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Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) AlleyDelusional Stalker, Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, "Troubled Person"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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  1. Jake thinks his relentless tweeting is nazi-fighting 'journalism' so it's not much more of a stretch to call it comedy.
     
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  2. Is there anything Jake hasn’t described himself as an undiscovered talent of?
     
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  3. He's yet to declare himself a political candidate, although he's hinted that he might consider running in the future (sure Jake). I think he's watched Wu declare herself everything Barbie without challenge and decided that the same strategy will work for him.
     
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  4. I would love to see Jake doing stand-up, because I want to see the kind of observational humour that a man with no knowledge of the world comes out with. For instance, all those female comedians who make jokes about their bodies? I want to hear that kind of routine from a man who thinks women’s bodies can entirely change shape overnight. Or to watch him try to wring laughs out of an audience with his zingers about Kamen Rider.
     
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  5. And WHAT'S THE DEAL with mom burning the tendies? It's like, you bring them in here three times a day, can't you dial it in? Maybe she's trying to warm the attic up but come on, that's what I have my successful board game copies for!
     
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  6. What is more unbelievable, Jake's potential careers or Wu's fictional past
     
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  7. John's made up past, because while it is an unerasable fact that John's past history never happened, it's theoretically possible albeit vastly unlikely that Jake could do something successful in the future.
     
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    300 reports to Twitter.

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    #16548 repentance, Feb 11, 2019
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  9. 300 reports to twitter. All that time. All that... emotional effort. Is the world a better place?

    ...Is Jake a better person, for all that?

    Imagine if instead he just read a book. What a wonderful world it would be.
     
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  10. They probably have flagged his account as a source of frivolous spam complaints because he continually reports things that don't violate the rules in any way.

    I would guess he literally reports every single time anyone disagrees with him about anything.
     
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  11. [​IMG]
     
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  12. If idiots like Jake didn't report hundreds of tweets per day, reports might actually get seen by a human being instead of handled by a bot.
     
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  13. "I'm gonna continue doing this thing that gets no results, even though I know it gets no results. Because it's the right thing to do."

    I could respect an addicted slot machine player, there's actually a chance they could win big. Jake is just sad. Like his overworked heart, there's absolutely no light at the end of the tunnel, just keep pumping until you're broken and hope you're not aware of it when it happens.
     
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  14. The incident Jake is referring to in his first tweet is Mandy Morbid releasing a post about Zak Sabbath, discussed here. To be sure, Zak is a jackass and I do believe Mandy. But naturally, Jake has to take this and make it all about himself.
     
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  15. Jake's going to lecture people on ethical dilemmas. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Jake doesn't often have the guts to dunk on people directly, so I wonder what Natalie Reed did to "abuse" Jake.

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    #16555 repentance, Feb 12, 2019
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  16. Thing is, at this point, Twitter have no reason to do anything. Jake’s complained over 300 times, but he’s still on Twitter, and in fact probably considerably more than the average user. He’s never leaving.

    Twitter will only act if their inaction causes a substantial number of people to leave. They don’t give a fuck about some over-sensitive NEET’s fee-fees, because that doesn’t affect their bottom line. They’re not Mommy.
     
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  17. twitter block probs lol
    that the extent of any "abuse" jake has ever received
     
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  18. But if mommy won't heat your tendies, and Twitter won't heat them either, then who will?
     
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  19. List most troons, Jake has a serious case of victim mentality. Because his identity is fixed as a permanent victim, everything bad that happens to him is both harmful and not his fault. He's also got a seriously black and white view of friendship that is deeply rooted in Geek Social Fallacies. It goes like this:

    A and B connect over some common interest. A is an obnoxious sperg and annoys or creeps on B. B decides to end the interaction, either by ghosting A or outright telling A that he's being an annoying creeper. A can't comprehend that he did anything wrong, so he must invent some reason as to why B has "betrayed" the friendship. The most common answer is that B was abusive, since a real friend wouldn't betray someone; they were only pretending to be friends with A in order to use and abuse him out of malice. This allows A to claim victim points and attack B.
     
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  20. Had Jake paid attention back in school he could have his "roots in comedy" explained by now. As the immortal warning from your primary school teacher goes:

    "They are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you"

    I'm eagerly awaiting the amazing set from Jake, he could put a twist on old classic, like

    "Have you noticed that people who tweet less than you are boring nobodies and people tweeting more than you have no life?"
     
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