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Count groudon

Saltier than Njord's left testicle
Regardless of your actual race, I consider you mah niggah.

Not in the fucked up plantation way, the cool hip hop way.
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Shadows are black as ink, or night, or nightmares.
If this was a Halloween costume competition, you'd be my very first pick for best costume of the night. And that lasagna looks really tasty, too!
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Syaoran Li

Southern Gentleman
The coolest and wittiest forum poster I know to have ever used a Steven Fry avatar, and not just on the Farms but any online community period.
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