Secret societies -

[Marco Fucko]

I often contemplate whether I should become a freemason or not, or whether I even can. I also wonder if there really is an Illuminati 2, working from the shadows to destroy monarchy in the past, and now attempting to solidify their domination of the world through global capitalism.

What are Kiwis' favorite secret societies, would you join them if you could?

 

[The Ether Is Real]

I know my grandfather was a Freemason somehow. I remember going to some award ceremony for it at a very young age. If he could get in, I imagine anyone could.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

I've heard there's a secret kiwi farms board that only paypigs can view. if the rumors are true, that might be the illuminati.

 

[Marco Fucko]

I've heard there's a secret kiwi farms board that only paypigs can view. if the rumors are true, that might be the illuminati.

I've long theorized that Josh being an international hobo is really a cover. He was in Ukraine touching base with Putin, and now that he's out he's probably going to make sure Brussels is still humming along.

 

[Niggernerd]

Not very secret if you know they exist you silly.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I know my grandfather was a Freemason somehow. I remember going to some award ceremony for it at a very young age. If he could get in, I imagine anyone could.

One of the mottos of Freemasonry is quite literally "to be one, ask one," so yes.

 

[tehpope]

 

[The Shadow]

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I’m not a member but as far as I can tell the Freemasons used to be, unofficially, a good way to get job connections but membership figures are in decline.

 

[B. F. Bugleberry]

I’m not a member but as far as I can tell the Freemasons used to be, unofficially, a good way to get job connections but membership figures are in decline.

Elks Lodge baby, for absolute boomer tier perks. Free popcorn and $1 beers all day. Catch a summer job lazy workin at the docks from the bullitin board, park your camper round back, and pull up a stool to the guy who flips VW bugs for a living.

 

[Safir]

If he could get in, I imagine anyone could.

Not the women (troons are ok, though).

 

[Wraith]

I had a relative that talked about a tiny one of military dudes who were ultra experts on various things until they resigned in 1992 when Clinton got elected. Clinton was such a scum ball that when he heard about the unit he tried to give them a list of people he wanted dealt with. They were disgusted because they had integrity and all resigned.
The crap she talked about in terms of technology they had at that point would have been fun to experience if it were real. Problem is that relative turned out to be a consummate liar and tried to murder her kid repeatedly and got help to try to car-crash-dismember him once, seriously, so who the hell knows how much of her crap was real.
And she was a medical professional for many decades. She was treating your relatives believing this crap and doing things to her kid.

I still want to play with the tech if it were real though. The mini-nuke powered silent helicopter alone with a combat laser was an awesome idea. If you think they wouldn't be considered a "secret society," if you heard some of the stories for this group, you'd think otherwise.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

My last name literally means Freemason

 

[The Ether Is Real]

Elks Lodge baby

The only Elk's Lodge I've been to I associate with food related events, and migraines caused by stale cigarette smoke.