Sep-10-2015 ADF, future roller derby star -

tomgirl4life

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He's liked and shared a couple things relating to roller skating these past couple days, so we may be witnessing the birth of a new obsession.

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http://queercoffeeshop.tumblr.com/p...h-me-at-your-local-roller-rink-running-people
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Further delving into this, the tumblr mentions roller derby and the skate company makes skates specifically for use in roller derby. He's expressed interest in the sport in the past, but this is the first that's come on Facebook.
 

Dalish

jewess bitch
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Phil doesn't have the stamina for roller derby. I rolled for a while and while some of the girls are bigger, a lot of it is muscle. He wouldn't be able to whip around the ring like you need to-- laps on laps on laps of pretty extreme physical exertion. Derby looks cute and fun and 'badass', but it's like any other sport team. Practices until you puke, broken bones and stitches, trying out.

Actually, if he tried out for a team and got rejected, the chimpout would be amaze.
 

Operator Kyoko Sakura

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It's funny seeing Chris-Chan slowly claw his way out of becoming a manchild and taking on responsibilities (he still is a manchild, but he's at least gotten past the internet trolling).

Meanwhile Phil just devolves more into a manchild, eventually, he'll be an even bigger laughing stock than Chris.
 

Josip Broz Tito

Marshal of Yugoslavia
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It's funny seeing Chris-Chan slowly claw his way out of becoming a manchild and taking on responsibilities (he still is a manchild, but he's at least gotten past the internet trolling).

Meanwhile Phil just devolves more into a manchild, eventually, he'll be an even bigger laughing stock than Chris.
Chris is extremely stubborn to learn from her mistakes, but she does nonetheless. Phil will stick to his guns to the bitter end.
 

Operator Kyoko Sakura

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Chris is extremely stubborn to learn from her mistakes, but she does nonetheless. Phil will stick to his guns to the bitter end.
Chris at least learned to just accept the fact that he's a manchild, somewhat. At least he learned to ignore most the things said about him/her on the internet.
 

Coldgrip

Still not Cody.
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Remember that time when Chris mentioned trying roller skating once, fell down, skinned his knee and bitched that he'd never do that again? Same thing here, only Phil will claim gammergat dudebros of pushing him down and throwing him off balance each time he face-plants.
 

Operator Kyoko Sakura

Magical Operator Operating Operationally
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Remember that time when Chris mentioned trying roller skating once, fell down, skinned his knee and bitched that he'd never do that again? Same thing here, only Phil will claim gammergat dudebros of pushing him down and throwing him off balance each time he face-plants.
"Those fucking MRA, Zionist, Holohoax believing, Gamergator, transphobic, cishet, white supremacist, homophobic, translatinxphobic, racist dudebros!" I can imagine that in Phil's voice.
 

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