Second Annual DSP Census Phase One - Question Collection

Haunter

True & Honest Fan
Retired Staff
kiwifarms.net
Post question suggestions for the second annual (not actually annual) DSP census here. Here is the first census.

A few ideas I have at the moment:

I think Phil is using Kat

I think Kat is using Phil

I think they have a mutually meaningful relationship
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I think Phil is in legitimate financial trouble

I think his money problems are mostly made up
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I used to be a fan of Phil's

I've always been a "Detractor"
 

gin_nose

kiwifarms.net
I want phil to keep both houses
I want Phil to lose his washington condo so he has to move back to CT
I want phil to lose both his houses and be homeless
 

Windows 98

$3000 lemon pc
kiwifarms.net
I have always believed the tax story.
I have never believed the tax story.
I don't know what to believe because Phil lies so much, I'm just here for the ride.

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The horse is a gold digger.
The horse loves phil, true and ahnest!
The horse has no strong feelings and just wants a stable over her head.
 

Phil Factor

B.A. in Business
kiwifarms.net
Kat was knocked up before the wedding.
Kat got knocked up on the wedding night.
Kat will get knocked up by end of 2019.
Or something like that.

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Phil will keep both houses.
Phil will sell the WA house.
Phill will sell the CT house.

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Superblindman will be a mod.
Henk will be a mod.
Planetjeff will be a mod.
None of the above will be a mod.
 

Kosher Dill

Potato Chips
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
All these "Will Phil do ____" questions are no good for an annual census. Whatever happens, I think he's going to keep dragging his current situation out for years.

How about:Kat (loves/doesn't love) Phil
Kat (is/isn't) seeing someone on the side
Phil's claimed tax situation is (totally fake/wildly exaggerated/more or less accurate)
Phil (does/doesn't) have a secret health problem he's storing up for a rainy day

Also:
Kat got knocked up on the wedding night.
You'd have to be a sucker to vote for this, the chances of Phil successfully seeing The Act through to completion on any single occasion are pretty low.
 

N0thingICanDo

I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)
kiwifarms.net
Do you think Phil is:

An actively practicing alcoholic?

A former alcoholic who can now drink from time to time

Never an alcoholic


Phil and his Gin and Tonxic

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