seeing my mom for the first time in twelve years - mamalynn wants those sweet sweet savings - 06/09/20

[Hamberlard Raid]

Spoiler: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECAP

• author's note: COMMENTS ARE TURNED OFF
• i will be CRYEEN today
• mom is comeen today
• bit of a drive
• not seen in 12 years
• she wants to visit Ambur now that she has cancer
• wants 2 come and be there for her appointment
• her first like appointment at cancer center
• jaundice moment
• so much
• mah bodee is very mad at me
• mad at myself
• sickly
• I HAVE CANCER
• anemic
• low vitamin d
• bad sleep shcedule
• filling bad about wait
• wearing makeup to cover the jaundice
• 100 pounds heavier since the last time she saw her mum (18 y/o)
• 395 pounds when she last saw her
• so, youre 495 now? sure, jan.
• ambur's mom blames herself for her daughter's fatcuntness
• not her falt
• shooooper nervus
• lips are dry
• not doing a full beat, just enough to cover the organ failure
• theengs change over 12 years
• her mom will visit for about a week
• brother is in prison
• foster mom is telling her prison brother about her cancer
• ambur's dad doesn't know about his daughter's crotch cancer
• her mom lives in oklahoma
• always close with her mom
• her mom hung the moon
• she painted the sunset
• bond and such
• clean and sober for 5 years
• no eyeliner
• i want to hug her
• no makeup in two weeks
• GOODBYE

Spoiler: MY THOUGHTS

ARCHIVE (360P):
seeing my mom for the first time in 12 years
June 9, 2020

 

[The Last Stand]

Her mother is about to outlive her daughter. How morbid.

 

[RemoveKebab]

Spoiler: Amber's mom is not in this video. This is a GRWM. Gorl a lah.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

Is it going to be a picture or a facetime? I’m not watching to find out

 

[ADHD]

I assume she's about to put on her makeup in the video, but damn, that's a very elderly looking 29 year old.

The comments are turned off. Let's see if that works out for her the way she wants it to.

She says she looks yellow. Are my eyes broken? She looks more red than yellow to me.

I really, really hope she'll do a livestream with Kristine.

The dress she's wearing now looks like it would have been a better choice for her dancing video in terms of keeping her dainty boobies covered when she bent over, not sure why she didn't use this one instead.

 

[497]

not again with the hair conditioner on her face

 

[quirkycalories]

i thought this was amby filmed seeing her meth mama for the first time in 12 years as you see the dollar signs in her eyes, not clickbait. pass

 

[Dead Memes]

Her last video flopped. Guess she's going back to clickbait.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

not again with the hair conditioner on her face

I was going to say! What a dumbass. Can't she see her face getting red after it? But she think she looks yellow? Of course, comments are turned off, so she can't get called out on it.


Man, I wish we could see her mom's reaction to her size when they meet.

 

[Fandom Trash]

No legs, go home.

Think mama Amber will actually help Amber out, or just use her for her daily drug money?

 

[dingobaby]

She mentioned going to the "cancer center". What does that mean? I've always imagined that phrase as like, a place that administers chemo and stuff. This seems to be progressing very rapidly.

edit:does this mean it is indeed more than pre-cancer?

 

[Mandaark]

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I assume she's about to put on her makeup in the video, but damn, that's a very elderly looking 29 year old.

The comments are turned off. Let's see if that works out for her the way she wants it to.

She says she looks yellow. Are my eyes broken? She looks more red than yellow to me.

I really, really hope she'll do a livestream with Kristine.

Yeeesh she looks like lobster boy
And despite being washed out and blurry, look dirty

 

[iLoveDoe]

Comments turned off, probably because she knew a lot of people would shit on her for clickbaiting even though she still got a decent amount of likes from her now brainwashed followers

 

[ADHD]

She mentioned going to the "cancer center". What does that mean? I've always imagined that phrase as like, a place that administers chemo and stuff. This seems to be progressing very rapidly.

Maybe it's where the oncologist's office is? I wouldn't expect her to pronounce "oncologist" properly so just saying "cancer center" is more in line with Amber's vocabulary.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is it going to be a picture or a facetime? I’m not watching to find out

She's going to have a hard time tracking her mom after they closed down that old pig pen on Old McDonald's farm.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

She really likes to say she has cancer.

 

[hourglass figure]

She mentioned going to the "cancer center". What does that mean? I've always imagined that phrase as like, a place that administers chemo and stuff. This seems to be progressing very rapidly.

There are 2 cancer centers in Lexington. They seem to be like hospitals dedicated to just cancer treatments.

 

[Very Honest Content]

My popcorn is ready.

At least the timeline is current. (It is current, right?)

 

[Pinky&Perky]

OK
She says she doesnt blame her mum. she sort of does

She says her mum does not know what YouTube is - are you kidding me - she is the same age as me - YouTube is practically my home page - their is no way she has never watched Amberlynn's youtube channel

On her Tik-Tok she pretended her mum did not exist

 

[carbcrab]

How long until Victimlynn can no longer stop herself from tormenting her mother with "muh childhood made me fat and gave me cancer," and Kristine ventures out for some of Kentucky's finest crank?