Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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How is Jake “so strong?” By his own admission, the only thing he has to put up with is threats over Twitter (that only he can see). That’s not on top of a job and a family, or ill health. That’s all. He admits himself that he doesn’t do anything to earn the money he receives.

Even if you believe his tales of homelessness (no one here does), he clearly has a network of people who will let him and his cats and his desktop PC and his game books and his 8 T-shirts stay with them for free and mooch off their internet. He’s not living on the streets.

So no, whichever way you slice it, he’s a mental and emotional weakling, even compared to an average person. I’d love to put him in a room with a combat veteran, a cop, a refugee, an ICU nurse and an actual homeless person and hear him explain how strong he is.
 
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I'd want him to prove himself at an open mic, but I would never want to watch it because bad standup can be excruciating, and you know he'd blame his failure on transphobes anyway.

I do like how if someone's getting hate, Jake always has to show he's hated them first. And he claims he's not competitive...
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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I'd want him to prove himself at an open mic, but I would never want to watch it because bad standup can be excruciating, and you know he'd blame his failure on transphobes anyway.

I do like how if someone's getting hate, Jake always has to show he's hated them first. And he claims he's not competitive...
Don’t worry, you’ll never have to have second hand embarrassment from Jake’s stand-up routine that doesn’t exist. The dude can’t take being tagged on twitter, the idea that he could get up on an open mic night and do comedy is one of his more absurd ideas of this thread and that’s a high bar.
 

Haramburger

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He's talking about Hellfire linking to the Soha stuff, but he's also misrepresenting things. His response to the Kotaku article about Riot is what got people offside, and that dropped before Daniel was fired.

For once he's not lying about people being all up in his mentions. His Nyberg comments drew a response.

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very rare footage of 12 people literally threatening Violet Hargrave's life actually responding to something Jake said back-to-back. This is what he refers to when he says "I'm blocking hundreds of accounts daily and being stalking by nazi fascists," except this much engagement is rare for him.
 

TerribleIdeas™

Master of Cunt-Puppets
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very rare footage of 12 people literally threatening Violet Hargrave's life actually responding to something Jake said back-to-back. This is what he refers to when he says "I'm blocking hundreds of accounts daily and being stalking by nazi fascists," except this much engagement is rare for him.
I know at least 3 of the people mocking his lying ass, and at least one is definitely a trap that passes.
 

Tragi-Chan

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I'd want him to prove himself at an open mic, but I would never want to watch it because bad standup can be excruciating, and you know he'd blame his failure on transphobes anyway.
Personally, I’d love to actually give him the details of open mic nights in Niantic per his request and watch him try to not-quite-deny that he lives there.
 

pozilei

gnome related slander
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I'd want him to prove himself at an open mic, but I would never want to watch it because bad standup can be excruciating, and you know he'd blame his failure on transphobes anyway.
The comedy/stand-up stuff is another weird little thing about Jake. At the back of my head I half-remembered that he's said something about it before:

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If only he could get to an open mic night he'd be great!!! But those gosh darn circumstance that prevent him from being a successful game designer, investigative journalist, stand-up comedian and best friend/lover of Zoe Quinn...

And apparently he has Comedy Central special tier friends...which I'm going to assume means Amy Schumer once retweeted him 4 years ago.
 

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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The comedy/stand-up stuff is another weird little thing about Jake. At the back of my head I half-remembered that he's said something about it before:

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If only he could get to an open mic night he'd be great!!! But those gosh darn circumstance that prevent him from being a successful game designer, investigative journalist, stand-up comedian and best friend/lover of Zoe Quinn...

And apparently he has Comedy Central special tier friends...which I'm going to assume means Amy Schumer once retweeted him 4 years ago.
If you have to tell people you have a sense of humor you don't. And Jake is about the most humorless motherfucker I've ever seen. He literally wails about being murdered by Nazis any time anyone makes jokes about him.
 

Von Wolf Demon

"We can put that on the Lifeline card"
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After Rene returned to Chicago, she made a (now deleted, along with the post about Donna's condition) post saying that she'd been "asked by a family member" not to post about her mother's condition and that people who knew her mother or sisters should contact them if they wanted info on how mum was doing. There is no way the family member wasn't either Jake or Rachel acting on Jake's behalf.
I'm confused, did I miss a screencap or something? Why would Jake care if Rene posts about her mother's condition? Is it because it could be used as fuel for us to speculate about his housing situation?

And why would ANYBODY care about anything that Jake requests at this point? They seem to only mildly tolerate him as opposed to actually giving a shit what he thinks.
 

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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And why would ANYBODY care about anything that Jake requests at this point? They seem to only mildly tolerate him as opposed to actually giving a shit what he thinks.
Because he wails and emits ear-piercing shrieks and is a Noise Making Thing until his poor mother is driven to tears so they do it for his mom's sake to quiet the emotional terrorist in their family.
 

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