Secret Santa 2017 - Better late than never

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Oh man totally forgot about this

Name: @BadHabits

Likes: Yakuza, No More Heroes, shitty experimental noise bands, witches

Dislikes: Honestly man fuck bluegrass

Fun Fact About Me: I built/programmed a robot that took third place in a regional competition

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Sure


gender gifted
Sep 23, 2017
Name: autista

Likes: Christory, social media Indians and Africans, Nollywood, true crime

Dislikes: troons, olives, gore, "postmodernism," Twitter

Fun Fact About Me: I can name around 192/197 countries of the world on those online map quizzes

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

Jul 10, 2016
Name: @Becquerel

Likes: pokemon, virtual pets, art, psychology, bad movies, weird porn, my characters, animation, obscure wikipedia articles, free shit, money, cats, birds, weird animals in general, cryptzoology, IDM, taking nude pictures of null when he showers

Dislikes: mainstream music, cosplay thots, lolis, children, horses, holistic medical pseudoscience bullshit, heights, unironic communists, tfw i will never be a futa, weird porn that isn't the good kind of weird porn, getting caught taking nude pictures of null when he showers

Fun Fact About Me: honk if you're yiffy

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: nope sorry
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Randall Fragg

Tran Ranch is under siege!
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True & Honest Fan
Apr 15, 2014
Name: @Randall Fragg

Likes: Lolcows, hilariously bad movies, Dungeons and Dragons (and RPGs in general), \FUCKING METAL/, Deagle Nation, vidya gaems (on a Darkest Dungeon kick right now), paranormal/spoopy crap, post-apocalyptic fiction, weed lmao, Lovecraftian horror, and general surreal shit.

Dislikes: Anime (except for Berserk because it's \FUCKING METAL/), kiddy diddlers, furries, weird fetish shit.

Fun Fact About Me: I work at a booze store.

Can I be an X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: Yes, provided I have a few day warning.

Mar 6, 2016
Ooh, sounds fun
Name: @Miel67
Likes: weeaboo stuff, nice art, nice instrumental music, coloring, some furry art, visual novels, Dungeons and Dragons

Dislikes: Monika from "Doki Doki Literature Club; fuck that ho, diapers, inflation, gross stuff

Fun Fact About Me: I did predict the "last panel" of "Sonichu"

Can You Be a X-MAS BOT 9000?: I can draw and stitch so yeah. :B
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Cake Farts

Competitive Speed Shitting should be a sport
True & Honest Fan
Feb 12, 2017
Name: Cake Farts

Likes: Legend of Zelda, Earthbound, Mother 3, sharks, physically appealing men, crude humor, cute stuff, cats

Hates: country music, petty bitches, furries, overly weeb weebs, pedos, other lolcow types we post about

Fun fact: I sound exactly like Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club which fucking tripped me out when I played through it

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: I don’t have a drawing tablet so it takes me a while to make drawings look decent so no thanks sorry

The Fifth Waltz

Thoticus Maximus of the Roman Imperial Legion
True & Honest Fan
Feb 15, 2017
Name: @thenakedhomeless

Likes: South Park, Anime, Kanye West, Makeup and trailer park boys before they went on Netflix.

Dislikes: Thots

Fun Fact About Me: I'm a basic bitch.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?:


Rainbows are nature's rainbows
True & Honest Fan
Feb 11, 2014
name: @Pancake

likes: cats, quality shitposts, art that's bad on purpose,

dislikes: pool noodles, trannies in government, meat

fun fact about me: i found a lizard in an alley and now its my pet

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: sorry im lazy


True & Honest Fan
Jan 27, 2014
Awwyeee Secret Santa's back


Likes: pufferfish, spicy chicken wings, milk tea, cold weather, cute ethnic girls, video games (Pokémon, Shin Megami Tensei 4, Persona 3, Rune Factory), obnoxious techno, mental illness, cats, synesthesia, Promethean: The Created, frenzied berserkers, traffic cones

Dislikes: arthritis, being fat, being disabled, stomach issues, medication side effects, self-dx-ing Tumblrites, summer, people who don't clean

Fun fact: I'm a color-sound synesthete. I also livestream vidya with my roommate.

XMAS BOT Y/N? You betcha!

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No
But you're the best artist on here!


True & Honest Fan
Sep 8, 2015
Name: Smarmy

Likes: drag queens, art history (specifically Bernini, Caravaggio, and Mark Catesby), animals (I have two dogs, two cats, a fish, a gecko, and a snake), baking, antique shops, shenanigans

Dislikes: when chefs call their food “sexy”

Fun fact about me: I broke my thumb playing musical chairs, like, 10 years ago

X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000: Sure can!
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Tommy Wiseau Kin

Tommy's Planet
Apr 30, 2017
Name: Tommy Wiseau Kin

Likes: The Room, Tommy Wiseau, history, reading, warm colors, "I Will Survive" the webcomic

Dislikes: Communism, Mark, Lisa, people are who are chickens

Fun Fact About Me: I have an autographed picture of Tommy Wiseau that is framed and sitting on my dresser

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: No

Edit: Changed the formatting twice like an asshole


Plantation Barbie
True & Honest Fan
May 16, 2015
Name: Lunete

Likes: Vampire Hunter D, Cat Eyed boy, Castlevania, anything horror/vampire related really, GTA, Ghostbusters (the original of course), and Batman.

Dislikes: Troons,

Fun Fact About Me: I stop to pet random cats.

Can you be a X-MAS SPIRIT BOT 9000?: I can probably do one or two extra drawings, just don't expect anything great.
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