aGuyWhoMightBeCalledRalph
kiwifarms.net
I know generally that "IRL trolling" is strongly discouraged, but this isn't so much a trolling suggestion as a suggestion to find out what the condition of 14BC is currently. I know we have lots of footage of the workroom and the bedroom, (and some shots of the kitchen) but I've scoured the interwebz and haven't been able to find recent pics or vids of the living room or the dining room.
So here's my idea: someone who lives nearby (or doesn't have enough of a life to make the trip) pretends to either be a salesman or a Mormon/Scientologist/Jehovah's Witness, and pay Chirssy-boy a little visit. Nothing major, just try to sell Chris a vacuum (a bunch of toys maybe) while covertly snapping pics of the living room. I figured worst case scenario Chris just won't answer the door, and the best case scenario is we get Tour of Christian's House III.
Evidently there would be more to it than this. The person would have to think extensively about whatever they'd pretend to sale and prepare a decent amount to ensure that he/she looks legit, (pamphlets, samples, a suit, etc.) they'd need to be able to think up snappy answers to questions, and they'd need the ability to restrain themselves when Chris does lulzy things. (weens that scream "JULAY" need not apply) But if we could pull it off, we'd have some more info on 14BC and how close it is to being condemned.
Again, the intent is not to harass Chris, just to get some more gross house pics.
So here's my idea: someone who lives nearby (or doesn't have enough of a life to make the trip) pretends to either be a salesman or a Mormon/Scientologist/Jehovah's Witness, and pay Chirssy-boy a little visit. Nothing major, just try to sell Chris a vacuum (a bunch of toys maybe) while covertly snapping pics of the living room. I figured worst case scenario Chris just won't answer the door, and the best case scenario is we get Tour of Christian's House III.
Evidently there would be more to it than this. The person would have to think extensively about whatever they'd pretend to sale and prepare a decent amount to ensure that he/she looks legit, (pamphlets, samples, a suit, etc.) they'd need to be able to think up snappy answers to questions, and they'd need the ability to restrain themselves when Chris does lulzy things. (weens that scream "JULAY" need not apply) But if we could pull it off, we'd have some more info on 14BC and how close it is to being condemned.
Again, the intent is not to harass Chris, just to get some more gross house pics.
