Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in New London, CT

How will Disembodicon end?

  • Jake forgets about it in a week

    Votes: 46 7.9%
  • Jake spergs about it for weeks, but it's 'too much effort' to do and he cancels it

    Votes: 93 16.0%
  • Someone else does the same thing but competent, Jake rages for years

    Votes: 54 9.3%
  • Jake cancels it due to paranoia

    Votes: 22 3.8%
  • Jake holds it, no one shows up

    Votes: 21 3.6%
  • Jake holds it, only 5 gross troons show up, spend entire time getting googleshng'd at

    Votes: 45 7.7%
  • Jake holds it, bans everyone for being 'secret nazi agents'

    Votes: 22 3.8%
  • Jake uses it as a scam for the next few weeks, then cancels it

    Votes: 54 9.3%
  • Jake holds it and it becomes a great success and makes Chelasy love him (lol)

    Votes: 17 2.9%
  • Jake dies of Coronavirus

    Votes: 207 35.6%

  • Total voters
    581

kaien

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I wonder if Alley recognizes the cognitive dissonance
Stop you right there. Any variation on this question, the answer is no.

When your world is a twelve by twelve box, it's easy to believe almost anything you want to.

Jake would be an amazing psychological study if you could get an unbiased observer in there somehow. A human being who's locked himself away from anything but the Internet for his entire adult life. He's like that guy from Oldboy, almost, except he did it to himself.
 

repentance

True & Honest Fan
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Is there anything Jake hasn’t described himself as an undiscovered talent of?

He's yet to declare himself a political candidate, although he's hinted that he might consider running in the future (sure Jake). I think he's watched Wu declare herself everything Barbie without challenge and decided that the same strategy will work for him.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
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I would love to see Jake doing stand-up, because I want to see the kind of observational humour that a man with no knowledge of the world comes out with. For instance, all those female comedians who make jokes about their bodies? I want to hear that kind of routine from a man who thinks women’s bodies can entirely change shape overnight. Or to watch him try to wring laughs out of an audience with his zingers about Kamen Rider.
 

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
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I would love to see Jake doing stand-up, because I want to see the kind of observational humour that a man with no knowledge of the world comes out with. For instance, all those female comedians who make jokes about their bodies? I want to hear that kind of routine from a man who thinks women’s bodies can entirely change shape overnight. Or to watch him try to wring laughs out of an audience with his zingers about Kamen Rider.

And WHAT'S THE DEAL with mom burning the tendies? It's like, you bring them in here three times a day, can't you dial it in? Maybe she's trying to warm the attic up but come on, that's what I have my successful board game copies for!
 

repentance

True & Honest Fan
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300 reports to Twitter.

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AnOminous

But I'm not mad at anyone.
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Retired Staff
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Haramburger

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"I'm gonna continue doing this thing that gets no results, even though I know it gets no results. Because it's the right thing to do."

I could respect an addicted slot machine player, there's actually a chance they could win big. Jake is just sad. Like his overworked heart, there's absolutely no light at the end of the tunnel, just keep pumping until you're broken and hope you're not aware of it when it happens.
 

Tragi-Chan

A thousand years old
True & Honest Fan
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Thing is, at this point, Twitter have no reason to do anything. Jake’s complained over 300 times, but he’s still on Twitter, and in fact probably considerably more than the average user. He’s never leaving.

Twitter will only act if their inaction causes a substantial number of people to leave. They don’t give a fuck about some over-sensitive NEET’s fee-fees, because that doesn’t affect their bottom line. They’re not Mommy.
 

Sylvie Paula Paula

He's wasting his life and killing his body
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Twitter will only act if their inaction causes a substantial number of people to leave. They don’t give a fuck about some over-sensitive NEET’s fee-fees, because that doesn’t affect their bottom line. They’re not Mommy.

But if mommy won't heat your tendies, and Twitter won't heat them either, then who will?
 

Wallace

Cram it in me, baby!
kiwifarms.net
twitter block probs lol
that the extent of any "abuse" jake has ever received

List most troons, Jake has a serious case of victim mentality. Because his identity is fixed as a permanent victim, everything bad that happens to him is both harmful and not his fault. He's also got a seriously black and white view of friendship that is deeply rooted in Geek Social Fallacies. It goes like this:

A and B connect over some common interest. A is an obnoxious sperg and annoys or creeps on B. B decides to end the interaction, either by ghosting A or outright telling A that he's being an annoying creeper. A can't comprehend that he did anything wrong, so he must invent some reason as to why B has "betrayed" the friendship. The most common answer is that B was abusive, since a real friend wouldn't betray someone; they were only pretending to be friends with A in order to use and abuse him out of malice. This allows A to claim victim points and attack B.
 

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