SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[Furret]

You know, I shit on staff a lot. As a collective, I find them to be spineless and generally incompetent. However, I do sometimes find myself questioning my harshness. After all, I know for a fact that many staffers are genuinely good, well-intentioned people who have been caught up in a web of shittiness that they didn't weave. Sometimes I consider softening my tone.

Then, I go to check O5 Command, I see that they're promoting new Admins, I see the name "ProcyonLotor" on the list of candidates, and I decide that I'm not being harsh enough.

Really? This is the guy they're giving the keys to? The guy who admits to doxing minors and trying to threaten their futures for Internet trolling? The guy known for being a dick to random people all the time for no reason? They looked at everything this guy has done over the years, and decided that he should have more power?

I'm stunned. This is one of the most baffling decisions I've ever personally seen them make. In a year that has been nothing but one terrible decision after another for them so far, this manages to stand out as the worst choice of all. The only question now is how exactly it's going to bite them in the ass later.

Conwell's a good candidate though.

 

[Witthel]

The only question now is how exactly it's going to bite them in the ass later.

My bets are on him getting exposed as either a nonce or a zoophile.

 

[ToS]

You know, I shit on staff a lot. As a collective, I find them to be spineless and generally incompetent. However, I do sometimes find myself questioning my harshness. After all, I know for a fact that many staffers are genuinely good, well-intentioned people who have been caught up in a web of shittiness that they didn't weave. Sometimes I consider softening my tone.

Then, I go to check O5 Command, I see that they're promoting new Admins, I see the name "ProcyonLotor" on the list of candidates, and I decide that I'm not being harsh enough.

Really? This is the guy they're giving the keys to? The guy who admits to doxing minors and trying to threaten their futures for Internet trolling? The guy known for being a dick to random people all the time for no reason? They looked at everything this guy has done over the years, and decided that he should have more power?

I'm stunned. This is one of the most baffling decisions I've ever personally seen them make. In a year that has been nothing but one terrible decision after another for them so far, this manages to stand out as the worst choice of all. The only question now is how exactly it's going to bite them in the ass later.

Conwell's a good candidate though.

It's almost as though they know how shitty of decisions they are making and are just twisting the knife in because they know damn well the only thing that can stop them -- the users -- won't. Staff have made them dumb, blind, and deaf by controlling information and expect them to stay the herded cattle and sheep that they want them to be. That staff let the users step in to do their dirty voting for them but then select their own admins... astounding.

On that note, I am doing some reading of the staff chat logs for a post and came across this. In light of the recent hot-button of staff being incredibly shitty people to one another behind closed doors, I thought it was a good time to share it.

Spoiler: #site67, staff chat 5-5-2018

03:50:33: <PorgcyonLotor> Speaking of unceasing douches we shouldn't have let onto chat, VAE's made his biannual migration back onto our site
03:50:38: <PorgcyonLotor> And yeah, Reach is good people
03:51:04: <rogettingfood> reach was messaging me saying they're going to try to get back into making scp-es great again
03:51:04: <Ard> PorgcyonLotor: I dunno how you can stand to be a furry when VAElynx exists
03:51:06: <Decibelle> anyway, lets see, they bother me way less than vae, or wer, or hexi, so i already consider them less of a scourge than most anyone else in here i think
03:51:17: <Ard> Wer?
03:51:28: <Decibelle> weryllium
03:51:29: <Ard> I don’t think weryllium is that bad
03:51:39: <Bleepandroid> Whts wrong with weryllium?
03:51:47: <Decibelle> ARD: theres no one on this site i hate
03:51:51: <Ard> He’s poky about politics sure but far less so than shadow
03:52:03: <Decibelle> i just have a couple people i dislike
03:52:08: <Ard> Such is life
03:52:10: <Decibelle> like vae and hexi (and shadow, forgot him)
03:52:22: <Decibelle> i dont dislike wer but hes pushing it
03:52:24: <Ard> Ahh shadow
03:52:30: <PorgcyonLotor> ARD: it's even worse: VAE and I were the first furries of prominence on the site, together
03:52:37: <Ard> He’s the only person all of staff can agree to despise
03:52:44: <PorgcyonLotor> And we used to be buds before he was so... transparently awful
03:52:52: <PorgcyonLotor> I have a laundry list of folks I dislike but few I actively hate
03:52:56: <Ard> Except me
03:52:59: <Ard> I like using him as a tool to torture taffeta
03:53:12: <PorgcyonLotor> you can hate a tool
03:53:15: <Decibelle> the only people on this site i actually feel more strongly than dislike for are already banned
03:53:15: <Ard> In that sense he’s already more valuable than scantron
03:53:20: <PorgcyonLotor> I hate fracking but it's good at what it does
03:53:38: <PorgcyonLotor> it just has horrifying side effects
03:53:39: <MrAnakinSpecter> holy shit VAE is back
03:53:41: <Decibelle> or literally havent shown up in years to hate
03:53:43: <PorgcyonLotor> like shadow's continued presence
03:53:46: <Ard> If a tool is good I respect it
03:53:53: <Bleepandroid> Shadow is an idiot
03:53:55: <Decibelle> like i hate echo but hes been away for years
03:53:58: <Ard> And shadow is good at what he does which is be a born again Christian dumbass
03:54:00: <Decibelle> so i dont really consider him
03:54:20: <rogettingfood> I don't really care for vae but he has a special place in my heart for coining lil stalin as a nickname
03:54:35: <Ard> Man
03:54:47: <Ard> I wish zolgamax and chubert would come back
03:54:54: <Ard> Zolgamax was like
03:54:57: <Decibelle> chubert was back for like
03:54:59: <Decibelle> a few weeks at some point
03:55:03: <Ard> The first real friend I made in chat
03:55:09: <Bleepandroid> Weryllium thinks we should be less harsh in our approach to dissenting opions, and be more tolerant, and take a softer approach. I dont always agree with him, but not bad.
03:55:20: <Ard> Decibelle: yeah but that was half a year ago
03:55:21: <Ard> He was like
03:55:31: <Ard> My platonic soulmate
03:55:41: <rogettingfood> zolg was good people
03:56:12: <Ard> Zolgamax IS good people - he posted once or twice a couple months ago but dropped off again
03:56:42: <Bleepandroid> Also, Deci, chubert was back for about 2 months.
03:57:23: <MrAnakinSpecter> jeez, reach, VAE, next it'll be Aelanna
03:58:37: <Decibelle> Bleepandroid: anyway theres nothing that wrong with wer overall but he acts and talks in a way that frequently irritates me and i dont think he has any actual reedeming aspects to him aside from his writing (which doesnt count in this case) to offset how much i dislike his ""approach"" to politics
03:58:58: <Decibelle> but i dont dislike him because i can still talk to him in roget's channel
03:59:02: <Decibelle> which is a lot more than i can say about hexi
03:59:18: Bleepandroid shrugs
03:59:20: <Jekeled> Also I'm still l m a oing at vae coming back (again)
03:59:47: <MrAnakinSpecter> what people don't like weryllium
03:59:54: <Decibelle> i dont, no
04:00:38: <Bleepandroid> Like I said, I like weryl a lot, but we butt heads over certain things. Its just differences in personality to me, so I dont put much stock in it.
04:03:43: <MrAnakinSpecter> is it like me where people think i'm dense and abrasive?
04:04:01: <Bleepandroid> No
04:04:21: <Decibelle> well hes not dense
04:04:33: <Decibelle> youre not abrasive and i dont think youre dense either
04:04:46: <MrAnakinSpecter> you're too kind, deci
04:05:18: <Decibelle> glad you say that because i was typing the followup "even if sometimes things float over your head" :3
04:05:31: <Bleepandroid> Abrasive? Nah. Maybe a little dense, sometimes.
04:06:02: <MrAnakinSpecter> i'm glad tuomey's not here. he'd have a field day.
04:06:18: Bleepandroid says this even though she's in a constant state of confusion.
04:06:31: <Decibelle> dont worry
04:06:35: <Decibelle> im a total dumbass
04:06:39: <Decibelle> im self-aware of it at least
04:06:52: <Ard> I still have trouble figuring out what Decibelle sees in me
04:06:56: <MrAnakinSpecter> <LordofLaugh>: So foreigners galore <LordofLaugh>: Which isnt a bad thing mind you
04:06:57: <Ard> Presumably I'm good with clinical tone
04:07:02: <rogettingfood> Decibelle is a good judge of character
04:07:03: <MrAnakinSpecter> what is this dude even talking about
04:07:05: <Bleepandroid> If you're self aware of dumbassery it means your intelligent. Usually
04:07:31: <Decibelle> ARD: i sent you a drunk tell months ago about what i see in you
04:07:37: <Decibelle> go reread that
04:07:41: <Decibelle> : P
04:07:59: <Ard> Decibel my logs barely go back a week lol
04:08:03: <Bleepandroid> ARD you're kind of abrasive and dickish at times, but you put the foot down when you need to and generally are a good writer.
04:08:19: <Ard> Yeah I feel that
04:08:23: <Bleepandroid> Plus sick burns

Spoiler: staff in staffchat on Scantron/CWW

No clue why all of these are in quotes, just copy and pasted.

02:15:55: <TombAFK> if I put my dumb fucking opinions on my tumblr and I don’t get a job because of it, that is a) terrible and b) fair

02:16:29: <MrAnakinSpecter> scantron does exactly that, tuomey

18:11:00: <AbsentmindedNihilist> why is scantron like this

18:11:26: <Roget> vOv bitter, sour grapes?

18:11:28: <LadyKatie> Because why be a decent person when you can be Scan and be POPULAR

18:15:53: <Tuomey> as much as I dislike how we rag on scantron all the time, I don’t like them very much

16:38:36: <Roget> what is voct even going on about in 19

16:46:46: <taylor_iOStkin> Voct still makes me uncomfortable

16:51:16: <taylor_iOStkin> ChaoSera: Voct did a thing like a week and a half ago as well, tuom said that a swift kick was in order next time

16:51:26: <taylor_iOStkin> Idk if that carries to now

16:51:33: <ChaoSera> Voct always does things

16:51:54: <ChaoSera> He’s like scantron, always kind of a nuisance but nether egregitious enough to warrant a ban

16:51:54: <taylor_iOStkin> I mean agreed

16:52:05: <taylor_iOStkin> He’s much less a problem than scan

01:43:24: <Modern_Erasmus> LadyKatie: as bad as scantron can be, they’re nowhere near as bad as echo was

01:43:43: <Ard> my distaste for scantron is like, infinity

01:43:48: <Ard> but my distaste for echo is aleph-null

04:04:55: <MrAnakinSpecter> everything was fine until scantron said this: <Scantron>: sometimes i forget things… because i smoked too much WEED lol

04:08:54: <Ard> MrAnakinSpecter: i wish scantron would forget their login details

04:09:06: <Ard> also, why the hell do we still let them into chat when we banned them from the site

04:11:04: <MrAnakinSpecter> ard: one of life’s great mysteries

05:12:01: <bluesoul> not just anyone either, i’m bummed to see things end up this way with scantron

05:12:03: <taylor_iOStkin> Taffeta: lol

05:12:11: <taylor_iOStkin> bluesoul: why

05:12:19: <taylor_iOStkin> Legitimately why

05:12:21: <Roget> taylor_iOStkin: you do not know the scantron of old

05:12:24: <bluesoul> because i’ve known him for about six years and he wasn’t always this way

05:12:30: <taylor_iOStkin> Oh

05:12:35: <Roget> used to be a completely different person p much

05:12:35: <Taffeta> they

05:12:36: <bluesoul> it’s like losing a friend

05:12:51: <MobileMagnus> Also, seconded bluesoul.

05:13:57: <ProcyonLotor> old scantron’s been gone for years and we knew they were never coming back

2:19:08: <DrBleep> ARD you sound like Scantron

02:19:17: <Ard> DrBleep: Why would you wound me like that

02:19:31: <Dexanote> jesus bleep

02:19:35: <Modern_Erasmus> ARD: you can be the good scantron

02:19:38: <Dexanote> why are you so MEAN

02:19:45: <Dexanote> THERE WAS A GOOD SCANTRON

02:19:50: <MrAnakinSpecter> damn need some ice for that burn

02:19:53: <Dexanote> THEN COLLEGE COMMUNISM HAPPENED

02:20:03: Dexanote stares out into space, lamenting better days.

05:11:03: <Clef> maybe my prejudice against Scantron is making me fucking pissed off for no reason

05:11:13: <Dexanote> Whatd scan do this time

05:11:28: <Clef> well

05:11:38: <Clef> to be completely honest, my title for my 4k entry is a bit clickbaity

05:14:13: <Clef> Apparently it made scantron butthurt because it broke his formatting module or something.

05:14:16: Clef shrugs

05:14:36: <Clef> I need to stop being pissed at scantron

05:14:51: <Dexanote> Scan just makes me sad

05:14:54: <Dexanote> They could be so cool

05:14:57: <Dexanote> But then they aren’t

05:15:29: <Clef> if they were rightist, they’d be just as bad as the rpc fuckheads

05:15:41: <Dexanote> Yeah

05:15:48: <Wogglebug> well

05:15:57: <Wogglebug> at least scantron has some amount of talent

05:16:51: <Dexanote> Agreed

05:17:03: <Clef> he’s never crossed the fishmonger line

05:17:09: <Clef> but I fucking hate his username and shit

05:17:18: <Ard> lol

05:17:30: <Clef> “Communism Will Win.” Eat my fucking ass you red.

05:17:38: <Ard> Lmfao

21:16:22: <Ard> she’s worse than scantron because at least scantron writes

21:16:23: <Modern_Erasmus> Yeah

21:16:27: <trets> Roget: ConnieCommie

03:39:07: <Ard> Insulting scantron should count as a public service

03:39:22: <MrAnakinSpecter> nah, the kids love them

03:39:33: <Ard> Kids love Logan Paul too

03:39:39: <Decibelle> i mean i know people who can tolerate them

03:39:54: <Ard> People tolerate late stage capitalism

03:40:28: <MrAnakinSpecter> i think it’s mostly kids though? like their humor is similar to a lot of teenagers and i personally don’t care for that or their attitude, but eh it is what it is

03:40:59: <Decibelle> i feel like comparing scantron and late stage capitalism is like comparing 5-star restaurant food and dust mites

03:41:12: <MrAnakinSpecter> they’d hate the comparison, too

03:41:22: <MrAnakinSpecter> scantron is like the definition of a champagne socialist

03:41:26: <Ard> Decibelle: not true because people only hate the dust mites

03:41:58: <PorgcyonLotor> While I’d agree with deci we’d probably disagree about which one corresponds to which

03:42:00: <Ard> Scantron is literally just a douche who writes well

03:42:14: <Bleepandroid> Have to agree

03:42:19: <MrAnakinSpecter> dust mites also consume the waste of society

03:42:58: <Decibelle> no one wants to touch the 5-star restaurant food in that comparison?

03:43:26: <Ard> They’re constantly snarky and passive aggressive, they put no contact orders on people for wholly arbitrary reasons, they have zero self awareness, and I still haven’t forgotten the time scantron drove Niles to tears during the solar eclipse by berating her for shit she had no control over

03:43:53: <Ard> Scantron is a cock nozzle whom we are enabling because they constantly skirt the line

03:43:54: <MrAnakinSpecter> ?

03:44:12: <Bleepandroid> Again, have to agree with ARD

03:44:24: <Decibelle> i think my point is being missed

03:44:25: <PorgcyonLotor> Putting it mildly, ARD

03:44:31: <Bleepandroid> Honestly, we need to give him the greenwolf treatment

03:44:35: <MrAnakinSpecter> that and all the teens would flip the fuck out if we kicked them

03:44:36: <Decibelle> them

03:44:37: <Bleepandroid> Them*

03:44:43: <Ard> I have no respect for scantron whatsoever. They do not deserve it

03:44:45: <Bleepandroid> I realized my hiccup

03:44:53: <Bleepandroid> Right as you sent that deci

03:44:53: <Decibelle> anakin no one actually supports scantron that much

03:45:03: <Decibelle> no one even supported djoric that much

03:45:04: <Ard> Scantron is one of the few people on this site I actually dislike

03:45:42: <Ard> Because frankly

03:45:44: <Ard> They deserve it

03:46:02: <MrAnakinSpecter> deci: i like people ):

03:46:09: <Decibelle> i didnt even really have a point i was just making a joke off of the initial comparison

03:46:29: <Ard> Decibelle: comparing scantron to capitalism is one of the way I express my distaste for them

03:46:49: <Ard> I would call them a tool but tools have use

03:46:50: <Decibelle> well, i know you dont hate capitalism as much as scantron so i already take the comparison lightly

03:47:07: <Ard> Fair enough

03:47:45: <Decibelle> also because capitalism is actively a scourge on humanity overall while scantron is only a scourge on uh, the number of people scantron’s made cry plus kaktus, ard, and procyon

03:47:50: <Ard> If I had to pick between two buttons — one to ban scantron forever and one to instantly establish universal luxury gay space communism — I would slam the ban button so fast it would make Marx’s was spin in his grave

03:48:02: <Ard> *marx’s Head

03:48:58: <Ard> Scantron is a scourge on this site

03:49:16: <Ard> They are an unceasing douche and it annoys me to no end that we let them back in

05:57:09: <Taffeta> Also, Scantron can be a good writer when they want to be.

05:57:31: <Taffeta> Shadow mouth-fucking himself to the GOC logo is not that.

05:57:33: <Ard> it’s too bad they’re a fuckhead the rest of the time

05:57:37: <Ard> scantron, anyways

05:57:56: <Ard> i can’t fathom why you RP with him

05:58:23: <Taffeta> They’re not even active in the RP anymore

05:58:37: <Ard> oh cool

05:58:46: <ProcyonLotor> They have not been active for ages and ages

05:58:51: <Ard> by the way what’s wolf and wizard

05:59:29: <Ard> Taffeta: you mentioned a while back you were in a JJBA style rp with em

05:59:46: <Taffeta> ARD: Yeah exactly

05:59:48: <Taffeta> They stepped down

06:00:00: <Taffeta> Said they lost interest in 19, so /shrug

06:00:02: <Ard> hm

06:00:12: <Ard> if only they’d leave 19

06:00:35: <Taffeta> Ow

06:01:06: <Conwell> Damn ARD, going for the throat tonight

06:01:24: <Ard> i hate scantron almost as much as Taffeta hates shadow

06:01:37: <Conwell> I can see that

06:01:41: <Conwell> XD

06:03:31: <Ard> he’s an armchair communist, he takes criticism about as well as a bullet to the chest, he’s persistently and annoyingly flippant, and he blows up at people for not being able to fix his complaints when they haven’t even got the power to do so

06:03:48: <Ard> i still haven’t forgotten how he drove niles nearly to the point of tears

06:04:28: <Conwell> Yikes

06:04:43: <Conwell> I mean, I have no love of scan either, but, damn…

06:05:06: <Ard> He’s never bannably annoying either

06:05:17: <Ard> I haven’t got a clue why we didn’t boot him forever for the shit he pulled during the eclipse

06:05:23: <Ard> but in any event

06:05:25: <Ard> he just keeps skirting by

06:05:44: <Ard> Shadow is nowhere near this bad

06:05:56: <Ard> Shadow suffers from a critical lack of self awareness and social skills but the kid means well

06:06:06: <Taffeta> I know, which is what makes me wanting to gouge his eyes out even more irritating for me

06:06:13: <Randomini> shadow is flooring the accelerator and driving poorly so might crash

06:06:21: <Randomini> scantron is flooring the accelerator and doing burnouts

06:06:28: <Randomini> never going anywhere

06:06:30: <Randomini> and unlikely to crash

06:06:38: <Ard> but i’m sick of hearing the car squeal

06:06:41: <Taffeta> but still pretty irritating

06:06:43: <Taffeta> yeah lol

06:06:53: <Conwell> XD

06:07:02: <Conwell> Dat analogy tho, Randomini

06:07:11: <Randomini> that thick scent of rubber that fills your nose

06:07:14: <Randomini> that’s communism

06:07:25: <Ard> He’s just inherently unlikable

06:08:01: <Taffeta> I don’t think they’re inherently unlikable but fuck they can be a major dick at times

06:08:28: <Ard> once you get to know scantron you wish you didn’t

06:09:36: <Randomini> scantron is the sun and ARD flew too close

06:09:45: <Randomini> nice one icarus

06:10:00: <Taffeta> dick icarus

06:10:01: <Conwell> Randomini: That’s what you get for going cheap on the wax

06:10:18: <Ard> that implies that scantron is still beloved by all

06:10:19: <Randomini> kiDickarus

06:10:47: <Ard> but you’re right

06:10:54: <Ard> I did like him at one point

06:11:00: <ProcyonLotor> I’d agree with inherently unlikeable

06:11:01: <Randomini> ARD: no, some people think he’s a god, but anyone who’s made a study of it has found him to just be a bunch of gas

06:11:03: <Ard> but that point has long since passed

06:11:09: <Ard> Randomini: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

06:11:11: <Ard> nice lol

06:11:13: <Randomini> the analogy holds

06:11:20: <ProcyonLotor> Even in uncontroversial areas he is just genuinely unpleasant

You'll notice ARD is particularly dickish all the time about Scantron. He went on to become/was an Admin at the times of these statements. It's no wonder that the staff's image problem is finally catching up to them. Procyon as admin is worse. If he gets admin, I'll have to do a special staffchat drop of his quotes. Him as admin + kaktus maybe winning the 6k without the buttress of way better writers to help him out. ..I think end times must be here. Not much longer now.

 

[Furret]

Looks like we're not the only ones who are mortified by Procyon being promoted. Kaktus also has some choice words for the decision, and is even threatening to quit if it goes through.

Looks like staff have finally fucked up badly enough that they're going to be hit where it really hurts. Kaktus, as much as we shit on him here, is undeniably a boon for the wider SCP community. His articles are extremely popular and have well-structured narratives, so they're a big part of what keeps the offsite content engine running. If he calls it quits over Procyon's promotion, the effects will be felt in every part of the SCP community, not just the inner rings.

We're at a crossroads here. Either staff caves and walks back Procyon's promotion, or we're in for a wild ride. Either way, SCP staff are finding out that there's only so many retarded decisions you can make before it catches up with you.

I apologize for my recent dramatics, they are autistic, but I'm pretty excited about this.

 

[ToS]

Looks like we're not the only ones who are mortified by Procyon being promoted. Kaktus also has some choice words for the decision, and is even threatening to quit if it goes through.

Looks like staff have finally fucked up badly enough that they're going to be hit where it really hurts. Kaktus, as much as we shit on him here, is undeniably a boon for the wider SCP community. His articles are extremely popular and have well-structured narratives, so they're a big part of what keeps the offsite content engine running. If he calls it quits over Procyon's promotion, the effects will be felt in every part of the SCP community, not just the inner rings.

We're at a crossroads here. Either staff caves and walks back Procyon's promotion, or we're in for a wild ride. Either way, SCP staff are finding out that there's only so many retarded decisions you can make before it catches up with you.

Maybe Mann can tell Procyon to take one for the team and decline the nomination so that Kaktus won't cleave the site with a tantrum. I'm sure Procyon will love that idea, seeing how much he loves kaktus. What does that make an admin then? Must be kak-endorsed? (Haha I love it, it's allllmost like the FABLED YURT.) Procyon just might do it for Mann too though, exactly like AdminBright decided that he was merely tired and it was whelp just time to step down fellas, whelp time to delete Doctor Doctor Doctor boys. Gotta give them their loyalty to one another.

Also the timing of this is hilarious to me: four days ago I sent a DM to Mann, feeling like an idiot for doing so, but I did it anyway. I told him that he should do the right thing that he knows he should have done a long time ago and ban AdminBright. That doing so would help heal some wounds between their obviously broken staff and the users. I told him that the trajectory of his role as the de facto Gears v2 of the site and the trajectory of remaining loyal to his shitty but long-time site chums are on a collision course. I asked him to read a critique of his and staff's decision making. He never replied, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he was too busy. But after reading this, I think he'll get the message without me.

 

[BurnerPhone]

Looks like we're not the only ones who are mortified by Procyon being promoted. Kaktus also has some choice words for the decision, and is even threatening to quit if it goes through.

Looks like staff have finally fucked up badly enough that they're going to be hit where it really hurts. Kaktus, as much as we shit on him here, is undeniably a boon for the wider SCP community. His articles are extremely popular and have well-structured narratives, so they're a big part of what keeps the offsite content engine running. If he calls it quits over Procyon's promotion, the effects will be felt in every part of the SCP community, not just the inner rings.

We're at a crossroads here. Either staff caves and walks back Procyon's promotion, or we're in for a wild ride. Either way, SCP staff are finding out that there's only so many retarded decisions you can make before it catches up with you.

I apologize for my recent dramatics, they are autistic, but I'm pretty excited about this.

It'd be really funny if he decided to pull all of his work for the lulz

 

[ToS]

It'd be really funny if he decided to pull all of his work for the lulz

Yeah and then they'd just vote to keep them all anyway LOL

 

[Peru oso donas]

Yeah and then they'd just vote to keep them all anyway LOL

If that happens how likely will it be for Kaktus to make an account here to air his dirty laundry just like a certain someone?

 

[Furret]

If that happens how likely will it be for Kaktus to make an account here to air his dirty laundry just like a certain someone?

That would be extremely funny, but I doubt he wants to throw away his reputation like that. He's only going to quit in a way that makes him look good in the eyes of the wiki.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

@ToS if you dig around in the logs I believe that I had conversations with other admins when I was in power specifically about how we’d have to be scraping the bottom of the barrel to promote ProcyonLotor. Might have happened in Discord, so I hope you find some of it, but regardless I’m amazed to see this happening given that I know for a fact at least some of those involved know how poor this idea is specifically.

 

[Furret]

The vote on Admin promotions appears to have stalled. Two of the active Admins have not yet voted, and Aismallard actually voted no on Procyon's promotion, so I think they've realized that promoting Procyon makes them look really bad and widens the gap between staff and users even further.

In other news, Taylor is taking an extended break from staff work for the wiki.

 

[Punished “Venom” pH]

The vote on Admin promotions appears to have stalled. Two of the active Admins have not yet voted, and Aismallard actually voted no on Procyon's promotion, so I think they've realized that promoting Procyon makes them look really bad and widens the gap between staff and users even further.

In other news, Taylor is taking an extended break from staff work for the wiki.

I think this might be the first time an election of an administrator hasn’t been unanimous acclimation, definitely the first since the modern election system was put into place. Wow. I’m stunned.

 

[Furret]

I think this might be the first time an election of an administrator hasn’t been unanimous acclimation, definitely the first since the modern election system was put into place. Wow. I’m stunned.

I have heard (although I can't find anything on O5 Command to actually support this) that Admin promotions require a unanimous vote to even go through, so Aismallard might have just killed Procyon's chances of being promoted. Even if that's not actually how it works, the lack of a vote from two extremely active Admins (Zyn and TSAT) who have to have seen the thread by now seems to indicate that something's going on in the background that we're not privy to.

 

[ToS]

In other news, Taylor is taking an extended break from staff work for the wiki.

Good Taylor_itkin, now the whole staff for a month. You were just on vacation. I hope you don’t do this in your real job, your coworkers are gonna resent you.

“many staff members have my phone number in case of emergency”

This is what I’m talking about, what emergency? What could possibly happen to where the fate of the Wiki would come down to Tay Tay being contacted? It doesn’t exist. These people wear towels over their shoulders and think they are superheroes.

 

[Furret]

Kaktus has decided that now's a good time to start publicly posting some of the things staff have been saying behind closed doors. So far, he's only posted one thing, which I have attached below. He's calling for a bunch of promotions and demotions, and I personally agree with his suggestions. The current power clique of staffers have demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are not capable of making the hard decisions that need to be made if the wiki is to avoid a mass exodus of talented people. The structures established during the era when TroyL was the closest thing the wiki had to a head Admin simply do not work anymore, and it's clear that getting rid of them will require the removal of many high-ranking staffers.

 

[Gar For Archer]

As a side note, maybe this thread should be moved back to Community Watch? At this point like 95% of the thread is about the behind the scenes drama and goings-ons and not the “media” part of SCP.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

Kaktus has decided that now's a good time to start publicly posting some of the things staff have been saying behind closed doors. So far, he's only posted one thing, which I have attached below. He's calling for a bunch of promotions and demotions, and I personally agree with his suggestions. The current power clique of staffers have demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are not capable of making the hard decisions that need to be made if the wiki is to avoid a mass exodus of talented people. The structures established during the era when TroyL was the closest thing the wiki had to a head Admin simply do not work anymore, and it's clear that getting rid of them will require the removal of many high-ranking staffers.

You know things have gotten bad when DJ "jizz those upvotes all over my chest" Kaktus is the voice of reason.

 

[Furret]

As a side note, maybe this thread should be moved back to Community Watch? At this point like 95% of the thread is about the behind the scenes drama and goings-ons and not the “media” part of SCP.

The problem with doing that is that what gets discussed in this thread can vary wildly depending on what's going on with the wiki. When the Procyon saga concludes, we might have nothing to talk about but the actual writing for a bit, and then we might go back to talking about the community if some drama flares up, and so on.

You know things have gotten bad when DJ "jizz those upvotes all over my chest" Kaktus is the voice of reason.

It's weird how the two main traits people associate with Kaktus (good writer, consistently awful presence in the community) have reversed since he went on hiatus for a bit due to writer's block. I think his 6kon entry is massively overrated (expect a post about that and some of the other entries when the contest ends), but he seems much more reasonable than he was prior to the break. I can live with this.

 

[bettermybutter]

At this point I think Kaktus just needs to draw attention to it, positive or negative.

If anything, recent events have proven that the staff aren't stoic, mysterious figures but, well, people, with all the flaws that entails. They can crack under pressure, and while Bright is a fairly sensitive and weak example since it didn't even take 100 downvotes (or loss of votes) for him to ring up his political harem of SCP staff to delete DDD, it's still evidence nonetheless.

With that in mind, consider what a swarm of (mostly angry) people piling in the DM's of staff, on wikidot and otherwise, asking what's the deal with this Proc guy will do to them.

I can't recall who pointed it out first, but if a nobody with next to no presence on the wiki besides a few posts and comments managed to cause enough of a ruckus to get a decade-old article taken down, imagine what the authors and community can do to get things done. It's perfectly obvious the staff don't have as tight a grip on things as they thought.

I also can't believe nobody else thought it was kinda funny staff almost instantly deleted DDD when Bright asked, but won't concede to anyone else's requests.

 

[ToS]

I also can't believe nobody else thought it was kinda funny staff almost instantly deleted DDD when Bright asked, but won't concede to anyone else's requests.

DDD also tellingly isn’t on http://scparticlearchive.wikidot.com/