SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

Eskisehir

formerly subtletea, constantly tired
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It's somewhat common for staff to be moved to an 'inactive' or legacy position when they leave. I don't think people get demoted unless it's specifically for disciplinary reasons and even then we've only had one person banned through being censured since it was put into place as a policy (Cimmerian).

So it's not that he faked his resignation, per se, but that actually looking at his wiki and staff activity is a much better metric.
 

vdnb6

Are you the kind of guy to have a KF account?
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Big edit: Ohhh shit I missed some things. Check these out, they’ve made public statements and new policies:

http://05command.wikidot.com/forum/t-13292997/a-statement-on-recent-events https://archive.md/m3kYG
Now that I’ve slept on it, I don’t think I’m all that happy with the public statement. Assuming that everything here is truthful, calling the situation a “staff member and former staff member having sent NSFW messages to a minor” is greatly downplaying what the actual situation looked like. Also, there’s no mention of the fact that the issue with staff and the community extends far among these two. I’ve seen no word on whether anything is going to be done about Roget, DjKaktus, Uncle Nicolini, Randomini, or any of the other weirdos who’ve been discussed in this thread or been reported to AH only for the problem to fall on deaf ears.

Also I don't get the defense of Bright; I actually found his OC to be the shittiest. What else did he do beyond self-insert himself as this immortal dude who can swap bodies like a more autistic Proteus from X-men?
From what I’ve seen the actual answer to this is that Bright was a big deal in the earlier days of the SCP Foundation and put in a ton of work as an admin and he’s been riding that high ever since. Prior to retirement, though, he hadn’t done anything really significant for several years and his decade-long presence on the site has been full of abuses of power. I don’t fully understand it either.
 

Lord of the Large Pants

Chicks dig giant robots.
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Is this the first time in the history of the world a website has had a "don't abuse your janitor position to sleep with (possibly underage) users" rule? Especially on a site with a theme that, in theory, has no particular sexual bent. Just saying it out loud makes my head hurt.

... maybe this very topic is some kind of SCP? Or maybe the real SCP was the friends we made along the way.
 

AoS

with gusto
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Psyantroos said:
First:
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Damn, them some good grammar sentences. Did they run this through the draft forums first?

Second:
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Can someone legal savvy explain what actually would constitute “in an official capacity” here? I have no idea what that means.

Third:
I don't know if anyone else caught this, but I thought it was a chuckler:
PurpleMan69 said:
I was wondering that myself last night, so I took a gander at the GoFundMe page to see if there's any updates. Unfortunately, they haven't posted an update since March 11th, however in that update message they mentioned that the next hearing date is April 21st (which was a week ago mind you). Now due to the Corona Virus situation going around, I wouldn't be too surprised if the hearing got postponed; but even then, I would imagine some sort of update in regards of being transparent, yknow?
-from this post on April 29th.

Then, almost as if taking notes:
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Heh.
 
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John Merston

the return and dislike
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One SCP that sticks out the most for me is SCP-818. He's a child that has literal godlike powers, but is autistic. Not the "socially awkward super-genius" type of autistic, but the "non-verbal, runs in circles, and hits self when upset" type of autistic. It even describes his autism as a disability. Did I mention that he's black?

Such an article would never fly in the modern SCP world.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Well. Ain’t this a bit of a fucking mess. They’re in a quandary.

It speaks for itself how this could go wrong in so many ways,
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they’re trying to set things right.
But this? It opens up way too many cans of worms that could be spawned by this.

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Or... you know... just be fucking transparent and break down your gay little private court. Then have tribunals like actual Wikipedia. Fuck, this isn't hard you elitist faggots.
 

Mexican_Wizard_711

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The age requirement being raised is nothing more but a bandaid on the open axe wound that is the Pedophile cabal behind scenes within staff. In essence, this fixes nothing.

Also, we are going to do anti-scp memes, I suggest someone make an scp version of this.
Here is a good one:

🎶
It's obvious we have pedophiles in the
SCP Foundation.
They be spy'in in your threads
They banning your friends
Tryna groom em so y'all need to
Hide your kids, hide your IP
And hide your email cuz they're grooming every minor out here
You don't have to come and confess
We're lookin for you
We gonna expose you
So you can run and tell that, Pedos

We got your porn accounts
You done left evidence and all
You guys are so dumb
You are really dumb--for real
🎵

 

vdnb6

Are you the kind of guy to have a KF account?
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lmfao, holy shit a normal website doesn't need shit like this, only when you've got a ton of pedos who've gotten too comfortable do you need to do this stuff
It’s gotten pretty bad. There are a lot more that haven’t been covered by this thread. Looking at you, HumidHermit/running4waifu. (Side note, I tried to find this guy’s disc thread again and couldn’t. I’m wondering if it was deleted.) A lot of the people in the Anti-Harassment Team log of bans fit the bill too. There are so many of them that just slip away quietly, whether or not they actually get banned.
 

AnOminous

Really?
True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
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Or... you know... just be fucking transparent and break down your gay little private court. Then have tribunals like actual Wikipedia. Fuck, this isn't hard you elitist faggots.
Or, I dunno, try not being a bunch of fucking pedos. Why should a glorified creepypasta site even need rules about whether minors can join unless they're doing some seriously fucked up shit?

And anyone involved in any way with any of this shit should seriously check up on their local laws. In many states, it's literally a crime to know about something like child grooming and not report it. In some, it's a crime if you're in a particular profession like education or a social worker, or it bumps it up to a felony. These dumb, ass-covering rules would just be evidence of a coordinated plan to cover shit up.

Holy shit, putting sociopathic D-Class personnel in charge of the Foundation was a mistake.
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
True & Honest Fan
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Or, I dunno, try not being a bunch of fucking pedos. Why should a glorified creepypasta site even need rules about whether minors can join unless they're doing some seriously fucked up shit?

And anyone involved in any way with any of this shit should seriously check up on their local laws. In many states, it's literally a crime to know about something like child grooming and not report it. In some, it's a crime if you're in a particular profession like education or a social worker, or it bumps it up to a felony. These dumb, ass-covering rules would just be evidence of a coordinated plan to cover shit up.

Holy shit, putting sociopathic D-Class personnel in charge of the Foundation was a mistake.
Honestly, the D-class would have better morals for the most part. Like yeah, there's a batch that are pedos, but the large majority of them would gang murder them and then run it better.

They're literally more subhuman than the felons they use as disposables.
 

BroccoliBrain

my corpus callosum is green
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Was the previous age limit always just 15 years old or was it lowered from a higher age?

I'm surprised most of the users are so young. Maybe they put unimaginable value in their place at the SCP clique where they get to feel mature for being into fiction so dark and pseudo-intellectual (I know I did) but I used to think that the barriers to joining were high enough to prevent this in the name of good-quality stories. I could stomach bureaucratic autism and elitist authorship being SCP Wiki's downfall but no, instead it's degeneracy on the level of furry horrorcows? I'm so, so disappointed.

When they went woke I thought that was just posing but now I think there's no doubt they were using rainbow flags as both their shield and a beacon to draw in even more mentally fucked teens to the slaughter. Not saying gay teens are mentally ill, I'm talking about the unstable virtue signalling snowflakes Onision would target.
 

Upcast

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Someone might of already posted this but I’m not looking though 50+ pages, so here you go. This is a google doc someone within that discord wrote to record the entire ERP session. So if you don’t wanna see it, don’t click it, you’ve been warned.
 

BroccoliBrain

my corpus callosum is green
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Someone might of already posted this but I’m not looking though 50+ pages, so here you go. This is a google doc someone within that discord wrote to record the entire ERP session. So if you don’t wanna see it, don’t click it, you’ve been warned.
Did you even think of archiving this? Here, I did it for you:
Imagine the person on the other end who doesn't want this out there, all he has to do is delete it or *ahem* [REDACT] the incriminating parts and we'd be none the wiser. ALWAYS. ARCHIVE.

edit: Is this supposed to be the RP between Z and Gabriel Jade? I skimmed for about 2 seconds because I'm not invested enough to comb through this crap, but if so, I'd like to point out what they've put in the content warnings at the start, claiming all characters are over 18, when one of the players acting as the raped victim character fucking wasn't. Classy.
 

HIVidaBoheme

Intersectional basic bitch
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Here's the first public YouTube video on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHo_5o7wVsA

It's by @Uzbeki, so I don't know if it means anything.
If anything this would take away credibility given it's the screeching autist known for being the owner of the openly hostile rival site.

Hopefully some of the other youtubers contacted decide to go ahead and direct attention to all of this they have tried to hide.
 

BroccoliBrain

my corpus callosum is green
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Funny how we're containing and securing their pedo-degeneracy, not to seal it away from prying eyes but in fact inform the public of it. We don't want things being [redacted] or [expunged]. Archive, Point, Laugh.

I'm impatient as fuck and keep forgetting archive.md exists but since I remembered, all it takes for you is copying and pasting a URL of whatever you'd like to preserve then waiting a few seconds. And now you've learnt something new today, I know I did, because I thought Google Documents couldn't be archived. @Upcast where did you find the link to this?
 
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