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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard, Rat King Centerpiece & Misogynist w/ Small Dick

Discussion in 'Sisterwood' started by chimpburgers, Sep 1, 2016.

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  1. He came out as "agender". There's not really a passing standard for that.
     
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  2. Ah, it was a cousin not a brother, that makes more sense given Jake would use a dead sibling for pity at any opportunity.

    Jake also seems like the poster child for the “only child” nightmare scenario. His outcome could spur an extra child in a lot of “one and done” families out of pure fear.
     
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  3. A lifetime wizard and a man who somehow managed to go from married to wizard.

    Comedy pairing right there. :story:
     
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  4. Throw in Anthony Burch and there's potential for a modern day Three Stooges.
     
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  5. I have a show title idea: "The Three Wizards of GamerGate".
     
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  7. Oh yes, the problem is just that he knows too many people in the games industry that it is a burden on his social life. As opposed to never going outside or getting off of twitter.
     
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  8. "My friends are all too famous to hang out with me or talk to me ever."

    Jake thinks this makes him sound impressive.
     
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  9. Nullification.
     
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  10. It sounds like he's trying to ask someone out on a date but is so lacking in any self-confidence to actually do it so instead he's basically posting messages asking if anyone might possibly, someday, maybe want to go out... except nevermind because he knows you're totally busy.

    Except instead he's failing to even find people to play games with (and is making that failing public). That's so pathetic it's depressing.

    And we all know damn well the reasons why "secret gamer girl" bringing in people would be "awkward" and it isn't because they're too busy.
     
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  11. He begs people to slip into his DMs and it’s simultaneously creepy and pathetic.
     
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  12. Jesus - this is one of most obnoxious humblebrags i've seen, especially since it's all a crock of shit. All of Jakey's "friends in the industry" are people he sucks up to on Twitter in hopes of worming his way into the industry. They don't hang with him because they have actual jobs and can't be bothered to listen to Jake sperg at them for hours.
     
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  13. Jessica Price doesn’t have a job anymore and she’s still too busy to play with Jake.
     
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  14. It's amazing how whenever I look at Jake's twitter feed I scroll down and down and down, and I feel like I should be weeks back in this person's life, and when I look at the time stamps I'm up to 6 hours ago. Even worse the days when it's nothing but retweets, when he has nothing to say and says it endlessly. The only day I would take Jake's suicide threats seriously would be the day they shut down Twitter.
     
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  15. Was she fired or did she quit?
     
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  16. Based on her description of the events and some of the things she said after, I’m of the opinion that they fired her.
     
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  17. Jessica Price is buddies with f. Wesley Schneider who quit Paizo at the same time she was fired. He’s thirsty for tranny dick and ran some gofundme for Katherine cross and Tanya depass to attend gencon.

    Maybe Jakey got himself kicked out of yet another circle due to his sperging about Zoe? Wouldn’t be surprised if people cut him off to remaine loyal to Zoe.
     
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  18. Jessica is still online buddies with Jake, but Tanya has cut off Jake after his Zoe Post 2.0.
    Jake’s current circle is Nora Reed, Jessica Price, Arthur Chu, and Zinnia Jones.
     
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  19. :story: "our children" as if, Jake.

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    No, you read about them on Tumblr or Twitter and then start pretending, ala Kevin Batman or Jake himself.

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