Secret Santa 2020 Gift Showcase Thread - Let's see them!

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm making this thread as I'll probably be offline for the next few days (I'm taking a short vacation for the holidays) and I want to see what everyone got. I'm calling out all the participants and helpers here:

@behavioral swamp thang
@Revo
@MerriedxReldnahc
@PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue
@Cuddly Pirate
@Fliddaroonie
@The Last Stand
@Arm Pit Cream
@IFuckingLoveJoeBiden
@Jaded Optimist
@The Real SVP
@death of chans
@Professional Lurker
@chainsaw enthusiast
@MerriedxReldnahc
@Witthel
@Pickle Dick
@Randall Fragg
@karz
@behavioral swamp thang
@Quiet Dignity
@Kari Kamiya
@thismanlies
@Weeb Slinger
@Forgetful Kiwi
@Deadwaste
@Alrakkan
@Tiki Bar Man
@Creepy Pig Man
@Pepito The Cat
@The Sauce Boss
@Burd Turglar
@AutisticLoli
@Trapitalism
@Peru oso donas
@The Real Me
@Mr. Manchester
@Yonder
@Pineapple Fox
@Psyantroos
@Termina
@A Fucking Leafeon
@Toma
@purplemacar0n
@Coffee Druid
@doof
@MemeGrey
@Oscar Wildean
@Rabbits
@Nuns with guns
@Baklava
@Snufkin kin
@SixTrees
@WeDon'tNeedToWhisper
@Trusty Patches
@Scratch This Nut
@Revo
@SmokingPig
@Chan Fan
@HERE YOU GO
@DanteOblong
@Lil' Slugger
@Hermey The Crawling Chaos
@A Friendly Hoovy
@PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue
@Get_your_kicks_with_30-06
@fuzzyrodent85
@BrunoMattei
@Cake Farts
@Distant Stare
@General Disarray
@Overly Serious
@CharlesBarkley
@LMFAOForgotPw
@nya001
@Truly Rural
@Wanda
@Catman from cat town
@Spawn
@EyelessMC
@Gun Safety
@Thunderchild
@bitterSweet LAH
@FlaccidSnake
@UnKillFill
@Dead Mime
@Easy Peasy
@wrangled tard
@Cedric_Eff
@The Ultimate Ramotith
@Sundae
@Swizzlestick
@Old Wizard
@Robert Sanvagene
@Rand /pol/
@friends o' niall
@Tereshkova63
@brookslazor
@Anon_Fluoride
@Failure_Personified
@Sima Yi
@Basement Dwelling Dork
@Safir
@Jewelsmakerguy
@MadameMidlifeCrisis
@Florence
@Slowpoke Sonic
@Purin Chan
@Happy Fish
@Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX
@murdercats
@dspike
@diehardman
@Shaneequa
@tofu dog
@awoo
@spiritofamermaid
@Smurfskii
@Smarmy
@Anstiv
@gata
@Smolrolls
@Wooden Spoon
@part timer
@Lunete
@Samoyed
@It'sYaBoi_Skinny_Hunter69
@Jet Fuel Johnny
@Deodar
@mtndewsweg777
@Zaryiu
@Fandom Trash
@Breakfast_Guru88
@TheImportantFart
@NOT Sword Fighter Super
@Mao Hao Hao
@Clovis
@Naamaleipuri
@Cynically Insane
@Clockwork_PurBle
@Road kill lunch
@Nu11ptr
@Law
@Tofu Dust
@Rykuii
@princess pierrot
@❄️❄️❄️
@Slick Willy
@batshit icecream
@Spiraling Rainbow
@Nahcturne
@Haramburger

There might be a few users that I can't quote, maybe because they changed their handles recently. If you know them, please let them know.

Let's see them gifts!

 

[Revo]

I am still waiting for my gift and it's too early to post them now.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

@Uncle Warren
@The Pink Panther
@Expurgate Contradictions

@spiritofamermaid and @oscar wildean I have no idea what's up there, give me a minute.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

@caughtinanet
@Dolphin Lundgren

There's the last two, alright.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Took me a second to find it in the battleground that is my PM's currently, but here's mine:

What a Horrible Night for a Christmas Curse

Twas the night before Christmas as Hermey raced through Dracula's lair.
He had to hurry, for tomorrow there would be much despair.
Children would cry because Santa left them no gifts under the tree.
That's because he had been kidnapped by Dracula for a ransoming fee.
"A thousand pure virgin brides!" was the vampire's demand.
Or it would be sorrow the children would be forced to understand.

So Hermey tore through Transylvania with a whip in his hand.
For it was solely up to him to bring joy to the land.
A demon? A werewolf? "No problem!" he cried.
A quick flick of his wrist spelled his enemies' demise.
But the enemies got tougher, yet Hermey pressed on.
Luckily there were pork chops hidden in the walls, nom nom.

But then in a castle chamber a fearsome foe lay in wait.
A skeleton cloaked in a robe, the Grim Reaper filled with hate.
With his scythe he slashed, the blade tearing through air.
But that's all the blade found, for Hermey dodged with the utmost care.
Then he saw his opening, and with haste he did act.
Hermey doused the Reaper with holy water and this trial he passed.

Then came the final trial, a coffin lay in front of our hero.
And from it came Dracula, ready to reduce Hermey's life to zero.
But before Hermey could react, Dracula simply vanished.
Only to reappear from behind with projectiles ready to vanquish.
But Hermy was no fool and he quickly spun around.
He tossed his holy water, giving him just enough time to kick Dracula's head to the ground.

But the nightmare was not over, it had only just begun.
For in the headless vampire's place, a demon strike had stung.
Hermey reeled back in pain, having never felt such power before.
But he kept fighting, lest Christmas be ruined forevermore.
He threw his holy water, every vial costing him a heart.
Eventually he ran out, would this be where his foe tears him apart?

Hermey's death was naught to be, for Dracula did fall.
A crumbling castle stood a testament to Hermey's persistent squall.
And riding across the moon, what did our hero find?
Why it was Santa and his reindeer riding into the snowy blind.
With an echoing blast did Santa's words ring through the air.
"Thank you Hermey for saving Christmas. May you have a lifetime supply of weed and pussy to ease all your cares!"

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Took me a second to find it in the battleground that is my PM's currently, but here's mine:

Wow, that took some effort. 10/10

Here's mine:

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

LOL, damn, man. You got my most favorite thing out of that entire list I made. It's always great to get a Bioshock gift. <3

 

[Weeb Slinger]

This magnificent gift from my secret Santa...

1. ... Makes my avatar look like Rorschach's mentally-challenged younger brother has been duped into joining the Imperial Navy.

2. ...Provides cast-iron justification for the testing of the Death Star's main weapon on the supposedly peaceful world of Alderaan. You harbour faux folk carpetbaggers - Mumford & Sons - you get blown in chunks of space kibble. The Galactic Senate would have strongly supported Grand Moff Tarkin's actions, had it not been disbanded.

Thank you Sir / Madam / or whatever terms apply to the gender, species, or animate object that you currently identify as.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Uncle Warren]

wot

 

[Peru oso donas]

Whoever made this you are cool : )

 

[Wish I knew]

I got this neat .gif for Christmas

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

I got this. I'm not 100% sure how it relates to my likes, but its not bad.

 

[Overly Serious]

Are we doing this already? Well okay, then. So I liked Sexy girls, Sci-Fi and Creepy-Crawlies. I disliked Reggae, Pot, Long fingernails. So here is what I received courtesy of Hermey's magic sleigh. (Wait - Hermey's - the messenger and courier of the Gods? What are the chances?).

Behold!

She's exactly what I wanted for Christmas. And I don't know if it's deliberate but I love that the mysterious artist gave her fingers with no fingernails. I love the Dumb rating top-hat which makes me wonder if it's someone who has read my posts! Love the little torn reggae poster on the wall and the ordamints. I suspect that's me in the background who having provided the necessary genetic material for her to create the eggsack in the corner have now been disposed of. Well - it's the way I want to go.

To whoever made this - thank you very much. You brought a real smile to my face.

 

[Zaryiu]

Here's my gift ithink this was originally going to be an animation related to my likes

but this was included

Thanks to whoever made, i like it

 

[Overly Serious]

heres my gift for my person
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You doofus. It's a secret santa. You're supposed to post the one you were sent not the one you are sending.

I got this neat .gif for Christmas View attachment 1804219

I love the benevolent gaze of Joshua gazing on in that picture.

I got this. I'm not 100% sure how it relates to my likes, but its not bad.
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What were your likes and dislikes? Maybe there's some hidden meaning.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

I am crying and shidding. I am also shidding and crying.

It's Batman and Johnny Cash fighting the Scarecrow, some BLM protestors and ominous giant soyfaces.

Arkham Knight but in a coincidence Gotham BLM starts rioting before Scarecrow even wakes up that Halloween morning, so he rolls with it and the good doctor once again starts Batman's "appointment" early like old times.

@Aaa0aaa0

 

[SixTrees]

Eat it losers I got THREE very epic monky poems. Brought tears to my eyes 41/10 will frame and pass down to my grandkids.

Spoiler

Thank u Santa u spoil me

 

[Mao Hao Hao]

What were your likes and dislikes? Maybe there's some hidden meaning.

They were:
Likes: Animals, Insects, Anime/Manga, most video games, anything overly cute, horror stuff (books, movies, games etc).
Dislikes: Politics, terrible SJW stuff.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

If anyone sent their presents in to me and I didn't respond, plz bump the PM so I can find it again. I've been very busy down in Santa's Sex Dungeon/ Fruitcake Storage so I might have missed some messages.

 

[purplemacar0n]

Merry Kiwismas! My secret Santa drew me a cute kitty! I loved the hat.