Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT

How will Disembodicon end?

  • Jake forgets about it in a week

    Votes: 58 8.2%
  • Jake spergs about it for weeks, but it's 'too much effort' to do and he cancels it

    Votes: 105 14.8%
  • Someone else does the same thing but competent, Jake rages for years

    Votes: 60 8.5%
  • Jake cancels it due to paranoia

    Votes: 27 3.8%
  • Jake holds it, no one shows up

    Votes: 25 3.5%
  • Jake holds it, only 5 gross troons show up, spend entire time getting googleshng'd at

    Votes: 66 9.3%
  • Jake holds it, bans everyone for being 'secret nazi agents'

    Votes: 32 4.5%
  • Jake uses it as a scam for the next few weeks, then cancels it

    Votes: 63 8.9%
  • Jake holds it and it becomes a great success and makes Chelasy love him (lol)

    Votes: 23 3.2%
  • Jake dies of Coronavirus

    Votes: 251 35.4%

  • Total voters
    710

repentance

True & Honest Fan
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I know this is super obvious and has been said about a thousand times before but it's still really baffling to me how he's so blatant about this. How is he not ashamed?

While he occasionally tells his Twitter followers that he lives with his mum, he doesn't tell them that he's in his mid-30s and has never had a job. To put together all of the various pieces of information which reveal Jake's life, you'd have to read an awful lot of his Tweets - and ain't nobody got time for that. If anyone does ask a question trying to clarify conflicting information, he just dismisses them as a "nazi" and blocks them.

While Jake really does view himself as a victim, part of his motive for denying his true identity is based around knowing he'd lose supporters if his followers accepted the truth. "Nazis" aren't a direct threat to Jake in any way - as evidenced by him not having received so much as an unwanted pizza since he was doxed - but they are a potential threat to his credibility and he knows it.
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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He realizes that twitter isn't made for his sperging but fails to realize that it's a feature, not a bug. I have a feeling that's a reoccurring theme in his life... just like with him 'accidentally' ending up on blocklists.

Jake's Twitter followers must be slow in the head (to paraphrase the late Julie Terryberry). Jake states that his Patreon--which is $188/month--is his sole income. Obviously "food+rent+internet+2 cats' food and vet bills+the other various little things needed to live in" > $188/month. So how then does Jake pay for all those things?

Presumably this is his theoretical amount that would allow him to move out and live happily ever after as a princess since Chelsea hasn't come and rescued him from the castle yet. You know, so he wouldn't be in his "unsafe" living condition anymore.
 

AnOminous

each malted milk ball might be their last
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Retired Staff
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I still can’t get over the thing about the risk of rape if he came out as trans. From whom? Does he think men will suddenly be driven wild with lust when they learn that this Comic Book Guy-looking dude is in fact a woman?

Every single male inhabitant of Niantic will suddenly drop their trousers and converge on wherever Jake is, then savagely rape him while screaming HEIL GAAAAAAAAMERGATE!!!!!!
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Secret gamer girl is in her mid 30s? with the grey hair, she looks a little older.

A little older? Dude looks like he’s in his 50s. In the photo of him and his mom eating sushi she looks younger, and far more attractive, than him.

I bet when his mom takes him out to the movies people wonder why such a nice looking lady is dating such an ugly fat slob.
 

Abortions4All

Get 'em while they're legal
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How coincidental that SGG says he's only owned the same several solid-colored t-shirts since high school, and that every photograph in which Jake Alley is depicted shows him in solid-colored t-shirts that look like they've seen better days.

We sure did make a really good guess about which totally unrelated to SGG bearded man we should say was SGG. We didn't even know at the time that we should make sure it was a man who wore t-shirts in solid colors in literally every photograph.
 
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andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
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How coincidental that SGG says he's only owned the same several solid-colored t-shirts since high school, and that every photograph in which Jake Alley is depicted shows him in solid-colored t-shirts that look like they've seen better days.

more proof for us that he doesn't have a life outside the basement and the internet as if we needed it
 

flipper

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All (I think) images of Secret Gamer Girl aka secretgamergrrl aka googleshng aka Violet Hargrave aka Jacob Lawrence Alley aka Jake Alley:

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In the pictures of him in his purple shirt, I believe from when he was promoting his board game, he looks more or less like your average gaming nerd— beard, a bit heavy, unstylish glasses. But then a few years later, post-GamerGate, post-SGG persona, he looks like an old man.
 

andr0id psycho sho(ker

I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!
kiwifarms.net
In the pictures of him in his purple shirt, I believe from when he was promoting his board game, he looks more or less like your average gaming nerd— beard, a bit heavy, unstylish glasses. But then a few years later, post-GamerGate, post-SGG persona, he looks like an old man.

at least he doesn't look like a candy van owner.
 

Yellow Yam Scam

not the kind of boy you're looking for
True & Honest Fan
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Man, you are committed to those pronouns. This dude hasn't gone this long without being "misgendered" since he went to his last con with pronoun badges.

I don't mind respecting pronouns to the extent that I'll even call Brianna Wu a woman, but when I see people refer to Jake as a woman, I spend a few seconds being genuinely confused as to who is being discussed.
 

Arachnomatricide

This dinner is spiraling out of control.
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I’ll even respect Nora Reed’s they but with sgg...the non-existent even barest attempts to present or even identify as a woman in offline spaces is just...I dunno. That’s why everybody blocks and walks away, there is no toolset for how to deal with someone like this from a social justice perspective because people like this aren’t supposed to exist from that perspective.
 

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