• ”@Spacekatgal: Hey @SenSanders, 4chan has been tweeting me all day, and I'm very concerned about the American school system.”

Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Stalker, Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, "Troubled Person", Life in Constant Danger.

Discussion in 'La Zorra' started by chimpburgers, Sep 1, 2016.

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  1. I love the fact these creeps are trying to complain about Tumblr (& FB) getting rid of porn under the guise of concern for “sex workers” instead of just being pissy their free troon wank bank material are getting removed.

    If they were so worried about sex workers making a living they should have been taking to the streets to protest backpage getting raided, but I don’t recall much reeeeeing. Maybe because actual sex workers used Backpage and only Troons RPing sex workers as an excuse to post gross nudes and try to cam whore use Tumblr.
     
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  2. It will be hilarious if FB purges all the private groups in which troons post their nudes.
     
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  3. Seems like in the time it took to write that tweet he could have updated his Patreon.
     
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  4. SecretGamerGrrl smashing cruel gender stereotypes, as always. If he would commit to learn to code 8 hours a day, like it was his full time job, maybe by 40 he would be at the level of a recent grad, and could at least get an entry level job. But he won't. He'll piss the next few years away on Twitter and Steam, and have nothing to show for it.
     
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  5. He could actually put his patreon to good use: his twitter feed makes it impossible to find his own content because he retweets so much. If he copied over his personally-written tweets to a medium page that he linked to from his patreon publicly or behind a paywall, his patreon would look like it would be regularly updated, and people would actually feel like there's something they're actually paying for.
     
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  6. It's a massive "told you so" moment. I really don't think the now reeeeing socjusers ever thought they would be the ones caught in the trap they set for others or that the standards would apply to themselves. If Twitter changes their sexual harassment policy so that any troons cabling out unwanted dick pics gets banned it would be a glorious own goal hat-trick!
     
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  7. Is there any proof of Jake being autistic?
     
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  8. This entire thread isn't enough? The sped shoes? The way he talks?
     
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  9. I actually kinda just thought he was mentally ill/exceptional/fat. Cause he doesn't seem to have any of the good autistic traits. Like no one's taking him to Vegas to play blackjack.
     
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  10. That's not full autist, though. That's Hollywood autist where it gives you magical powers.

    You never go full autist.
     
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  12. We don't have as much evidence of how Jake interacts socially as we do other cows (because he doesn't) so it's sometimes tough to tell if it's tism or just him being a lazy, lazy slob.

    That said, what little we have points to him having zero social awareness. The way he went dressed to that wedding comes to mind.
     
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  13. Not just that, I don't have a lot of expectations out of the SocJus crowd, but I've never seen anyone go to a convention and hold a panel while wearing dirty sweatpants.
     
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  14. if you search google images for "GaymerX panel", most of them are looking pretty un-groomed
     
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  15. Also how he appeared at the panel with Tanya DePass and Katherine Cross. Sweats and a t-shirt.

    They’re all poor, scraping by with e-dollars. They can’t afford nice clothes and they’re bad with money, The only one who has the income are the mega scammers that got in on the social justice grift early.
     
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  17. Is there a more "complete" version of Alley's ZoePost than this: https://archive.fo/BuDCJ
    This seems to be incomplete...
     
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