Anthony Michael Hall did that shit better, but without becoming a middle-aged bearded troon.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT
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Anthony Michael Hall did that shit better, but without becoming a middle-aged bearded troon.
The latter. Cucked implies an initial human contact. He is pining for affection he will never receive.
He wouldn't be satisfied even if he did receive it. He lives in such a bubble that he's idealised absolutely everything and no human being could ever live up to those fantasies, whether as a friend, a lover, a colleague, a boss, or a parent.
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I can't believe how much of a thirsty cuck Jake is. Jeeze, get a fleshlight, man.
Oh, no. No fleshlight for Jake, you see he is asexual so he can't possibly be some super thirsty creeper! The dude even did some long boring interview about being a "asexual game maker" or some shit for his asexual bonafides.
I think Jake finally realized his appearance and personality sent out every red flag known to womankind to stay far the fuck away so he opted for the trans/asexual schtick to negate the "danger to not engage" alarms that go off any time he gets near a woman.
It's hard, and I don't, believe any guy could be "asexual" his entire life. The only way I can even half-way buy it is if he's on some psych medicines that basically kill all sexual drive and function.
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Jake is more of an incel than asexual.
Does this furry-footed burrower ever come across as a nice guy? He seems bitter, cynical and self-absorbed in most of his posts.
Yeah, SSRIs can impact male sexual performance and Wellbutrin kills the sex drive. SSRIs and it are often prescribed together so that's a common outcome. If you go off them though, that all comes rushing back. And Wellbutrin doesn't always kill the sex drive and it can counteract the sexual side effects of SSRIs. But yeah it does happen.
He has no sex drive because he's on a steady diet of FLUORIDE funneled into his face by his TRENDY liberal mom - he's another CASUALTY of the ANIMATED CONTEST OF LIBERTY. 1776.
Yeah, but he's sublimated that incel rage that Roger Elliot used against chads against gamergaters and 'nazis' which means anyone right of Bernie Sanders. Where Elliot ranted about how PUAs were both dumb meatheads and desired by women, Jake rants about how right-wingers are all simultaneously NEET losers and also controlling every aspect of America. The bloke (and he is a fucking bloke) goes on these antic stages about his perceived enemies.
The day twitter falls is the day his life is over.
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This really describes/explains a few of the Rat Kings.
Especially the ones who keep trying to force themselves on lesbians and into women only spaces.
He's kind of odd in that he hates incels and chads alike. I'm not sure there are any men at all he likes/respects/admires.
He must have a SomethingAwful account. Prototypical goon.
It's the same sort of thing a lot of SJWs do, they don't see the anti-male talk from chicks is a kind of shit test. It's a dead end and it leads to Jake Alley's wretched existence. A stinking bedraggled bearded balding corpulent manchild too scared to leave the house yet unable to support himself because of a self-created fragility and victimhood.
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Over 15 years ago, Jake "Googleshng" Alley attempted to beg for money from internet randoms instead of having to get a job. Jake was upset because he was in a "serious need of money" to pay bills and buy food for himself and his mom, and unless he was able to panhandle online he would be forced to "actually start leaving the house and working all day." This was such a horrendous thought to Jake, who just knew he would "come home in a lousy mood with a measly ammount [sic] of cash" and would only be able to "churn out a crummy RPGamer column" and not have time to post his Googleshng "rants" about anime/hentai/video games/etc.
The unemployed layabout Jake Alley blamed his mother's home astrology business' lack of customers for causing him to not have any money.
Over 15 years later, Jake still doesn't have a job and instead managed to put himself (and/or his mother) in thousands of dollars of debt due to The Massive vs. the masses, and still spends all his time sperging on Twitter about Gamergate, trannies, Pathfinder, and begging CHELSAY to fuck him.
The unemployed layabout Jake Alley blamed his mother's home astrology business' lack of customers for causing him to not have any money.
Will Rant For Food
Sorry for kinda skipping the last week, I've been really busy lately. Yes, that's right. Me. Busy. Scary huh?
As you may have guessed by the title, I am in serious need of money at the moment. I don't just mean money for buying games or anime or anything. I need money for like food and bills and such. That's why I've been so busy lately, trying to get a job. Now as a brief intermission, here's the next two issues of that Slime World Doushinji.
Those cracked me up. Sure they require knowledge of about a dozen obscure things, but if you know them all, it boils down to a hilarious mixture.
Now then, as I was saying, I need money. Therefore, unless I somehow get money from nowhere, very soon I will need to actually start leaving the house and working all day. Then I'll come home in a lousy mood with a measly ammount of cash to pay the phone bill, maybe churn out a crummy RPGamer column, and fall asleep to repeat it the next day. Not a good concept, especially since it leaves no time for stuff like this page.
This is why I have decided to follow the joking advice of someone I know and hit you people up for money.
Heck, if you're willing to spend $20 to see a movie that may or may not be even remotely watchable, sending me 5 bucks a week to entertain you is a bargain right? Take that as a joke if you want, but it WOULD honestly help me out a LOT. Anyway, if you really feel like helping me out, just wad some cash into an envelope and send it on over to this little P.O. Box... on second thought that might get me physical flames... don't want that.
Oh, fine, if you want to get something for that money, check out my mom's home astrology business. The fact that nobody has is WHY I'm so broke here. Anyway, sorry to bug you all with this stuff, but uh... let's see... ah! How about this? When I finish my game, you'll be the first to get your hands on the demo... and I'll put up some weird extras here only, deal?
Sorry for kinda skipping the last week, I've been really busy lately. Yes, that's right. Me. Busy. Scary huh?
As you may have guessed by the title, I am in serious need of money at the moment. I don't just mean money for buying games or anime or anything. I need money for like food and bills and such. That's why I've been so busy lately, trying to get a job. Now as a brief intermission, here's the next two issues of that Slime World Doushinji.
Now then, as I was saying, I need money. Therefore, unless I somehow get money from nowhere, very soon I will need to actually start leaving the house and working all day. Then I'll come home in a lousy mood with a measly ammount of cash to pay the phone bill, maybe churn out a crummy RPGamer column, and fall asleep to repeat it the next day. Not a good concept, especially since it leaves no time for stuff like this page.
This is why I have decided to follow the joking advice of someone I know and hit you people up for money.
Heck, if you're willing to spend $20 to see a movie that may or may not be even remotely watchable, sending me 5 bucks a week to entertain you is a bargain right? Take that as a joke if you want, but it WOULD honestly help me out a LOT. Anyway, if you really feel like helping me out, just wad some cash into an envelope and send it on over to this little P.O. Box... on second thought that might get me physical flames... don't want that.Oh, fine, if you want to get something for that money, check out my mom's home astrology business. The fact that nobody has is WHY I'm so broke here.
Anyway, sorry to bug you all with this stuff, but uh... let's see... ah! How about this? When I finish my game, you'll be the first to get your hands on the demo... and I'll put up some weird extras here only, deal? Over 15 years later, Jake still doesn't have a job and instead managed to put himself (and/or his mother) in thousands of dollars of debt due to The Massive vs. the masses, and still spends all his time sperging on Twitter about Gamergate, trannies, Pathfinder, and begging CHELSAY to fuck him.
Oh god why did I read all of that, I need a shower.
So Jake is basically saying he's a towering, hairy, fat hulk with a micropenis? I guess that could explain a lot, I mean if you're a guy but your dick is less than one inch long it could lead to some confusion and insecurity I suppose. I don't know if I believe Jake or that he dreams of getting PIV sex on occasion but I really don't want to dwell any further on the idea of his twisted sexual disorders and fantasy life.
Mom's home astrology business, welp, that explain a lot. Also, the levels of lazy fuck just never seem to end with this guy. Holy shit.
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@repentance wasn't there some mermaid thing from SA he sperged about? I don't know if he was a goon goon, but he at least read the site.
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It's extremely rare but there are people that simply don't like contact or relationships, granted most of them have tried once or twice. How can one be asexual really until you've had sex and realized you don't like it.
The only memorable mermaid thing in recent years was the Mermaid Shelly thing. It got a front page article so he may have read about it without being a paid member.
https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/mermaid-shelly/1/
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