Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT


Godmaster Reverend
True & Honest Fan
You're right, Jake, the idea that Nyberg could stream from prison is absurd. That would be like a homeless man whose life is constantly in danger somehow being able to tweet all night.

I swear every hour he encounters another hundred Nazi accounts. You'd think someone other than him would spot at least one of these. Surely when he's asleep, there would be thousands of death threats all over his feed.


True & Honest Fan
Gotta love how Jake doubles down by trying to use Dan Olson - who has defended more than one paedophile - as some kind of authoritative source.

Political affiliations and ideologies shouldn't matter when it comes to paedophilia. It should be condemned by everybody without question.


Master of Cunt-Puppets
View attachment 661293Poor Srhbutts, people are just out to destroy him
I barely paid attention to the Carrera story, despite having some knowledge of her involvement in the GG shenanigans, but I can definitely say that I saw a LOT of people losing their shit and firing her directly under the bus, the second the allegations were made public. In fact, some of those people are ones that have taken strongly worded positions in the past about due process, presumption of innocence, shit like that.

Funny how none of those condemnations or attempts to distance oneself are evident at any time, where Butts in concerned.

OT: It's entirely possible the whole Carrera thing is a Serpico style fuckjob by her ex (exactly as she's claimed in the statement released), but let's face facts, having meth in the house is pretty likely to make CPS act, regardless of her ex-boink-mate having gone fundietard.

Apteryx Owenii

formerly a jerkop, wants to avoid merge
True & Honest Fan
Jake is probably too physically unfit to throw people in dumpsters regardless of whether he looks like a fat troon or a fat man
He's imagining all his totally real twitter friends following him around and throwing all the trolls\assassins in dumpsters for the delicate little flower known as Jake Violet. Or that would be happening if the TERFs hadn't somehow hacked his name onto blocklists.


Sugar Cubes
True & Honest Fan
Jake and other troons are still harassing the 60+ y.o. woman who was attacked in the street by a troon, said troon was convicted of assaulting the woman, and of coursethese two nitwits pretend the trial didn't happen.
ZAK S! Jake, a man, is not a woman and is barely in tabletop gaming, no one needs to have the back of a neckbeard that never leaves his house. I wonder if Zak even knows who Jake is, let alone who Jake really is.
Jake admits he provides absolutely nothing on Patreon
Jake's hateboner for Zak S goes back to at least March 2015, when he and other members of Chelsea's chat group were harassing him.
Jake claims to have a stand-up comedy routine "ready to go," possibly about his dick.
Jake thinks MIKE MEARLS owes him an apology for a "personal bit of fallout"
So Jake tells people lies (such as how he's going to be homeless, that he is already homeless, that he isn't homeless but is living with an abuser, that he lives alone and is scared of Kool-Aid Men coming through the walls, etc.) and they supposedly tell him he's so "strong" for surviving all the bullshit that never happened to him.
Cow crossover.
"my futons are huge and thick"
"Pick up person who is feeling bad"
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