seeing my mom for the first time in twelve years - mamalynn wants those sweet sweet savings - 06/09/20

Blue Canary in the outlet

by the lightswitch, who's watching over you...
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Amber says that she looks sickly because on top of having cancer she doesn't get enough sleep and because she's anemic and has low vitamin D.

Umm, what about you being 500 pounds and having untreated sleep apnea (that she never addressed again) and (probably) diabetes?

She is so stupid. Yes, low vitamin D levels are really going to bring you down and make your cancer even worse. She hasn't mentioned her weight, or losing weight, once since her cancer announcement video. This is why I assume this girl is always lying, nothing she says ever adds up or makes sense.
I'm 100% sure that she's got diabetes. Some are overweight/obese, not even close to her weight and are at least pre-diabetic aka fucked up glucose metabolism.

If her insuline and blood sugar levels are normal, then it's a medical wonder.

You can't stuff so much carbs and sugar into your body without fucking this up.
 

DefCon Dumb

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Whatever ends up happening with her mother & I don't think it will go well, we won't find out for some time. She'll cram in as many pre-recorded vids as possible - with click bait titles of course, hoping to rake in even more of that sweet, sweet coin. That will free her up to spend every waking, non-eating moment following her Mom like a bored toddler whining to be entertained, while Mom visits.

I'm a little taken aback at the idea that her mother is staying at a hotel for the week - last thing Amber needs to be doing is forking out money she doesn't need to. Doesn't that house have a guest bedroom? Eric's sister & kid have stayed there often enough... But if she's staying in a hotel & Amber staying with her, I hope the room has 2 beds. Amber would have a perfect excuse to eat out & order in: "My mother needs to eat & so do I, you haydurs!"

I'm still bemused at the whole reunion thing. Amber's mother wouls have a reasonable expectation that, at pushing 30, her daughter is in full adult mode. No matter what Aunt Tammy may have tld her, I don't think she's really prepared for a death fat toddler-child.

I hope Amber chooses to show off her Michelin star level cooking skills for mom. I'm sure her mom will positvely adore her competition ready chili!
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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I can't get past the teeth. Must have lost them all in Nam
Wow. Looks just like Amber, only older and 300 lbs lighter. Mama has put on some weight since she gave up the meth.

I remember her Mom’s FB Page a few years ago had some downright nasty, depraved shit on it. I guess old haggard meth heads have to extra slutty to keep their roofer boyfriends around.
 

Turd Blossom

My gravy mug runneth over
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More & more I get the impression she's trying to live out plot twists in badly written romance novels.
She hasn't even consulted with an oncologist yet, however in her mind our gifted WriterLynn has already composed her bestselling, inspirational memoir about her arduous cancer journey:
"Skinny People Get Cancer Too: Overcoming Womb Cancer AND Fat-Shaming in the Public Eye"
Or perhaps it'll be a helpful primer on "Surviving Period-Hole Cancer With No Insurance".

A week is a long time for shit to go down when everyone in that house is a pos.
Having any visitor stay for a week can be challenging, let alone your estranged mother with dubious motivations and unresolved issues who you haven't seen in over a decade. Add this situation to the Gaycare's already bizarre dynamic, weird hours, Becky under an immense amount of stress with her own mother's illness... and this is a potential powder-keg-type-deal.

Normally having your mother, who has been through cancer, attend your oncology appointment with you might be helpful because not only would she know the right questions to ask, but her presence would be comforting. In Amber's case it seems like a recipe for disaster. I wonder if Becky will be required to attend/chauffer as well.

As others have pointed out, I doubt that Amber will film anything interesting from her mom's visit, but if history has shown us anything it's that she will be unable to resist showcasing the sad but inevitable mountain of gifts that she's going to shower upon her mom.
 

Smoovy Jay

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Amber is too stupid and desperate for attention that she won’t be able to help herself and she’ll brag about her one-of-a-kind luxury purses with pompoms and Torrid budget and meth mamma will only see dollar signs.

Then meth mamma will get money out of ALR, head back home to wherever the fuck she lives and is too stupid to shut up and will blab that ALR doesn’t have cancer and some trash bag relative will blast it over social media. White trash can’t keep secrets (unless they might face jail, then they miraculously shut up). This will be fun.

Plus someone can show mamma the video from Mother’s Day when VictimLynn ate her feelings (but the chocolate bars were minis).
 

Tumbo

Only Half Crippled
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I get that going through Cancer Treatment uninsured would be a death sentence for the majority of people but I get the feeling that at least for hamber she will be fine she makes a fair bit on YouTube. Although I'm not American so I could be totally wrong.
 

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I pulled off your wings, and I laughed.
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I get that going through Cancer Treatment uninsured would be a death sentence for the majority of people but I get the feeling that at least for hamber she will be fine she makes a fair bit on YouTube. Although I'm not American so I could be totally wrong.
Look let me break it down to you.

My surgery for uterine cancer cost over 80K.
Amber being as huge as she is will require more staff and more equipment with a longer stay.
I had insurance, she doesnt.
That is not including chemo or radiotherapy.
Shes FUCKED.
 

Xenomorph

I pulled off your wings, and I laughed.
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Poverty Ark incoming.
And they will require she put down a percentage pre op, not sure how much of a percentage, people with insurance dont have to for me an 80k surgery cost me 800 bucks at the end of the day, insurance took care of the rest for Amber this will be a huge bill, she in no way will have the funds to pay for it.
 

DMT Blastoid

show me that dainty period hole, qween
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She mentioned going to the "cancer center". What does that mean? I've always imagined that phrase as like, a place that administers chemo and stuff. This seems to be progressing very rapidly.

edit:does this mean it is indeed more than pre-cancer?
LMK if this has already been answered and I'll delete, but the cancer center is more than just the chemo hub, usually its where you can meet specialists for your specific kind of cancer and also get more information than a regular kind of hospital.
 

MonikerStalker

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Amber is so desperate for parental love it's not even funny. Which is why her tone about her mom has changed so quick. It's honestly just kind of sad, cause I'm sure amber won't even bring up what a pos her mom has been and tbh she has every right to. It's only going to go well if her mom apologies for being a shitty parent and choosing drugs over her children if she doesn't tension will build. A week is a long time for shit to go down when everyone in that house is a pos.
I would have never expected to see a picture of Krobus in here 🤣
 

Tumbo

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Look let me break it down to you.

My surgery for uterine cancer cost over 80K.
Amber being as huge as she is will require more staff and more equipment with a longer stay.
I had insurance, she doesnt.
That is not including chemo or radiotherapy.
Shes FUCKED.
My Guess she could file for Chapter 7 get her debt wiped and be home free surprisingly medical debt is dischargeable in a Ch 7 and given what a joke Bankruptcy Court is I'd say she'd be granted it with little to no questions asked.
 
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