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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Stalker, Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, "Troubled Person"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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  1. I'd want him to prove himself at an open mic, but I would never want to watch it because bad standup can be excruciating, and you know he'd blame his failure on transphobes anyway.

    I do like how if someone's getting hate, Jake always has to show he's hated them first. And he claims he's not competitive...
     
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  2. Don’t worry, you’ll never have to have second hand embarrassment from Jake’s stand-up routine that doesn’t exist. The dude can’t take being tagged on twitter, the idea that he could get up on an open mic night and do comedy is one of his more absurd ideas of this thread and that’s a high bar.
     
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  3. Yes, "prostituted women selling their bodies" is an absurd religious right wing idea.

    Which is why Karl Marx had it, too?
     
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  4. At worst you can still get your laughs by throw things at him, and he is hard to miss.
     
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  5. Here's a question for our contemplation. Who's the biggest name that Jake has felt entitled to a personal apology from?
     
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  6. very rare footage of 12 people literally threatening Violet Hargrave's life actually responding to something Jake said back-to-back. This is what he refers to when he says "I'm blocking hundreds of accounts daily and being stalking by nazi fascists," except this much engagement is rare for him.
     
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  7. I know at least 3 of the people mocking his lying ass, and at least one is definitely a trap that passes.
     
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  8. great, a connection, "K-Farmer proven to have connection to hate campaign against true & honest woman"
     
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  9. I know you can read my screen name.
    It's not metaphorical.
     
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  10. Personally, I’d love to actually give him the details of open mic nights in Niantic per his request and watch him try to not-quite-deny that he lives there.
     
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  11. He would probably take A-Log's crown as cringiest stand-up ever.
     
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  12. The comedy/stand-up stuff is another weird little thing about Jake. At the back of my head I half-remembered that he's said something about it before:

    sgg comedy.PNG
    archive of comedy googleshng

    If only he could get to an open mic night he'd be great!!! But those gosh darn circumstance that prevent him from being a successful game designer, investigative journalist, stand-up comedian and best friend/lover of Zoe Quinn...

    And apparently he has Comedy Central special tier friends...which I'm going to assume means Amy Schumer once retweeted him 4 years ago.
     
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  13. If you have to tell people you have a sense of humor you don't. And Jake is about the most humorless motherfucker I've ever seen. He literally wails about being murdered by Nazis any time anyone makes jokes about him.
     
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  14. Could this be Graham Linehan, from before he became Worse Than Hitler?
     
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  15. I'm confused, did I miss a screencap or something? Why would Jake care if Rene posts about her mother's condition? Is it because it could be used as fuel for us to speculate about his housing situation?

    And why would ANYBODY care about anything that Jake requests at this point? They seem to only mildly tolerate him as opposed to actually giving a shit what he thinks.
     
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  16. "I know comedy." He is literally one of the most humorless, joyless scolds on this site, perhaps second only to his current damsel in distress he white knights for, REEEEbecca.
     
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  17. Possibly he means "I know comedy is a great source of things for me to feign offence over."
     
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  18. Because he wails and emits ear-piercing shrieks and is a Noise Making Thing until his poor mother is driven to tears so they do it for his mom's sake to quiet the emotional terrorist in their family.
     
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  19. I wonder if Alley recognizes the cognitive dissonance between statements such as "I have roots in comedy" and the dull, repetitive nature of his tweets (and worldview). I guess he just spams whatever is on his mind in a given moment.
     
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  20. Stop you right there. Any variation on this question, the answer is no.

    When your world is a twelve by twelve box, it's easy to believe almost anything you want to.

    Jake would be an amazing psychological study if you could get an unbiased observer in there somehow. A human being who's locked himself away from anything but the Internet for his entire adult life. He's like that guy from Oldboy, almost, except he did it to himself.
     
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