongukkah
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Be sure to wash the pillows/dakimakura with non-fluoridated water and hypoallergenic soap free from parabens. You can absorb all sorts of chemicals into your skin when you're hugging or rubbing against them, these same chemicals are used to mind control you and make you a NWO puppet. You're better off not washing them tbqh if you can't find safe soap.
 

Hongourable Madisha

Happy Hongukkah
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Not until you understand the offside rule and can fully explain it. I'll use my action figures, look, if Optimus Prime is the goalkeeper and Twilight Sparkle and Rarity are the defenders, then if Pikachu is closer to the goal line than the ponies AND the ball, then he's offside and Sonic can't pass the ball to him. Repeat that back to me please.
 
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