Careercow Scott "DoubleSwee" Martin - Oppa SpongeBob Style, World's Worst Cook, Autist

[Ivan Komarov]

Mod Edit: Original OP is crap, go to this post later on that's a good OP.

Parents of the year
http://www.youtube.com/user/DoubleSwee?feature=watch
it hurts

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FYI: Celery requires more calories to eat it than it gives you. Am I bad for laughing at these?

Fuck, he plays with matches too much.

 

[QI 541]

Are we supposed to laugh at a kid with autism just because he has autism now?

 

[Ivan Komarov]

Are we supposed to laugh at a kid with autism just because he has autism now?

It's not him. It's his parents. They let their kid run around in CALIFORNIA lighting fires everywhere, and waving around airshit without orange tips. To give you an idea, California= nogunz x 1000. That's a good way to get the cops called on your kid, and have them find out you let him light fires everywhere. From what i understand, california is dryer than fuck, and lighting fires with loosely packed grass is a good way to immolate your state, regardless of area.

 

[Bugaboo]

So is this kid a pyro or what, I don't get it.

I'm loving his channel description though, "Real rapping about real things" while most of his channel consists of videoes entilted try not to laugh and shit about spongebob (Spongebob rap?)
As opposed to fake rapping about fake things tho, eh?

I'm also loving his tutorial on piston doors in minecraft filmed on a camcorder while other people have done the same thing a billion times. And not with a camcorder.

 

[Right Back Man]

His videos make me want to pee on a tree.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsuzeuDCDm4 (Helped a guy quit meth)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA (His claim to fame)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVM9V2Cmqio (Him making diabetes salad)

and other stuff...

 

[Hakurei]

This is gold.
This is gold.
This is just, pure, sponge shaped, gold.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhAHVgoKb1w

My favorite.

With that said, I do not think this kid is much of a lolcow. Yea he sounds like he's about to break down and cry whenever he talks but he just seems like a normal kid who is really into things people his age are into. He made some pretty cring worthy videos but I bet in a few years he'll probably look back and cringe himself. Also he has other people in his videos sometimes and I bet he has a pretty normal social life.

 

[Picklepower]

DoubleSwee is Thug Life Son!!! His beats are the shit, and off the fucking Chain!! DoubleSwee wont sell out to the illuminati either guys, he is the motherfucking king of rap, Fuck Yeezus, I'm all about SWEEzus Bitches!

 

[Right Back Man]

DoubleSwee is Thug Life Son!!! His beats are the shit, and off the fucking Chain!! DoubleSwee wont sell out to the illuminati either guys, he is the motherfucking king of rap, Fuck Yeezus, I'm all about SWEEzus Bitches!

SWEEzus. That is so amazing I feel like I just got raped by Shrek dressed as a power ranger.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That "food" he made looks like shit, no seriously, it does.

In all seriousness though, I'm not too sure he can be considered a lolcow. Yeah he's made shitty videos around SpongeBob (dat rap be SWEE, bro), but then again, there's millions of those on the internet. Now if he were, say, 25 years old. Then you'd be on to something.

 

[DStecks]

You best not be talking shit about DoubleSwee.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SEXY FISH

 

[bristol]

Fuck yes. DoubleSwee up in this motherfucker

His best video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7CMBIhriKg

 

[OBAMATRON]

Everyone thinks I necroed now.

fixed

 

[Emperor's Champion]

Oh didnt this guy to a psy gentleman cover? Gentleswee? I thought he was just a dumb kid

 

[Dastardlydeviant]

Dude this kid owns real guns!

 

[Zorceror44]

He has returned.

 

[The Dude]

He thinks a .17 HMR, a rifle used for hunting squirrels and other small game, is a sniper rifle.

 

[DeagleDad420]

I love DoubleSwee, he's like an alternate reality younger brother of Jace

 

[Golly]

I thought there was a kind of-sort of affection behind the mockery of DoubleSwee ("Sweeology", "DoubleSwee is love, DoubleSwee is life,"et al), though. He has autism and he's kind of entertaining, but I'm not sure if he's a lolcow.

 

[The Dude]

I love DoubleSwee, he's like an alternate reality younger brother of Jace

Could you imagine Jace being this kid's older brother and trying to be all Big Bro to Swee like Rob is to Jace?