Sep-10-2015 ADF, future roller derby star -

[tomgirl4life]

He's liked and shared a couple things relating to roller skating these past couple days, so we may be witnessing the birth of a new obsession.

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http://queercoffeeshop.tumblr.com/p...h-me-at-your-local-roller-rink-running-people
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Further delving into this, the tumblr mentions roller derby and the skate company makes skates specifically for use in roller derby. He's expressed interest in the sport in the past, but this is the first that's come on Facebook.

 

[ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander]

Guy doesn't know how to ride a bike. God help him if he's obsessing about roller skates.

 

[Lemon Vagina]

How long until he realises there's a large number of trans-hating radfems in roller derby though?

 

[Mulligan]

God the mental image of Phil roller derbing is worse than the one I get when I imagine Chris belly dancing

 

[Dalish]

Phil doesn't have the stamina for roller derby. I rolled for a while and while some of the girls are bigger, a lot of it is muscle. He wouldn't be able to whip around the ring like you need to-- laps on laps on laps of pretty extreme physical exertion. Derby looks cute and fun and 'badass', but it's like any other sport team. Practices until you puke, broken bones and stitches, trying out.

Actually, if he tried out for a team and got rejected, the chimpout would be amaze.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Well, it's one of the few fields where boring, overweight women tend to excel.

 

[Strelok]

God the mental image of Phil roller derbing is worse than the one I get when I imagine Chris belly dancing

Really? It's a great visual to me because It'll be 15 seconds of desperate flailing followed by a faceplant on the hard floor.

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

Phil is physically fit and muscular so I'm pretty sure he can pick up skating, what with his Necrosis and all.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It would be absolutely hilarious to watch Phil try and fail to roller derby but I have a feeling he wouldn't be accepted into any team in the first place.

 

[admiral]

I'm looking forward to the communist-feminist-misandrist-latinx-roller skater tattoos we can expect from this.

 

[MMX]

I think phil used to be into "xtreme inline" in the past.
It mostly amounted to skating real slowly, hopping of curbs and falling over.

 

[galact0r]

Jesus Creeping Christ, Phil finds yet another way to commit acts of violence against women.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

ADF has been interested in Roller Derby for quite some time.

This is not unusual among the current generation of feminists (and those who identify as such), the sport is seen as empowering.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder what Phil's obviously inevitable excuse for not being able to use roller skates will be? Phil can't blame his junk this time.

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

It's funny seeing Chris-Chan slowly claw his way out of becoming a manchild and taking on responsibilities (he still is a manchild, but he's at least gotten past the internet trolling).

Meanwhile Phil just devolves more into a manchild, eventually, he'll be an even bigger laughing stock than Chris.

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

It's funny seeing Chris-Chan slowly claw his way out of becoming a manchild and taking on responsibilities (he still is a manchild, but he's at least gotten past the internet trolling).

Meanwhile Phil just devolves more into a manchild, eventually, he'll be an even bigger laughing stock than Chris.

Chris is extremely stubborn to learn from her mistakes, but she does nonetheless. Phil will stick to his guns to the bitter end.

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

Chris is extremely stubborn to learn from her mistakes, but she does nonetheless. Phil will stick to his guns to the bitter end.

Chris at least learned to just accept the fact that he's a manchild, somewhat. At least he learned to ignore most the things said about him/her on the internet.

 

[Coldgrip]

Remember that time when Chris mentioned trying roller skating once, fell down, skinned his knee and bitched that he'd never do that again? Same thing here, only Phil will claim gammergat dudebros of pushing him down and throwing him off balance each time he face-plants.

 

[Operator Kyoko Sakura]

Remember that time when Chris mentioned trying roller skating once, fell down, skinned his knee and bitched that he'd never do that again? Same thing here, only Phil will claim gammergat dudebros of pushing him down and throwing him off balance each time he face-plants.

"Those fucking MRA, Zionist, Holohoax believing, Gamergator, transphobic, cishet, white supremacist, homophobic, translatinxphobic, racist dudebros!" I can imagine that in Phil's voice.

 

[crayolasword]

Here's his little drawing from 2009. He's also into ice skating if I remember correctly.