Due to the influx of new users joining this forum and making threads, I am noticing a lot of lack of quality threads that have no detail and get locked right away. Whether it's PAs or a shitpost, the cow does not sell well in these parts. So let me explain how to properly sell your lolcow to the Farmers Market. Whether you're new or have been here for awhile but haven't made a thread yet.
For OPs go here
Thread Structure
I am seeing these type of threads here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rags-yourpalrags.34278/
Even if it were more detailed, it still doesn't quite qualify due to it being an animator. Attaching a video with a shitpost isn't enough to convince people why they are a Lolcow. Now if he were more like YanderDev and had a history of drama that would be more suitable. But make sure to address that in the OP. If you have to add to your thread to make it better after finding more info then do so frequently, that way, it will bring in people's interest.
If you want to make a thread on a known youtuber but they aren't lolcow material, you can make it in Multimedia: https://kiwifarms.net/forums/multimedia.13/
This includes writing an opening paragraph describing what this cow is like and explaining why they're interesting. You may also want to embed images using the paint tool on your computer or by handheld device. If you are going to use Imgur then that would not be a good idea because they do not embed well and have cut off contact with the farms recently. For images, use Gyazo or copy off of your personal Discord storage servers for content.
For archival stuff go here
When you are putting in your thread title, do not do this:
Morrisdrownjr/45rogi/zeborg/starlo
Putting aliases together prevents Google search from having each on it's own, it is important to separate each alias like this:
Yougon / sherpardtime / 672jontron / greenshade2z
That way, when you google one of them, it shows up at the top instead of a cluttered mess.
Person of Interest
Selling your Cow comes with both descriptive and interesting traits alike. Sometimes people make descriptive threads that just don't get much attention for a multitude of reasons. The cow may be stale if it's often repetitive and hardly active, this includes Cartoon reviewers, DeviantART users with the same type of art they post and Vloggers who do the same thing on a daily basis. These don't really interest people and are perceived as either Personal Army Requests or the poster just wanting attention for getting out a thread.
If you want your cow to sell, they have to have some history to them and stand out from other weirdos, they can be known people who often chimp out or nobodies who are just discovered off the edge of the internet. Sometimes they just show up in front of you without even looking. Nobody wants to see the subject do the same thing every day, this is how threads get locked. They have to have something new happen out of the ordinary that will just gain our attention. This is where content comes in, the more content you put in a thread the more traction it will get. People will look at it the moment it gets posted to see if it's of any interest. If you are going to bump your thread, make sure you have content of that cow people will get updated on.
For OPs go here
Thread Structure
I am seeing these type of threads here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rags-yourpalrags.34278/
Even if it were more detailed, it still doesn't quite qualify due to it being an animator. Attaching a video with a shitpost isn't enough to convince people why they are a Lolcow. Now if he were more like YanderDev and had a history of drama that would be more suitable. But make sure to address that in the OP. If you have to add to your thread to make it better after finding more info then do so frequently, that way, it will bring in people's interest.
If you want to make a thread on a known youtuber but they aren't lolcow material, you can make it in Multimedia: https://kiwifarms.net/forums/multimedia.13/
This includes writing an opening paragraph describing what this cow is like and explaining why they're interesting. You may also want to embed images using the paint tool on your computer or by handheld device. If you are going to use Imgur then that would not be a good idea because they do not embed well and have cut off contact with the farms recently. For images, use Gyazo or copy off of your personal Discord storage servers for content.
For archival stuff go here
When you are putting in your thread title, do not do this:
Morrisdrownjr/45rogi/zeborg/starlo
Putting aliases together prevents Google search from having each on it's own, it is important to separate each alias like this:
Yougon / sherpardtime / 672jontron / greenshade2z
That way, when you google one of them, it shows up at the top instead of a cluttered mess.
Person of Interest
Selling your Cow comes with both descriptive and interesting traits alike. Sometimes people make descriptive threads that just don't get much attention for a multitude of reasons. The cow may be stale if it's often repetitive and hardly active, this includes Cartoon reviewers, DeviantART users with the same type of art they post and Vloggers who do the same thing on a daily basis. These don't really interest people and are perceived as either Personal Army Requests or the poster just wanting attention for getting out a thread.
If you want your cow to sell, they have to have some history to them and stand out from other weirdos, they can be known people who often chimp out or nobodies who are just discovered off the edge of the internet. Sometimes they just show up in front of you without even looking. Nobody wants to see the subject do the same thing every day, this is how threads get locked. They have to have something new happen out of the ordinary that will just gain our attention. This is where content comes in, the more content you put in a thread the more traction it will get. People will look at it the moment it gets posted to see if it's of any interest. If you are going to bump your thread, make sure you have content of that cow people will get updated on.
