Let's Learn Gnomish
Lesson 2: Damn Near
What can be damn near? In descending order of frequency:
Damn near everyone (x10)
Damn near every [consumer media] (x5)
Damn near every trans person (x3)
Damn near every day (x2)
Damn near everyone I know (x2)
Damn near a 50/50 split
Damn near a year ago
Damn near all of the above [RPG activities]
Damn near any random person off the street
Damn near anyone
Damn near anyone else
Damn near anything
Damn near daily basis
Damn near every inch of column space
Damn near every media outlet and game developer
Damn near every possible context
Damn near every post
Damn near every single GG twitter account
Damn near every single person I follow
Damn near every single woman to ever work in the industry
Damn near every time
Damn near every trans-supportive cis person
Damn near every way [of trans-coding a character]
Damn near every woman
Damn near everyone I cared about
Damn near everyone I've ever trusted
Damn near everyone's [RPG] world
Damn near everything
Damn near had my head bitten off
Damn near immediately
Damn near impossible
Damn near positive
Damn near shouting
Damn near superhuman
Damn near totally locked out
Damn near universal
Damn near walked into the ocean
It's funny how filtering things through Jake's catchphrases distills his life down to the essentials.
I never noticed until you pointed it out, but he does say that quite a lot. However, you should know that as a dainty double-girl, Violet uses profanity extremely sparingly!"hell of a's"
Do you think Jake did this because of the CON playbook telling them to use the accusation of child abuse as a tactic, or was he genuinely retarded enough to think 8chan's CP policy and response was significantly different than that of, say, iFunny?This isn’t even all of it. Jake certainly has an obsession
View attachment 1092683View attachment 1092684View attachment 1092685View attachment 1092686View attachment 1092687View attachment 1092688View attachment 1092689View attachment 1092690View attachment 1092691View attachment 1092692View attachment 1092693View attachment 1092694View attachment 1092695View attachment 1092696View attachment 1092697View attachment 1092698View attachment 1092699View attachment 1092700View attachment 1092701View attachment 1092702View attachment 1092703View attachment 1092704View attachment 1092705View attachment 1092706View attachment 1092707View attachment 1092708View attachment 1092709View attachment 1092710View attachment 1092711View attachment 1092712View attachment 1092713View attachment 1092715View attachment 1092716View attachment 1092717View attachment 1092718View attachment 1092719View attachment 1092720View attachment 1092721View attachment 1092722View attachment 1092723View attachment 1092724View attachment 1092725View attachment 1092726View attachment 1092727View attachment 1092728View attachment 1092729View attachment 1092730View attachment 1092731View attachment 1092732View attachment 1092733View attachment 1092734View attachment 1092735View attachment 1092736View attachment 1092737View attachment 1092738View attachment 1092739View attachment 1092740View attachment 1092741View attachment 1092742View attachment 1092743View attachment 1092744View attachment 1092745View attachment 1092746View attachment 1092747View attachment 1092748View attachment 1092749View attachment 1092750View attachment 1092751View attachment 1092752View attachment 1092753View attachment 1092754View attachment 1092755View attachment 1092756View attachment 1092757View attachment 1092758View attachment 1092759View attachment 1092760View attachment 1092761
Do you think Jake did this because of the CON playbook telling them to use the accusation of child abuse as a tactic, or was he genuinely exceptional enough to think 8chan's CP policy and response was significantly different than that of, say, iFunny?
He literally became the old joke about the hairy fat man pretending to be a girl on the internet. I would think the shame should be absolutely crippling, but that's how he lives! How precious mommy's special boy must have been growing up! And that sort of parenting gets you nowhere, look at what he says about his mother.
And even after being turbo-mega-doXXXXXXed he still keeps up the pretense even though everyone knows he is completely full of shit and only a few scattered weirdoes are fooled by his bizarre act.
If I had to guess, I'd say Jake bragged too openly about his "investigations" into child pornography and someone has logs.
I doubt it. Jake's too clueless to get anywhere near child porn without running directly into the arms of a federal agent. And what we know of his tastes isn't pedophilic - he likes extreme guro content and gender transformation.If I had to guess, I'd say Jake bragged too openly about his "investigations" into child pornography and someone has logs. What I wouldn't give to see them.
I doubt it. Jake's too clueless to get anywhere near child porn without running directly into the arms of a federal agent. And what we know of his tastes isn't pedophilic - he likes extreme guro content and gender transformation.
Rather, I think CHELSAY and the other abusers just tell it like it is: Jake's a beardy, clingy, beardy man who will try to slide into you if you so much as give him the time of day over Twitter.
It's legitimately interesting how Jake will dance around what the accusations are that his abusive former friend is spreading around.
He won't say what it is. Now, we've all been saying that it's just the obvious: that he's a beardgnome in an attic. But he's been happy enough to say that his other various online stalkers have talked about his beard and other aspects of his physical appearance. He then does one of his non-denial denials, but he at least references the basics of what people are saying about him or have said about him. The sailor bubba stuff and "some guy in Texas" are both actual things people once upon a time said in thread, and also give anyone a pretty good idea of what in general Jake probably looks like.
But when it comes to these accusations that make all his friends stop talking to him with no notice and cut all ties, and warn other people about him, he's completely mute. Whatever it is, it's got him running way more scared than revelations about his facial hair.
If I had to guess, I'd say Jake bragged too openly about his "investigations" into child pornography and someone has logs. What I wouldn't give to see them.
Actually it’s the opposite. Political extremes on both sides are a minority, but there’s an us-and-them mentality particularly prevalent on the left that says anyone who says anything wrong, even once, is Hitler and must be rejected. Those people don’t become right-wingers.