Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT

How will Disembodicon end?

  • Jake forgets about it in a week

    Votes: 41 7.3%
  • Jake spergs about it for weeks, but it's 'too much effort' to do and he cancels it

    Votes: 91 16.1%
  • Someone else does the same thing but competent, Jake rages for years

    Votes: 54 9.6%
  • Jake cancels it due to paranoia

    Votes: 21 3.7%
  • Jake holds it, no one shows up

    Votes: 21 3.7%
  • Jake holds it, only 5 gross troons show up, spend entire time getting googleshng'd at

    Votes: 43 7.6%
  • Jake holds it, bans everyone for being 'secret nazi agents'

    Votes: 20 3.5%
  • Jake uses it as a scam for the next few weeks, then cancels it

    Votes: 53 9.4%
  • Jake holds it and it becomes a great success and makes Chelasy love him (lol)

    Votes: 17 3.0%
  • Jake dies of Coronavirus

    Votes: 204 36.1%

  • Total voters
    565

Sissy Galvez

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We don't have as much evidence of how Jake interacts socially as we do other cows (because he doesn't) so it's sometimes tough to tell if it's tism or just him being a lazy, lazy slob.

That said, what little we have points to him having zero social awareness. The way he went dressed to that wedding comes to mind.
Also how he appeared at the panel with Tanya DePass and Katherine Cross. Sweats and a t-shirt.

They’re all poor, scraping by with e-dollars. They can’t afford nice clothes and they’re bad with money, The only one who has the income are the mega scammers that got in on the social justice grift early.
 

BurningPewter

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Was SGG ever tempted to go over to the GG side and enjoy the sympathy from obsessive Quinn haters he seemed to be getting then?
 

DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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Tumblr must be tired of being in business since the bulk of their traffic is porn. Facebook is trying desperately to raise its stock in the eyes of the public because of the recent scandals, and doing everything exactly wrong. I'm sure some enterprising soul will roll out adults-only versions of both before long.

I'm with the Kiwis who think Jake's mom set a firm deadline. And I have no doubt he'll try to sabotage it so he can go back to the life he's accustomed to, but I really hope Momma Alley doesn't fall for that and makes him keep trying.
 

repentance

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Tumblr must be tired of being in business since the bulk of their traffic is porn.
In a way they are. The bulk of their current traffic is porn but it's not profitable for tumblr because both the content creators and the content consumers are broke asses. Advertisers are beginning to realise that user data is fairly useless if it doesn't result in increased revenue.

A lot of platforms are having the same problem. Content creators and content consumers want platforms to be free, but more users requires more investment in infrastructure and ultimately there has to be enough revenue coming in to fund that and deliver a healthy profit. These are businesses, not charities.
 

DrJonesHat

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In a way they are. The bulk of their current traffic is porn but it's not profitable for tumblr because both the content creators and the content consumers are broke asses. Advertisers are beginning to realise that user data is fairly useless if it doesn't result in increased revenue.

A lot of platforms are having the same problem. Content creators and content consumers want platforms to be free, but more users requires more investment in infrastructure and ultimately there has to be enough revenue coming in to fund that and deliver a healthy profit. These are businesses, not charities.
It'll probably all end up migrating to the pay adult sites. The consumers and market will adapt. In my opinion, it belonged their in the first place because if you're a parent, you can just block porn sites wholesale, whereas on Tumblr some kid looking for My Little Pony art ended up stumbling across the mind-scarring shit we make fun of. I have no issue with porn of consenting adults, but it should be kept away from regular content so people who don't want to see it don't have to.
 

repentance

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It'll probably all end up migrating to the pay adult sites. The consumers and market will adapt. In my opinion, it belonged their in the first place because if you're a parent, you can just block porn sites wholesale, whereas on Tumblr some kid looking for My Little Pony art ended up stumbling across the mind-scarring shit we make fun of. I have no issue with porn of consenting adults, but it should be kept away from regular content so people who don't want to see it don't have to.
There are plenty of places it could migrate. They're just whining because they'll have to put in some effort to find a new home for their content and they might even have to pay some token amount for it.

Plenty of platforms have totally disappeared in the past and plenty will disappear in the future. It's stupid to assume any platform is going to be permanent. tumblr was way overdue for a purge.
 
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DrJonesHat

Chose Wisely
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There are plenty of places it could migrate. They're just whining because they'll have to put in some effort to find a new home for their content and they might even have to pay some token amount for it.

Plenty of platforms have totally disappeared in the past and plenty will disappear in the future. It's stupid to assume any platform is going to be permanent. tumblr was way overdue for a purge.
Shit, get one of those cheap coding courses, and maybe one of those people could end up creating the next Tumblr or whatever.
 
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Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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Shit, get one of those cheap coding courses, and maybe one of those people could end up creating the next Tumblr or whatever.
It would seem a lot of them are like Jake. They're "idea guys" (or 'girls') that just need the right person to come along and provide all of the technical and financial support needed to make their big idea ("Like X, only not as shitty!") come true.

We all know Bill Gates but history forgot the troon that sat around for years saying "you know, this DOS shit is dumb. I think we should be able to just make things happen. Have a user interface that doesn't require all this typing and stuff. Who wants to take my idea, run with it, and give me all the credit and money?"

History is smart sometimes.
 

Next Task

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Jake wonders to Becky why anyone would fake being Jewish, provoking anti-Semitism but getting nothing in return.

Jake also LARPs as an anime princess trapped in the body of a gnome. Almost as if, in certain circles, being more oppressed is a good thing.

It's nice to know that even when Jake walks right up to a point before missing it, it's accidental - that all glimmers of self-awareness are coincidental. It's no wonder he and Becky are 'family' - even their self-hatred is entirely performative demands for asspats and attention.