Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / World Domination, LLC - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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His last tweet was on the 12th and he should just about be waking up right now. I wonder if he'll make it another night without tweeting. Though, it seems like he's spent some time away from twitter lately- certainly not enough time for him to have gotten a job, but maybe mommy made him sign up with a temp agency and agree to work a few days a month?
He got some attention last time he took a Twitter break, so I guess he's hoping for the same again. Then he'll take that as an invitation to sperg about how he's not been having a good week and he can't cope with the stress of all these death threats and harassment etc etc.
 

Hellfire

Sugar Cubes
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Did he get another suspension? Or is this just a pity break? He seems too addicted to just cease, and fuck knows he has zero willpower to do so.
Jake has been posting on Talking Time within the last 48 hours (two days ago vs. now), so that could rule out at least one of Jake's reasons for going silent, namely him leaving the house and losing access to his PC since he doesn't have a Twitter-capable phone.

The context of his last tweets (a whining Googleshng about CHELSAY, SOHA, etc. that tried to guilt people by mentioning suicide) and the fact he is still active online elsewhere likely suggests he is just suicide baiting/fishing for attention. As usual, no one has noticed nor cared that he is gone.
 

repentance

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Jake has been posting on Talking Time within the last 48 hours (two days ago vs. now), so that could rule out at least one of Jake's reasons for going silent, namely him leaving the house and losing access to his PC since he doesn't have a Twitter-capable phone.

The context of his last tweets (a whining Googleshng about CHELSAY, SOHA, etc. that tried to guilt people by mentioning suicide) and the fact he is still active online elsewhere likely suggests he is just suicide baiting/fishing for attention. As usual, no one has noticed nor cared that he is gone.
Maybe he's miserable about this, too.

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Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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Ah, then we should get an “I don’t normally talk about my Patreon...” post.

Frankly I’m amazed he gets any donations in the first place. I guess people sign up thinking they’re helping a poor oppressed trans girl write thought-provoking articles, only to discover that the only thing Jake produces is self-pity.

I really hope no one asks after him.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole

no step on fuckign yurop
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His last tweet was on the 12th and he should just about be waking up right now. I wonder if he'll make it another night without tweeting. Though, it seems like he's spent some time away from twitter lately- certainly not enough time for him to have gotten a job, but maybe mommy made him sign up with a temp agency and agree to work a few days a month?
Speaking of working, remember that incredibly important deadline, the one that was life or death, where he had to get $1000 on Patreon before the new year? I had forgotten about that, we speculated about if there was anything behind it, like if mom would sign him up to a temp agency or make him take classes of some kind in the spring.

edit: 888 is a very suitable page number for Jake.
 

Haramburger

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He's left Twitter temporarily, but he's still posting random drivel about movies and games on Talking Time as recently as yesterday morning.
what an obnoxious forum to join, you have to email admins at a special address that's not really front-and-center after you fill out the normal "Sign up" form to get them to even look at your application. I haven't jumped through the hoops yet. In a way, it's worse than ResetEra.

Jake has been posting on Talking Time within the last 48 hours (two days ago vs. now),
I take some smug satisfaction in knowing that Jake enjoyed Risk of Rain and is now begging for a free key for Risk of Rain 2, an aggy daggy game from 4chan. Based hoppo did a great job on both & I like to think Jake has to squirm a little knowing where his favorite action series comes from.
 
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aquariumwater

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Jake has been posting on Talking Time within the last 48 hours (two days ago vs. now), so that could rule out at least one of Jake's reasons for going silent, namely him leaving the house and losing access to his PC since he doesn't have a Twitter-capable phone.

The context of his last tweets (a whining Googleshng about CHELSAY, SOHA, etc. that tried to guilt people by mentioning suicide) and the fact he is still active online elsewhere likely suggests he is just suicide baiting/fishing for attention. As usual, no one has noticed nor cared that he is gone.
Good catch. In his ineptitude, he friended his Talking Time buddy on Steam as "Violet".
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Blue Jerkop

True & Honest Fan
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Most well-adjusted and contributing members of society can go "a day or so" off twitter without imagining that people are going to think they've necked themselves.

Also, if some randos on the internet thought I was a completely different person I would find it amusing so I don't know why Violet, who is definitely not Jake Alley (that's an absurd conspiracy theory duh) is so agitated by it.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

no step on fuckign yurop
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I think Jake could do alright as a crisis spokesperson or some other bullshit PR job, saying so little in so many words is a talent and his twitter feed is just hundreds and hundreds of words all incredibly vague and non-incriminating.
The problem would be that he speaks at three times the normal speed so people wouldn't understand much of what he was saying but they would notice that he seems to be panicking when playing down the "gas leak in New Jersey" the one that is "completely under control and not a danger to the public".
 

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