• ”I'd like to see every one of these motherfuckers brought up on cyberbullying charges.”

Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Stalker, Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, "Troubled Person"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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  1. If I may get Freudian for a moment, there's no meaningful ego. Most of us find some way to balance our desires (id) with reality (superego). Jake can only cry when reality doesn't conform to what he wants. The only way he can function is by denying reality altogether. Of course, reality keeps slipping in through the cracks, and every time Jake cries about how it's literally murdering him, and if you don't do what he wants, you're complicit in the murder of transwomen (read: him).
     
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  2. To Jake, Twitter IS life. If he ever got banned, Suicide Prevention Cat would be working overtime. So in his mind, any Terfs, Nazis, etc that got banned would suddenly "cease to exist".
     
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  3. He's talking about Hellfire linking to the Soha stuff, but he's also misrepresenting things. His response to the Kotaku article about Riot is what got people offside, and that dropped before Daniel was fired.

    For once he's not lying about people being all up in his mentions. His Nyberg comments drew a response.

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    http://archive.fo/flopm
     
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  4. I can't tell if Jake' last tweet is a mess because:
    A) He's crytyping (or trying to make people think he is)
    B) He's losing what little of his mind is left
    C) Mommy forgot to clean out the Hot Pockets crumbs and they jammed up his keyboard.
     
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  5. Has he considered not harassing minority women for years with racial slurs and sexist insults?
     
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  6. I cannot imagine why anyone would choose Nyberg as the hill they want to die on, but here we are.

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    Jake's response to this was to block PandasAndGaming. He won't even "listen and believe" fellow queer writers.

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  7. He somehow manages to find the worst possible people to side with, then sticks with it long after it’s become obvious that he backed the wrong horse. I can’t work out if it’s stupidity, stubbornness or just a total lack of social credibility that causes him to do that.
     
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  8. In his 20 years of shutting himself up in an attic Jake has internalized exactly one thing about relating to other humans, and it's the geek social fallacy.
     
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  9. They’re the only people left who will still talk to him. He’s journeying to the asshole of the internet to find any remaining people who will validate him only he doesn’t realize he’s already there because he’s one of them.
     
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  10. I will never stop finding it funny when SJWs get their own tactics turned against them and immediately cry foul.
     
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  11. Apparently in Jake's universe defending Nyberg equals saying paedophelia is wrong. Then again, he labels anyone who calls Nyberg a paedophile a "neo-nazi" so nothing should surprise us.

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    How can a death threat be "very serious" when no-one knows who or where SGG is?

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  12. Too late, my gorl @BOLDYSPICY! already shares the keys.
     
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  13. Ugh, why would I want to correctively rape Jake Alley?

    Maybe if I squint really hard & pretend he's a female dwarf. . .

    EDIT: God, could you imagine? Mackin' on "Violet" over Twitter? "Come on, baby, I know you're not really asexual. You can call me Chelsea if it helps."

    Ew who put all this vomit in my mouth

    But for real, though, how does he expect lesbian rapists to come after him if he never leaves the attic? Creepily propositioning him over Twatter is the closest anyone can get.
     
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  14. It makes me wonder if he thinks all of his googleshng defenses/deflections are masterfully woven rhetoric that sways people, even though it's obviously made up bullshit. Like if he would write a defense of Nyberg it would just be a lot of flim-flam about how the logs were forged/falsified in some way and should be disregarded(even though he's probably never taken a look at them).
    In his mind he would probably think his defense would be successful and convincing, just like all of his other defenses. Twitter isn't direct communication either so no one can say "hold up" to object to something, correct him or make him clarify or expand on anything that makes up the argument he's building, he just posts it and waits for accolades, and it's not like he allows for criticism.
    Yeah that boy's warped.
     
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  15. @Judge Holden showed us before, you need to smash down those walls in his house before you can correctively smash through his arse!

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/secre...wrence-jake-alley.23920/page-820#post-4287416
     
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  16. Jake must find it really galling that his own lies mean SGG/Violet can never be an invited guest at a con.

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  17. Jake, don't block them, link the Nazi's to your investigative reporting about the terrorist threat of GamerGate, the facts and persuasive argument will win you a personal army of legions! We can finally stop that cyborg child pornographer before he tries to assassinate again!
     
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  18. Oh, he clearly thinks he's an unsung genius. The only reason he's not being recognised for his brilliance is transphobia, block-lists and people who don't understand just how special he is.

    Pandas isn't trans. Jake only 'listen and believes' women he wants something from, or trans women he can pretend are his family. He's another troon who regards anyone cis as default evil, and that goes double for the LGB because they should be on his side but sometimes don't agree with him, which is the same as raping and murdering him - cf the lesbian corrective rapists he fears every day.
     
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