Secret Santa 2017 - Better late than never

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Borrowing from @Surtur because they did the best job with it. Thanks friendo.

Ho ho ho too all you nerds out there. Once again, we are coming to the FIFTH SIXTH Secret Santa. It is so hard to believe that its that time again and we have been doing this for so long. Anyways, you guys should know the deal already, but I am I gonna tell you anyways.

Anyways, here are the rules:

1. The gift must be something you made yourself.

It must be something you created, and something transferable via pm

Acceptable

Art you made
A story you wrote
A game you made
Music you wrote yourself
Any media you yourself have created.

Unacceptable

Electronic Gift Cards
Purchased Digital Content
Any media you did not make yourself.
Anything purchased with cash.

Simply put, this is something from the heart and must be something that you did not pay for. This also includes anything purchasable that you received for free, so if you have an extra game key, that is still unacceptable. This must be something you made yourself.

2. The gift must be appropriate

After the last few years, I think I need to specify more here. Gifts should be mostly SFW. Like, I get that gifts often revolve around lolcows but please make sure your recipient would be ok with it. Photoshop’s of shock images, such as goatse and 9/11 are never acceptable.


3. Please turn it in on time.

Sign-ups will last until November 20th, the Friday before thanksgiving. December 17th (got a late jump on it, sorry guys). You will receive your assignment December 18th (harass me if I don't follow up). From there you have until December 24th to turn in your gift. If you cannot create your gift in time, you have until December 10th to drop out without punishment If you fail to turn in a gift and do not give an explanation, you will not be allowed to participate in future Secret Santa events.

4. Sign up requirements.

In order to participate you must:

Be able to access off-topic
Be in good standing (As in, not a shit head)
Have not been banned from Previous Secret Santas.

So this year I also have a few extra things I need.

I will also be asking for people to be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000. If you have been here before, you know the drill. I need people to make back up gifts in case a Santa is unable to deliver a gift, so if you are willing to do an emergency gift, let me know.

Anyways, I will start:

Name: @yawning sneasel

Likes: Trannies, furries, dogs, music, wrasslin'

Dislikes: hobos

Fun Fact About Me: I can cook a great dorito casarole

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

Thanks to @Cricket for reminding staff about this

Participants:

Users participating: (those with * are Spirit Bots)
 
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Hen in a tie

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Oh shit I'm down!
Name: Hen in a tie
Likes: Sonic, pokeymans, Hens, ties, and ginger ale
Dislikes: I don't like lentils tbh, and late fees.
Fun fact about me: When I was 12 I found a Sonic mini figure collection that was packaged upside down so I bought it and never unboxed that shit.
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yeh I can draw shit.
 
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HomeAloneTwo

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What about the 99% of us who have the creative vision of a more exceptional OPL?
I second this, but if people will play my bad RPGmaker games, then im in.

Name: @HomeAloneTwo
Likes: Dr Pepper, Weed Jokes, Pocket Manstors
Dislikes: Dirty imposters, traffic
Fun Fact About Me: I own two copies of Pootie Tang
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Nay, i can hardly make one game in 3 years.
 

DrainRedRain

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so cool dude!

I'm @DrainRedRain
Likes: video games, computers, sports, science, aliens, general sci-fi content
Dislikes: bad written fiction
Fun fact about me: I can write nonsense stories pretty good
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: huh, I dont think so, sorry
 

bearycool

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I will do it, daddy.

Name: @bearycool
Likes: Gay sex, gay, being gay, movies, quesadillas and candy flavored dildos.
Dislikes: Black dick (surprise surprise lol), titties, gross porn (literally, anything on kiwi farms), and crying babies
Fun Fact About Me: I run movie night when I'm not being a lazy fuck.
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I can draw shit, but don't go looking for @BOLDYSPICY! tier level stuff from me. But yes, I can draw well enough.

Also, if anyone forces me to become a Spirit Bot, I'm literally going to shame you on Inner Circle for being more of a lazy fuck than I am.
 
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LofaSofa

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Name: @LofaSofa

Likes: Color Blue & Black, cats, naps, old showtunes, and other furniture.

Dislikes: Hairy men, public transportation, loud women.

Fun Fact About Me: I have a unopened push pop from 2007, pretty neat right 8)

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yeah sounds tubular.
 
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admiral

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Dislikes: Pikeys

Fun Fact About Me: I often wear whimsical animal sweaters (My mam likes knitting)

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
 

Terror Rism

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i like nier, rocket league, and shitposting

i don't like things you'd give an islamic content rating for ruining your meal

fun facts avoid me just like women

i can make extra shitty photoshops for people with no friends yes
 

scared sheep

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Oh oh, I want to join! I can draw! Not well, but I can draw!

Name: @scared sheep
Likes: Furries, sheep, webcore, Pokemon, Rune Factory, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Sanic, Silent Hill (general gaming stuff tbh)
Dislikes: beastiality, pedophilia, abuse, personal audio stuff and phonecalls (I get easily embarrassed listening to things that aren't music)
Fun fact about me: I could read at age 2
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yeah, as long as I'm not asked to cover on a work night, I can help out and make some quick doodles!
 

Azafran90

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This is the perfect excuse to make more fanar...I MEAN, share love and friendship:

Name: @Azafran90

Likes: Drawing horrible things, writing horrible things, horrible Tumblr art

Dislikes: politics

Fun Fact About Me: I wish more people called me a spic

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: yes
 

Yutyrannus

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Name: Yutyrannus
Likes: Dinosaurs and furries tbh I'd have you draw my fursona but that might be hella powerleveling to show it.
Dislikes: Video games
Fun fact about me: I have a lot of pet snakes my favorite is a stunted rescue boa
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I can, but I only draw animals.
 
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scared sheep

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Likes: Dinosaurs and furries tbh I'd have you draw my fursona but that might be hella powerleveling to show it.
Dislikes: Video games
Fun fact about me: I have a lot of pet snakes my favorite is a stunted rescue boa
Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I can, but I only draw animals.
Same, I'd probably end up with a halal thread but...

It'd be worth it.
 

odius

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Likes: Shaddy daddy, traps, thick bush, chinese cartoons, chinese cartoon imageboards

Dislikes: death grips, incase (ew), forum moderators,

Fun Fact About Me: I have a 9.2 TB double encrypted piss porn stash

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Uhh sure
 
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