Seme/Uke quiz – What kind of gay are you? - 11 year old web 1.0 quiz – The results may shock you!

[Joan Nyan]

http://www.semeuke.com/quiz2.php#

Spoiler: me

 

[ES 148]

haha jon-kacho is gay

 

[VoreDoggy]

I never want to see this fucking quiz again. I don't even understand most of the words they use, and it still hurts me.

 

[drtoboggan]

What the fuck are seme and uke?

 

[Joan Nyan]

What the fuck are seme and uke?

Gay top and gay bottom

 

[ATM]

gay

 

[Khayyam]

I am offensive and this thread is Islamic.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

I got the same result:

I'm quite confused by this quiz though. It comes across like it was written by a teenage girl, not a gay man.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I got the same result:

I'm quite confused by this quiz though. It comes across like it was written by a teenage girl, not a gay man.

It was written by and for teenage girls yes.

 

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

There's a weird pattern going on.

 

[ES 148]

haha jon-kacho is a teenage girl

 

[Catastrophe-TM]

I could've sworn back in the day I've seen and taken this quiz before, but why the fuck are all the dolls in the result pictures headless?

I got Clueless Uke btw

 

[ATaxingWoman]

UwU

 

[Desire Lines]

All of these Opportunist Semes in this thread are making me really shy

Spoiler

this shit is so fucking gay lol

 

[Judge Holden]

I finished the quiz and instead of giving me my result it just autolinked me to this video

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

"Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment."

Lol "badass"

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Thanks @Jon-Kacho. That was some pretty dumb fun.

You are a Chibi Seme
You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyant Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke
Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

 

[Dolce & Gabbana]

"You are a Sadistic Seme!
It takes a special kind of uke to appreciate the punishment you dish out. Making them beg for mercy is what you're all about. You give your uke the gift of pain, and the louder their moans are, the more satisfied with the relationship you'll be. It's no fun if they don't struggle, and struggle and torture is what the Dramatic Uke, your perfect match, lives for."


Raw

(I love how these have type matchups like Pokemon cards. Come at me)

 

[Golly]

Why do I feel like I was just forcefully bitchslapped by the mid-2000s?

 

[Oglooger]

where can I be the Gachimuchi?